[Rubbish review] London. Lovely-KazX. Canary Wharf. Super positive!

[Trav]

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Ok. This is my first review. Please, don't judge me if there is something wrong.

I met Kaz for 90 minutes.

Firstly:
Body 10/10
Face 10/10
Attitude 10/10
Service 10/10
Overall 10/10

Comms.
Very easy going. Replied to my messages very fast. Although, she did not want to see me at first(I said a small unpleasant thing about her here), after I contacted her, we solved the problem very easy. Haven't seen any other escorts that would respond to messages like Kaz. It was like talking to a friend.

Location.
Not gonna give out her address obviously But once you got it from her, it is very easy to find. Close to Canary Wharf. The place is just by the main road and you won't need to walk/drive on small streets trying to find the right house.

The girl.
Well, she is a very beautiful girl. Believe me, I am very picky. I honestly give her 10/10. Her body is perfect - not too much, not too little. All natural! She looks after herself very well. She was wearing nice, light make up. And not like "oh, I just woke up". I'm sure she is pretty even with no make up at all. She is very friendly and easy to talk to, smart and has a sense of humour. Her English is very good. I can definitely tell that she really cares about her clients. She also remembers and does what she promissed(keeps her word), which is unlikely for a girl(girls, forgive me but that is true).
She talks about anything and she is well educated. I haven't heard a single "I don't know" from her.
I can write, write and write about her but I better stop.

The service.
She did anything I wanted and much more. This includes loads of owo/dfk/different positions and much more, which I don't wanna say about, sorry
She is definitely not a clock watcher. I was the only one who tried to watch the clock  and in response she told me not to do it she is very keen on pleasing and I could see it was genuine. Not a robot, definitely.
After trying different things(CG,OWO, DOGGY, DFK etc), I finished in mish but she did it first. When I saw it and she also told me, I told her that she was lying. Believe me guys, she was not. She forced me to check  . She definitely did it. She also told that she never or almost never(don't remember exactly) did it in mish! Obviously, I can't check and verify that but I more believe her than not. 
Oh, almost forgot to mention. Her 'xxx' is surprisingly very tight. The tightest I've ever had.

Conclusion.
Kaz is stunning and hot! No wonder why she is always fully booked. This is my personal oponion and I'll tell you that she is THE best escort I've ever met, the best! It's all in one and everything is perfect. Very hard to find that. She loves what she is doing clearly. I wish I could see her again today, but I guess, she is off 

Positive - everything
Negative - fully booked.

Will definitely meet her again when I have a chance.   

[Ludwig]

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Ok. This is my first review. Please, don't judge me if there is something wrong.
...
Firstly:
Body 10/10
Face 10/10
Attitude 10/10
Service 10/10
Overall 10/10

Comms.
Very easy going. Replied to my messages very fast. Although, she did not want to see me at first(I said a small unpleasant thing about her here), after I contacted her, we solved the problem very easy. Haven't seen any other escorts that would respond to messages like Kaz. It was like talking to a friend.

Location.
Not gonna give out her address obviously But once you got it from her, it is very easy to find. Close to Canary Wharf. The place is just by the main road and you won't need to walk/drive on small streets trying to find the right house.

The girl.
Well, she is a very beautiful girl. Believe me, I am very picky. I honestly give her 10/10. Her body is perfect - not too much, not too little. All natural! She looks after herself very well. She was wearing nice, light make up. And not like "oh, I just woke up". I'm sure she is pretty even with no make up at all. She is very friendly and easy to talk to, smart and has a sense of humour. Her English is very good. I can definitely tell that she really cares about her clients. She also remembers and does what she promised(keeps her word), which is unlikely for a girl (girls, forgive me but that is true).
She talks about anything and she is well educated. I haven't heard a single "I don't know" from her.
I can write, write and write about her but I better stop.

The service.
She did anything I wanted and much more. This includes loads of owo/dfk/different positions and much more, which I don't wanna say about, sorry
She is definitely not a clock watcher. I was the only one who tried to watch the clock  and in response she told me not to do it she is very keen on pleasing and I could see it was genuine. Not a robot, definitely.
After trying different things(CG,OWO, DOGGY, DFK etc), I finished in mish but she did it first. When I saw it and she also told me, I told her that she was lying. Believe me guys, she was not. She forced me to check  . She definitely did it. She also told that she never or almost never(don't remember exactly) did it in mish! Obviously, I can't check and verify that but I more believe her than not. 
Oh, almost forgot to mention. Her 'xxx' is surprisingly very tight. The tightest I've ever had.

