Megan Deluxe - Birmingham September 2017

[HARPOON]

Location : Chain hotel near Birmingham Airport
Date: September 2017
Cost : 160 for 1 hour

Megan is an agency escort, working for Deluxe Escorts. I prefer indies but i liked the profile and thought i would give her ago.

Contact was on AW and through a group text number, with a call to Olivia who runs the agency to confirm the booking. This is done i am told to weed out time wasters and weirdo’s. Dead easy, causing me no hassle at all !

Megan is  a student, 21, with a body built for sin. Wait for it ……….  brunette, curvy (size 8 is about right), lovely tight ass, soft natural tits with pierced nipples and a lovely landing strip.
I thought i’d died and gone to heaven. She’s easy to get on with and we a had a laugh about what we had both got up to it, she’s keen and i get the impression she will happily try most things.

Being an hour booking, i didn’t plan to sample everything, just get a taste of things to come.

After arrival, in smart casual gear to not arouse any suspicion, she lost the clobber to just her smart green lingerie and it was a very nice sight. After a glass of wine to warm her up and chat i moved onto to sucking those lovely pierced nipples while sliding a finger or two into her already moist pussy.

We moved on to a prolonged session of oral, nice and wet, not deep throat but very enjoyable until i needed to get my tongue into that pussy. Into 69 with me slobbering all over a clean and tasty pussy with small tidy lips while she deftly sucked my cock.

I was conscious of the time so Megan swopped over to a bout of cowgirl until i knew i was pretty close so flipped her over for some deep stick, which did the trick and i filled the condom. With about 5 mins to go, quick post-shag chat while she drank what was left of the wine and happily departed.

A really pleasant girl who i have booked again to explore some BDSM activities later this week………..

Definitely recommend her, spot on escort in my opinion.

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[Pablo02]

Just seen that will be doing incalls so looking forward to seeing her.

Thanks for the review.
 What was the kissing like? Dfk ?

[HailWood]

Thanks Harpoon. She's one for my West Mids hotlist for sure.

[HARPOON]

I dont think Megan does DFK but tbh it doesnt
bother me as i prefer sucking the boobies.

[Pablo02]

Coms with this group are terrible!!

[slimdude1]

Thanks for the review, I was looking at the Deluxe girls and she is based on photos another level of sexy. Cracking body and that bum 

Looking to grab a booking with her for an incall, was contemplating her or Olivia, but based on looks and body this Megan girl wins (from the photos at least).

[slimdude1]

Coms with this group are terrible!!

why?

[HARPOON]

I saw Megan again for a second visit and she was just as good, if not better.

Comms with the agency for me have always been first class. Having seen Ruby, Megan and Olivia i am very impressed.

H

[Wood2017]

Thanks for this review Harpoon.

As an extremely new punter i've only just discovered this site but i've found your reviews to be informative.

Megan is one of very few punts for me and i was very tempted to stick my neck out and attempt my first review but have been reluctant to do so as despite her stunning looks I wasn't sure what to make of the booking, i'm in part putting this down to me still taking baby steps in the world of escorting.

Not that it would or should impact my thoughts/review but if you dont mind me asking i'd be intrigued to know whether you found her to be somewhat nervous during the visit with the onus firmly on you to take the lead?

As you've seen her more than once if the above is the case is this reduced during return visits as familiarity kicks in?

[Brumish]

This thread is getting fluffier by the day.
This is a well known agency that pimps girls out and have a bad rep for comms or redress.
This particular prossie is a seasoned one, why would she be nervous?

[Wood2017]

I'm not entirely sure what i've said that reduced the credibility of the thread Borat but apologies if i've caused offence.

The reason i've asked Harpoon as someone that has also seen her is because there was certainly an element of nerves on her part during the meet and from 'a seasoned prossie' as you kindly put it that caught me off guard.

As before not sure what i've said that is wrong? 

[samsung1]

I'm not entirely sure what i've said that reduced the credibility of the thread Borat but apologies if i've caused offence.

