You know you're a punter when:
1/ you wish you could put punting as a skill on your CV. Its one of my best skills
2/ you're proud of your AW FB - but can't tell anyone
3/ listen to blokes going on about lap dancing & what they managed to get up to. Knowing that they've just wasted a shit load of cash for jack-shit
4/ you've retired from going lap-dancing. Went once on a blokes night out - knowing that this would get back to the OH. Got the comment "oh - what a surprise - you went lap dancing" Stupid bitch - looking completely in the wrong direction
5/ you can't remember how many WGs you've actually had. I have this in round no's + / - 10 or 20
6/ regularly price up civvies
7/ can accurately guess [most times] what the AW burd will charge b4 scrolling down the profile
8/ spot a duff AW profile a mile off - without even checking the FB / on here
9/ forget to check the verification pic - as so often not visible
10/ you start thinking about UKP review on way back from punt
Thats enuf from me