Conclusion.
Kaz is stunning and hot! No wonder why she is always fully booked. This is my personal opinion and I'll tell you that she is THE best escort I've ever met, the best! It's all in one and everything is perfect. Very hard to find that. She loves what she is doing clearly. I wish I could see her again today, but I guess, she is off 

Positive - everything
Negative - fully booked.

Will definitely meet her again when I have a chance.   

Bless you Trav     


Judging by the number of fluffies who appear to be inhabiting the forum lately, I can only surmise that reincarnation really must exist ...   

[puntingpumping1920]

Your next review should have more critical analysis. Even if the service and body was exemplar, highlight an issue what a punter may consider a negative

[Belgarion]

I do not believe the lady believes she's a 10 in all those departments.

You white knights do not help SPs at all. The lady looks good and the negative review she had would not put most punters off.

Positives like this one will

[Trav]

Your next review should have more critical analysis. Even if the service and body was exemplar, highlight an issue what a punter may consider a negative

If there is something to criticise, I definetely will. But if there were none in my opinion, I just don't know what to criticise.
I may not really understand what this forum is about as I am new here. If this kind of review shouldn't be here, then sorry guys. Just skip it.

[Trav]

I do not believe the lady believes she's a 10 in all those departments.

You white knights do not help SPs at all. The lady looks good and the negative review she had would not put most punters off.

Positives like this one will

Firstly, I don't know what the white knight means.
Secondly, what was the first sentence about? I did not mention that "the lady believes" in something.

If I don't understand something about this forum, let me know what it is exactly.

[puntingpumping1920]

If there is something to criticise, I definetely will. But if there were none in my opinion, I just don't know what to criticise.
I may not really understand what this forum is about as I am new here. If this kind of review shouldn't be here, then sorry guys. Just skip it.

 
It was just friendly advice for future reviews, I'm sorry if it caused offence. 
 
As you don't know what this forum is about......it is just a site that serves as a platform to help punters exchange info and make more informed decisions about the purchase of sexual services.

[Belgarion]

Firstly, I don't know what the white knight means.
Secondly, what was the first sentence about? I did not mention that "the lady believes" in something.

If I don't understand something about this forum, let me know what it is exactly.

How about this, I think your review is a load of shit 

[Belgarion]

 
It was just friendly advice for future reviews, I'm sorry if it caused offence. 
 
As you don't know what this forum is about......it is just a site that serves as a platform to help punters exchange info and make more informed decisions about the purchase of sexual services.

For someone who does not know what this site is about, he quickly joined to post a review of a lady who had a negative and then posted this crap as a review.

Read that guff, I'm sure Kaz would be embarrassed by that nonsense.

[PleadInsanity]

A very thorough positive review it is too, in fact, the most positive of all the positive reviews.

Trav, you need to tone it down a little with the review, I just read it and it reads like your trying too hard to prove it was perfect in every way. Sorry but that doesn't butter a single parsnip for me.

[Trav]

How about this, I think your review is a load of shit 

Well, the only shit here is your comment. Loads of crap is coming out of your comments. You don't really explain your point and therefore, I assume it as a complete nonsense. It looks like you have somthing against Kaz. Note, I said 'it looks like' not a hard statement. If I said 'if' it means - if. If I said 'may' it means - may. I did not state anywhere that I don't know what this forum is about. I said if and may. And it would be right to explain first as Sammy10000 did.

You are not an adequate man and you don't know how to discuss things in a right way. So, to save my time, I'll just ignore your future crappy comments. I may not fully know what this forum is about but I do know what is right and what is wrong.  Unless they have an explanation and a point, don't expect a reply. I just don't care.

[Trav]

 
It was just friendly advice for future reviews, I'm sorry if it caused offence. 
 
As you don't know what this forum is about......it is just a site that serves as a platform to help punters exchange info and make more informed decisions about the purchase of sexual services.

Thanks Sammy, the advice is noted.

[vw]

Firstly, I don't know what the white knight means.
Secondly, what was the first sentence about? I did not mention that "the lady believes" in something.

If I don't understand something about this forum, let me know what it is exactly.

Maybe read the review writing guides guidelines if you have not already.

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[Trav]

A very thorough positive review it is too, in fact, the most positive of all the positive reviews.

Trav, you need to tone it down a little with the review, I just read it and it reads like your trying too hard to prove it was perfect in every way. Sorry but that doesn't butter a single parsnip for me.

In the future, I'll try really hard to find anything negative or criticism.
In this case, I really did not want to prove anything, it was my honest review and the meeting was perfect in every way. I'm not trying to prove it, it's in my opinion.
Sorry, if my review did not help you. As I said, I'll make sure my next review is different.

[Trav]

Maybe read the review writing guides guidelines if you have not already.

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Cheers 👍🏻

[hendrix]

Can you please confirm which other escorts you have met in order to compare against your opinion of Kaz being "the best I've ever seen"?