The reason i've asked Harpoon as someone that has also seen her is because there was certainly an element of nerves on her part during the meet and from 'a seasoned prossie' as you kindly put it that caught me off guard.

As before not sure what i've said that is wrong? 

Ive not seen her myself, but Im sure planning to do so when the funds allow.

It would be a good starting point if you put your review up, and then you can compare notes etc?

...Im guessing the 'nerves' are due to her young age, as from my experience punting, I have noticed that younger prossies tend to suffer from nerves as they are probably inexperienced perhaps.

[HARPOON]

Hi Wood,
Borat is talking a load of old bollocks.

Deluxe are the best in the Birmingham area in my opinion. Never had any issues with comms, and i am certainly not a fluffy.

Seen most of the girls are all are brilliant, fucking great service. Megan is not a seasoned pro, she has been at this for about 7 months and only works
part-time. She can be nervous and you need to lead the meet to get her warmed up, but when you do, ace !

 

[Kerosene]

From her Q&A:

Q. Are you a party girl? A. Yes. Love having fun on bookings with clients and other escorts. Love to drink and party together.

Can anyone shed any light on how she likes to 'party'? I'm maybe interested, but I'm not into cokeheads.

[Diehard]

Just seen that will be doing incalls so looking forward to seeing her.

Thanks for the review.
 What was the kissing like? Dfk ?

None of that group DFK

[Diehard]

From her Q&A:

Q. Are you a party girl? A. Yes. Love having fun on bookings with clients and other escorts. Love to drink and party together.

Can anyone shed any light on how she likes to 'party'? I'm maybe interested, but I'm not into cokeheads.

Party girls are cokeheads. However every hooker is on coke thats one of main reasons they resort to being hookers to pay off debts.

[HailWood]

Party girls are cokeheads. However every hooker is on coke thats one of main reasons they resort to being hookers to pay off debts.

That's a very sweeping statement!

[_Rust_]

Party girls are cokeheads. However every hooker is on coke thats one of main reasons they resort to being hookers to pay off debts.

That's interesting as I've spent time around people who do coke in the past, and can say pretty confidently nearly all the WGs I've seen haven't shown the behaviours I'd expect from someone who is high on coke or on a coke comedown.

So I guess they either hide it pretty well or you've applied some really messed up logic similar to that of 'all Muslims are terrorists'

No idea if Megan herself 'parties' in that way or the term has been used naively on her profile, I guess you'd have to have a punter post that they've done coke with her to be sure.

[Pablo02]

None of that group DFK

Have met Megan and ruby from this group they both dfk
Well they did with me anyway.

[Diehard]

That's interesting as I've spent time around people who do coke in the past, and can say pretty confidently nearly all the WGs I've seen haven't shown the behaviours I'd expect from someone who is high on coke or on a coke comedown.

So I guess they either hide it pretty well or you've applied some really messed up logic similar to that of 'all Muslims are terrorists'

No idea if Megan herself 'parties' in that way or the term has been used naively on her profile, I guess you'd have to have a punter post that they've done coke with her to be sure.

With respect you are being naive. Do you think hookers have sex with all and sundry for the pleasure? Of course not, it's to pay off debts and in my experience a lot of those debts are incurred due to drug use, coke now the most popular party drug.

[Diehard]

Have met Megan and ruby from this group they both dfk
Well they did with me anyway.

Too many negative reports on that group to risk wasting time booking.

[HARPOON]

Having seen most of the girls many times, they are all fantastic. But hey less people see them that's a good thing as i get to see them more. 

As for drug use, your views are very negative Diehard and have no basis of fact to support you generalisation. You are known to be overly negative not only on this board
but also with SP's, but i guess that's just your view of escorts.

[vw]

Having seen most of the girls many times, they are all fantastic. But hey less people see them that's a good thing as i get to see them more. 

