Glasgow party

[Tjkooker]

Has anyone been to Elise's party. Was interested in Saturdays party but got a snippy message back.
Just wanted to ask who third girl was and confirm things that I didn't think we're clearly mentioned on the profile. Ie ratio. She does mention 5:1 for solo, but am I fuck standing about with 14 other cocks in the room all fighting to get near a pussy. 3:1 is what my limit would be. For two hours I want my cock to be in a mouth, pussy, ass or a female hand, not standing holding my hard on while the girl I want is full with a line of guys waiting.
Got a rant about time wasters and telling me the third girl would be announced on the day. (No announcement was made). If I wanted to go I had to book.  Decided I wouldn't risk 15 guys turning up to fuck two girls as I doubt they had a third lined up.

As for Elise. I wouldn't have booked her solo. Seen her a while back. Nice girl but she must have lost a lot of weight at some point so everything's a bit soft. She was far better than her Irish duo partner. No real attraction or lust on my part. Maybe it was the other girl that put me off and soured my view.  That said for £200 an hour solo she can fuck right off. £130 maybe.

[JB1969]

i was interested in attending as was at one of Devons but heard and not from Devon that it is a bit of a roman orgy, far to many men and not enough girls to cover all basis.

[Tjkooker]

Probably best avoided then. It's a pity cos it's all the best and dirtiest girls doing these just now.

[beef4u]

It sounds amazing, you're just needlessly speculating negative scenarios.

[Tjkooker]

It sounds amazing, you're just needlessly speculating negative scenarios.

Maybe your into "crossing swords" with 14+ other guys but I find that repulsive. 5:1 would freak me out. 3:1 I would give a go. If they won't even reveal the numbers all I can do is speculate.

[beef4u]

Maybe your into "crossing swords" with 14+ other guys but I find that repulsive. 5:1 would freak me out. 3:1 I would give a go. If they won't even reveal the numbers all I can do is speculate.

Why can't you see the good in this, the lady is hosting a get together of like minded sinful individuals where you get to 'party' with 3-4 stunning women for 2 hrs at a very reasonable rate.

In times of austerity, I'd guess the ratio to be at a push 3:1 although I'm sure someone more accustomed will clarify?

And lets be realistic, 14+ guys? Crossing swords? Mate what are you doing here? The party is hosted in a 'Penthouse' flat (space constrictions), not a fucking indoor football pitch.

[myothernameis]

If there 15 guys at  Elise's party, maybe she could change how the party goes on, maybe have 3-4 rooms, where you can take the escort for some fun

While the rest of the guys wait in the lounge, the remaining escorts entertain the guys, lesbian show, or lap dances

This is the kind of think, I previously had down in London, at the black lap dancers, the owner ron usually has around 6-8 girls performing, and number of guys in attendance is around 16, so a 2-1 ratio

[Tjkooker]

Why can't you see the good in this, the lady is hosting a get together of like minded sinful individuals where you get to 'party' with 3-4 stunning women for 2 hrs at a very reasonable rate.

In times of austerity, I'd guess the ratio to be at a push 3:1 although I'm sure someone more accustomed will clarify?

And lets be realistic, 14+ guys? Crossing swords? Mate what are you doing here? The party is hosted in a 'Penthouse' flat (space constrictions), not a fucking indoor football pitch.

Your posts here are all of an aggressive condescending tone much like the email I received from "Elise"
Maybe I'm paranoid but you have offered fuck all to this forum other than abusing regular genuine posters. So in keeping with your preferred posting manner go fuck yourself.

Until I hear from genuine attendees of  "your" party I won't believe a word that is said about them.
15 guys at minimum £100 each. Three party's a day £4500. Two days party £9k. Other girls maybe get max £500 a day,  flat costs £400 max for week short rent. Drinks nibbles condoms maybe £300 plus any other costs.  Potential for say £5000 profit. Don't give us that austerity shit.  She isn't hosting a party for the good of others. she is in it for the money.
 As for 3-4 girls. Never seen more than 3 advertised and sometimes only 2
Well that's me 100% not going ever. Now I think about it, sounds like a fucking horrible experience.

[beef4u]

Your posts here are all of an aggressive condescending tone much like the email I received from "Elise"

Alright columbo, got me there. 

