External Link/Members OnlyIntroPrincessAsia has been on my HL for some time but her London dates never seemed to fit with my schedule. I wish they never had. Thought my luck was in when I saw she was doing an incall in East London. I truly have no idea how this girl has so many positive AW reviews. This was the worst punt in my 3 year punt journey by a country mile. On with the review.
Comms: Message Asia via AW the day before seeking a meet at 7pm. She confirmed as things stand she was free and I should submit a booking request. Alarm bells should have rung when she didn’t confirm the meet on AW but message me by text saying all the details will be sent to me the next day. This is obviously her tactic to protect the negative review system from punters. If it is not confirmed you can’t leave a confirmed meeting negative review.
Location: Travelodge Tower Bridge. Like many have said on various forums the worst hotels to punt. sleazy with key card access. The only bonus point with this TL is the lifts are right by the entrance so reception don’t have to see you. I arrived bang on at 7pm and text Asia to say I was here. A few mins later she texts back saying give me 10 mins but provides room number with access instructions saying when you’re on the floor text me and I will come out to the floor and let you in due to key card. Went to the pub next door and grabbed a drink rather than stand around like a doggy punter. Around 7:20 still no text was just about to leave when a text popped up saying I am ready. I managed to tag on to a guess up to her floor so there was no need to text and hang around on the floor.
Price: 1 hour £110 all inclusive as per profile
Appearance: I knocked and after a few seconds the door opened …. Asia standing behind the door “oh you’re here… I thought you were going to text so I could let you in” I explained. She was representative as the pics but to be blunt I simply did not find her that attractive. She was wearing a tight fitted black dress, still wet from her shower from the previous punt and her room was a bit of a mess. Yes I know I should have walked but I was gagging for it. Anyways handed over the cash and thought you’re here get on with it. She is well reviewed here so no need for me to comment on her body. It has already been written.
Services/Meeting: Usual chit chat to break the ice. She is from East Midlands but has this annoying fake chavi accent that matched her Barbie doll type appearance. We mutually started to get undressed.
Body: As per pics with fake rock hard tits
FK: If you can call this FK then Trades Description Act
OWO: As per previous posts nibbled my cock got her lips around the top and any attempt by me to insert it any further was resisted with a silly childish grin. This went on for about 5 mins until I got bored.
Sex: Hat on and attempted CG what a joke made a stupid remark that I am quite big so maybe this is not a good idea. Granted I am prob above average but no bloody King Dong/Port star – cop -out BIG TIME!. She suggested mich. Flipped over and she guided my cock in. She is quite tight but not overly so, have had far tighter. After a max of say 10 thrusts she says oh your really quite big for me can we have a break I am like are you for real????? Did I have a choice NO! She then suggests a massage which she says gives her time to recover… what after a max of 10 thrusts your tired I am thinking you can’t make this shit up. On with the massage… words fail me re her massage skills so let's move on. If this is supposed to get you aroused again then forget it.
I then indicated I was ready to fuck again hope you are… another girly giggle came out with that silly voice mooting some shit I suppose so. I suggested doggy bloody hell trying to get my cock in that fanny … got there in the end but once in got the same nonsense as in mich! That did it for me.
There was another awkward pause…. So some chit-chat followed told me about the taxi video n stuff boring as fuck! Looked at my watch and I still had 25 mins left. She suggested OWO with cim as she could see this was a lousy punt. My response? It’s okay I am going to make a move. Got dressed and headed out and headed straight to the pub £110 lighter and drowning my sorrows in another beer.
PositivesSafe albeit sleazy punting hotel
Good body but I am not a fan of fake tits but some may beg to differ
She is the reason why I joined UKP….I was conned by the AW punter reviews
NegativesEverything the list is endless
Return Visit?You got to be joking. I can only assume those who have given her positive reviews (here or AW) she must have given them extra time bordering on a free fuck in return for "please don't slate me"! Punters if you have £110 to waste go ahead don’t say you were not warned. Girls like this will make you give up this expensive hobby!