As for drug use, your views are very negative Diehard and have no basis of fact to support you generalisation. You are known to be overly negative not only on this board
but also with SP's, but i guess that's just your view of escorts.

how do you know how he is with prossies?  Which scumbag prossies have been talking to you about other punters.

[HARPOON]

Dear VW, get FUCKED. Suggest you reign in your attitude.

[vw]

Dear VW, get FUCKED. Suggest you reign in your attitude.

Or what?  You the one with the malicious gossip attitude.

You clearly gossip about other punters and are a lowlife.

Which prossies gossip to you about other punters then?

Of did your MMate tell you?   

[HARPOON]

Dear VW, totally wrong my old bean - I probably have more letters after my name than you can recite. Please don't call me a lowlife, suggest you stop embarrassing
yourself.

Even if i have been told about other punters i would never tell you that's for sure.

[Wood2017]

Thanks for the response Harpoon, on your last paragraph i suspected that to be the case as she's certainly willng to take direction.

Time permitting Samsung i will look to do a review, may be early next year though as next few days are manic.

[HARPOON]

This site is just so negative at the moment, unless you're giving negative reviews or being demeaning to SP's some posters are just not interested.
Real shame.

[vw]

This site is just so negative at the moment, unless you're giving negative reviews or being demeaning to SP's some posters are just not interested.
Real shame.

your gossiping about punters shows you up for what you really are.  Why would you discuss diehard on a meet then post that on here to try and silence his opinion?

Punter not to trust IMO

As for letters after your name ?  GOSSIP ? 

You are known to be overly negative not only on this board
but also with SP's

which prossies have been talking about diehard?

[DAlpine1980]

With respect you are being naive. Do you think hookers have sex with all and sundry for the pleasure? Of course not, it's to pay off debts and in my experience a lot of those debts are incurred due to drug use, coke now the most popular party drug.

I'm certainly not aiming to argue - I am fascinated to know the answer. How can you know that the main reason for debts is coke use? Unless every girl tells you why they are in the game or you have perhaps worked with prostitutes in a different capacity (in which case no need to elaborate - I'll butt out). Otherwise it is an assumption?

Might be a very good assumption or may be way off the mark, I don't know. My gut is that the ones I have met seem far nore entrepreneurial than that and this isn't something they have resorted to.

[HARPOON]

your gossiping about punters shows you up for what you really are.  Why would you discuss diehard on a meet then post that on here to try and silence his opinion?

Punter not to trust IMO

As for letters after your name ?  GOSSIP ?

Scandalous comments with no fact.
A genuine punter who has posted facts on this forum.
Letters, i could list but wouldn't want to embarrass you. These letters allow me to punt often, is it just jealously ?
You need to come with a health warning.

[finn5555]

Dear VW, get FUCKED. Suggest you reign in your attitude.

Keyboard warrior 

[HARPOON]

Maybe.

[vw]

Scandalous comments with no fact.
A genuine punter who has posted facts on this forum.
Letters, i could list but wouldn't want to embarrass you. These letters allow me to punt often, is it just jealously ?
You need to come with a health warning.

Which prossies gossiped about diehard after you made scandalous allegations.      How would you know what he is like with sp's without being a lowlife gossip?

You are known to be overly negative not only on this board
but also with SP's

[HARPOON]

Don't you know ? 

Let me get another beer this convo could be fun. 

Lowlife FUCKING gossip, you cheeky fucker.

[James999]

Don't you know ?

Seriously what is it with the reporting, grow the fuck up

What's with your Nic, does it imply you fuck the land whales 

[HARPOON]

Se3riously what is ti with the reporting, grow the fuck up

What's with your Nic, does it imply you fuck the land whales 
[/quote

Land whales are not my forte, i prefer the best. Nic is complicated, you could work it out with a bit of research though.

Merry Christmas to all the good UKP members.

[The_Don]

Dear VW, get FUCKED. Suggest you reign in your attitude.

This site is just so negative at the moment,

Once a thread has been started, members may reply and question, if they wish.