Maybe I'm paranoid but you have offered fuck all to this forum other than abusing regular genuine posters.

Just joined, but I did start a nice thread about "stuff" until some whiney cunt looking for something bad about something good stuck their nose in.

Until I hear from genuine attendees of  "your" party I won't believe a word that is said about them.

Well why did you start a thread of asking if anyone had been followed by a 2 paragraph groan and moan about something you have never experienced?

Until I hear from genuine attendees of  "your" party I won't believe a word that is said about them.

You've already drawn your own conclusions before anyone who's been has had a chance to reply.

15 guys at minimum £100 each. Three party's a day £4500. Two days party £9k. Other girls maybe get max £500 a day,  flat costs £400 max for week short rent. Drinks nibbles condoms maybe £300 plus any other costs.  Potential for say £5000 profit.

I think if it was that lucrative the punting community would have a hell of a lot of parties to choose from.

Don't give us that austerity shit.  She isn't hosting a party for the good of others. she is in it for the money.

NO!!! Really   

Well that's me 100% not going ever. Now I think about it, sounds like a fucking horrible experience.

We're all sad to hear that 

[Tjkooker]

So where are your reviews or experiences to help others on this site? Nope not got any. So put up or shut the fuck up. This is a punters site. Not for subtle promotion of hookers which is where I'm certain your posts are headed.

[beef4u]

Has anyone been to Elise's party. Was interested in Saturdays party but got a snippy message back.
Just wanted to ask who third girl was and confirm things that I didn't think we're clearly mentioned on the profile. Ie ratio. She does mention 5:1 for solo, but am I fuck standing about with 14 other cocks in the room all fighting to get near a pussy. 3:1 is what my limit would be. For two hours I want my cock to be in a mouth, pussy, ass or a female hand, not standing holding my hard on while the girl I want is full with a line of guys waiting.
Got a rant about time wasters and telling me the third girl would be announced on the day. (No announcement was made). If I wanted to go I had to book.  Decided I wouldn't risk 15 guys turning up to fuck two girls as I doubt they had a third lined up.

As for Elise. I wouldn't have booked her solo. Seen her a while back. Nice girl but she must have lost a lot of weight at some point so everything's a bit soft. She was far better than her Irish duo partner. No real attraction or lust on my part. Maybe it was the other girl that put me off and soured my view.  That said for £200 an hour solo she can fuck right off. £130 maybe.

The thing is mate, reading that closely I don't see any ? marks, it just reads like one big slanderous statement which basically says - "Don't go to Elises Party"

Who does that help, Huh?

So where are your reviews or experiences to help others on this site? Nope not got any. So put up or shut the fuck up. This is a punters site. Not for subtle promotion of hookers which is where I'm certain your posts are headed.

And you call me aggresive.

I've been with Heather_pleasure & Zoe24, couldn't tell the forum something new about them.

As for "subtle promotion of hookers" nah you're wrong there.

[Tjkooker]

You seem to know and care a lot about these party's but you've never even been. So pot and kettle.

[beef4u]

You seem to know and care a lot about these party's but you've never even been. So pot and kettle.

I've been to an LMP in London, it was fucking heaven!!!

I want to see the same up here.

Don't ruin it for all of us!

[Tjkooker]

I was looking for a genuine review of these party's. Anybody got anything usefull to say about them that will help others decide? Please speak up.
 My minds made up and "beef4u" has  raised my suspicions about the promoters now.  I can't be arsed with the arguments.
Peace out fellow punters and pimp.

[beef4u]

I was looking for a genuine review of these party's. Anybody got anything usefull to say about them that will help others decide? Please speak up.
 My minds made up and "beef4u" has  raised my suspicions about the promoters now.  I can't be arsed with the arguments.
Peace out fellow punters and pimp.

You've been in this game a long time, No?

Suspicion is your default emotional response.

[JB1969]

You've been in this game a long time, No?

Suspicion is your default emotional response.

Just a suggestion but instead of sitting here trying to convince all of us to go how about you go, come back and tell us what ball you had 

[beef4u]

Just a suggestion but instead of sitting here trying to convince all of us to go how about you go, come back and tell us what ball you had 

Can't come fucking soon enough lad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thehun10]

I wouldn't visit Glasgow parties or any others in this country because they seem quite expensive compared to the rest of the world.

