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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=277449.msg2854142#msg2854142 - Gym_Bunny_19
Was once called Harley Quinn or something similar
Series of 10/10 field reports on AW from punters with 0 or 1 feedback - in my defense my punt was before all of these.
CommsTexts, then call stuck out on the street while she checked me out from a window.
LocationFlat above shops on A24 Upper Tooting Rd.
The girlPictures accurate, but you'll notice she hides her hooter, there's a good reason for this.
The serviceIn a word: crap
130 for 1 hour incall.
Carry on reading if you want to know why, but she's got 30 neg reviews on here (31 now) and 2 positives.
Parked up in the road opposite, called in and was told to walk towards the shops and stand by a post box so see could see me. Bit cloak and dagger but, ok, security like that is necessary for some WGs.
Apparently I passed (would've been better if I hadn't), and given door and flat number. Buzzed in and walked up.
First impressions early twenties, slim shapely body, but the kind of nose that hypnotises you, and not in a good way.
As she was talking I found myself staring at it in disbelief - think of Steve Martin in the movie Roxanne when he meets new people and they do the same - I was staring at it as she moved, I think this might have contributed to what happened next.
It'd been a difficult drive in heavy SW London traffic, and I thought, well, you don't look at the mantel piece when you're stoking the fire, do you?
Went off for a shower and came back to find her exactly as I left her, fully clothed.
Asked about A, she says "How big are you?". I indicate with my hands the size and she grimaces until I reduce the gap enough.
"No, your dick has to be like my little finger. How you like it if I stuck a big dick up YOUR arse?"
I almost pointed out that I was the one paying here.
By this point I'd stupidly handed over the green and realised I wasn't getting it back..... so I stayed.
So we get down to it in a bare room on a bare bed. She finally takes her clothes off and not at all bad, slim, pert arse, nicely firm kahoonas, can't see any scars, about a big handful each, just don't look at her boat.
Little bit of foreplay, bag up and in I go mish - SLAP! right across the face. I look up a bit shocked - this wasn't in the services!
Somehow stay erect even though I'm looking at her face, and begin to move out - SLAP on the other side!
She says; " I'm sorry, my boyfriend doesn't like it when I do that either!"
"Er, ok!, well don't do it again".
She waits two thrusts this time and you guessed it - SLAP!
I don't know if it's a Tic or something and she can't help herself, or if I was getting a mid-coital bollocking for staring at her nose, but I kind of turned it into a psychological test, noting how many times I moved my dick before I had to duck.
At least looking out for her hands I wasn't looking at her face.
Soon after I thought F*** This, pulled out, pulled my clothes on and went for the door, and weirdly she chased after me trying to apologise and trying to pull me back into the room.
Unless you're into that kind of encounter - Avoid!