As long as its with in the rules set by Admin .

[James999]

I probably have more letters after my name

Let me guess C U N T 

[_Rust_]

I'm certainly not aiming to argue - I am fascinated to know the answer. How can you know that the main reason for debts is coke use?

Might be a very good assumption or may be way off the mark, I don't know. My gut is that the ones I have met seem far nore entrepreneurial than that and this isn't something they have resorted to.

I think you're being rather polite to him saying it might be a very good assumption D'Alpine - he's called me naive for thinking a whole industry isn't being completely driven by 100% of its service providers being addicted to drugs, and that a cross section of society might have different motives or reasons for doing what they do.

Which is either total stupidity or lunacy.

[scutty brown]

I think we have an inconsistency here

Megan is an agency escort, working for Deluxe Escorts. I prefer indies but i liked the profile and thought i would give her ago.

yet this quote shows him to be a repeat user of this agency

I saw Megan again for a second visit and she was just as good, if not better.

Comms with the agency for me have always been first class. Having seen Ruby, Megan and Olivia i am very impressed.

H

and

.............Deluxe are the best in the Birmingham area in my opinion. Never had any issues with comms, and i am certainly not a fluffy.

Seen most of the girls are all are brilliant, fucking great service. .....................

there are seven girls listed for that goup, if he's seen "most of the girls" it hardly seems that he prefers indies
something doesn't add up here

[DAlpine1980]

I think you're being rather polite to him saying it might be a very good assumption D'Alpine - he's called me naive for thinking a whole industry isn't being completely driven by 100% of its service providers being addicted to drugs, and that a cross section of society might have different motives or reasons for doing what they do.

Which is either total stupidity or lunacy.

I've been polite because two wrongs etc

But yes, I agree, unless some more info can be given I don't believe it.

[vw]

I've been polite because two wrongs etc

But yes, I agree, unless some more info can be given I don't believe it.

Its the only industry that openly advertises coke use in the phrase party girl.  Its daft to think all prossies do, some wont others will, personally think its naive to think that escorting is not a good way to fund an addiction so a greater proportion will be.

This one however advertises that she likes to party.

More preferable to the gossip girls that harpoon gets his info about other punters from.

[midlandz_boy88]

how do you get in touch with this group, been emailing and they always ignore my message, dont want to ring before emailing

[vw]

how do you get in touch with this group, been emailing and they always ignore my message, dont want to ring before emailing

Why don't you want to ring then?  Find group escorts are easier to book on phone.

[midlandz_boy88]

prefer emails first, also have tried ringing in past can never get through straight to voicemail. ill try again this week,

[scutty brown]

how do you get in touch with this group, been emailing and they always ignore my message, dont want to ring before emailing

thats why they have a phone number showing - they want you to phone

[DAlpine1980]

Its the only industry that openly advertises coke use in the phrase party girl.  Its daft to think all prossies do, some wont others will, personally think its naive to think that escorting is not a good way to fund an addiction so a greater proportion will be.

This one however advertises that she likes to party.

More preferable to the gossip girls that harpoon gets his info about other punters from.

That's true, but I only see a limited number. I have two family members with addictions and I don't think the majority of thebones I have seen do it. But as I say the number I have seen is a small one so I am unqualified.

[HailWood]

More preferable to the gossip girls that harpoon gets his info about other punters from.

Whether girls pillow talk or not, I make no comment. All I can say is that at least Harpoon does not actively call up a WG to ask about another punter like some (I'm looking directly at you here VW). Stop being a bloody hypocrite 

[vw]

Whether girls pillow talk or not, I make no comment. All I can say is that at least Harpoon does not actively call up a WG to ask about another punter like some (I'm looking directly at you here VW). Stop being a bloody hypocrite 

You posted here for me to do that to  establish you were not golfnut, I pmed actually on your instruction.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=168227.msg1796985#msg1796985

A link for all to see you requesting that.

nice white knighting of your mmf boyfriend though.