[Trav]

Can you please confirm which other escorts you have met in order to compare against your opinion of Kaz being "the best I've ever seen"?

I will show you recent visits as I don't remember all of them

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Very cute 👆🏻

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Good service in short

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Tall and looks nice. But won't meet her again.

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Okay, not worth £200.

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Not worth £200 plus loads of extra. Definitely won't see her again.

If I remember more, I'll let you know.

[PleadInsanity]

In the future, I'll try really hard to find anything negative or criticism.
In this case, I really did not want to prove anything, it was my honest review and the meeting was perfect in every way. I'm not trying to prove it, it's in my opinion.
Sorry, if my review did not help you. As I said, I'll make sure my next review is different.

You don't need to try and find a negative for the sake of it. It just reads a little to positive if that makes sense, even with the title, as if your positive review was not enough you added 'super positive'.
With you not showing other reviews it is difficult to know how you normally review a positive experience. Of course if thats how you felt about this experience then fine!

I am curious though, how did she know that you had said something unpleasant about her on the forum, did you alert her to it or was it just because your AW name is the same/similar and she figured it out?

[Belgarion]

Well, the only shit here is your comment. Loads of crap is coming out of your comments. You don't really explain your point and therefore, I assume it as a complete nonsense. It looks like you have somthing against Kaz. Note, I said 'it looks like' not a hard statement. If I said 'if' it means - if. If I said 'may' it means - may. I did not state anywhere that I don't know what this forum is about. I said if and may. And it would be right to explain first as Sammy10000 did.

You are not an adequate man and you don't know how to discuss things in a right way. So, to save my time, I'll just ignore your future crappy comments. I may not fully know what this forum is about but I do know what is right and what is wrong.  Unless they have an explanation and a point, don't expect a reply. I just don't care.

You post like a woman as well.

What sort of man says "adequate man" 

[Belgarion]

You don't need to try and find a negative for the sake of it. It just reads a little to positive if that makes sense, even with the title, as if your positive review was not enough you added 'super positive'.
With you not showing other reviews it is difficult to know how you normally review a positive experience. Of course if thats how you felt about this experience then fine!

I am curious though, how did she know that you had said something unpleasant about her on the forum, did you alert her to it or was it just because your AW name is the same/similar and she figured it out?

Good question

[Trav]

You don't need to try and find a negative for the sake of it. It just reads a little to positive if that makes sense, even with the title, as if your positive review was not enough you added 'super positive'.
With you not showing other reviews it is difficult to know how you normally review a positive experience. Of course if thats how you felt about this experience then fine!

I am curious though, how did she know that you had said something unpleasant about her on the forum, did you alert her to it or was it just because your AW name is the same/similar and she figured it out?

Thanks for the understanding.
Yes, the same nickname but not on AW. A different website, where I tried to contact her.

[HippyCrack]

Well, the only shit here is your comment. Loads of crap is coming out of your comments. You don't really explain your point and therefore, I assume it as a complete nonsense. It looks like you have somthing against Kaz. Note, I said 'it looks like' not a hard statement. If I said 'if' it means - if. If I said 'may' it means - may. I did not state anywhere that I don't know what this forum is about. I said if and may. And it would be right to explain first as Sammy10000 did.

You are not an adequate man and you don't know how to discuss things in a right way. So, to save my time, I'll just ignore your future crappy comments. I may not fully know what this forum is about but I do know what is right and what is wrong.  Unless they have an explanation and a point, don't expect a reply. I just don't care.

Ok Kaz 

[threechilliman]

Ok Kaz 

Hmmmm, I reckon you might be right. Contradiction over where the unpleasant thing was said. Review says here, subsequent post says elsewhere. Feminine writing style etc.

tcm

[vw]

Hmmmm, I reckon you might be right. Contradiction over where the unpleasant thing was said. Review says here, subsequent post says elsewhere. Feminine writing style etc.

tcm

Looks like the author of this tale has been given the boot.   

[cueball]

I may not really understand what this forum is about

And you never will now 

[Belgarion]

This review reminds me of another shitty one a lass put one if her knights up to after quite a few negatives

The guy talked about her glistening eyes

 


What is wrong with these people?

[vw]

This review reminds me of another shitty one a lass put one if her knights up to after quite a few negatives

The guy talked about her glistening eyes

 


What is wrong with these people?

Maybe in their minds they are right.  something like "border line punter disorder"


They all seem to come out for christmas though.   

[hendrix]

This review reminds me of another shitty one a lass put one if her knights up to after quite a few negatives

The guy talked about her glistening eyes

 


What is wrong with these people?

The only glistening I want to see in her eyes is my spunk