I was in Dusseldorf last summer (direct flights from Glasgow airport) and visited Golden Time, Villa Vertigo and Living Room.
I'm still recovering from the Dusseldorf party scene.
Add it to your "Things to do before you die list"

[Tjkooker]

I'm still recovering from the Dusseldorf party scene.
Add it to your "Things to do before you die list"

Really. What did the doctor prescribe?

Tbf £100 for 2hrs would be fine as long as there was no more than 3:1.

Looks like beefs prediction of 3 or 4 girls is remarkably accurate. Now 4 advertised for Fridays party. Mmmmmmmm

[kennyj]

been too a couple of elises partys ,edinburgh and glasgow and must say last one in edinburgh was best so far imo, elise,pennie lane and kinky kate ?... elise is only one not doing owo but other two did and were up for nearly everything ,,,,thought pennie lane was gorgeous and one of best girls seen at partys ,gonna try one on one but not profiling at moment ....dont post here often but elises partys usually have 3 girls and cant complain about whats been on offer so far .......was at couple of geris partys in the past and they were the best although quality of elises girls are superior

[Tjkooker]

Can you tell us how many guys.?

Thanks for giving your thoughts. Yes the girls are so much better than anything Geri had to offer. It's the only reason I considered going.
Owo was one question I asked. As I know Elise won't but wanted to know if the others insisted on it too.

[kennyj]

edinburgh few weeks ago had about a dozen guys ,but tbh there was plenty action for everyone ,and personally am glad of a wee break in between and youll know some guys take a bit of time to get involved .know they have a lot of timewasters and can understand reluctance on giving out too much imfo over phone

[beef4u]

Looks like beefs prediction of 3 or 4 girls is remarkably accurate. Now 4 advertised for Fridays party. Mmmmmmmm

Ha ha you think I'm in on this you mad man, listen I pay my rates just like every other punter so weesht. It also shows I can read...

On a more serious note, IMO even if she advertises a 5:1 ratio, It's like Drs appointments, not everyone turns up.

Your 5:1 could easily become 3:1, and each girl has 3 holes...

just saying 

[Tjkooker]

Yeah but you don't half sound like an advert.  Type like a chick too.

Just saying

[beef4u]

Yeah but you don't half sound like an advert.

I'm an optimist bud, we friends now? 

[beef4u]

I wouldn't visit Glasgow parties or any others in this country because they seem quite expensive compared to the rest of the world.

I was in Dusseldorf last summer (direct flights from Glasgow airport) and visited Golden Time, Villa Vertigo and Living Room.
I'm still recovering from the Dusseldorf party scene.
Add it to your "Things to do before you die list"

Small worrld, I went Golden Times 2009, still 50 entry & 50 for 30mins? Mate I fucking loved it in there, it was summer time summer lovin have you seen their gardens fucking awesome, went in there midday and left at nearly closing time, half cut with a throbbing knob, glad I took 200. My mate had a 4some, he was like I'll have you, you aaaaaand you, russian, brazilian, african you name it. First one I had was a darkie and It was my first ever punt so was unsure of the proceedings, she grabbed me and took me to one of the cabins and got me hooked on punting for sure, back then you got OWO not sure about now. Had one in the porn room on the leather seats facing the screen whilst there was as many as a dozen blokes/WG's in the room, totally anonymous!

[Val Doonican]

Sorry TJ I must post here to say that you are incorrect in your assumptions that Elise’s parties are No good, Over-priced, or under Pussy-Ass’ed.
As Elise points out in her own experience around five guys are needed per girl as believe me the furious pace of fucking done - we all need wee breaks between the several shows they perform on each other that you can also join in if you are up to it – Horny women devour a group of guys at these parties. Believe me you won’t be kept waiting and have plenty of holes to pound having read some of your earlier posts and preferences.
I note from earlier posts you have made you have seen Devon Breeze and she has been at one of Elise’s events and got a real pounding even had a guy fist her gaping holes she is a filthy horny bitch – I’ve also seen her solo twice. At another event Seductive Doll took it in all holes from three guys and was constantly fucked senseless for half an hour before she dildoed herself on the floor for everyone to watch.   
Elise started these parties early last year and I believe due to their great success with all the AW feedback that is correct from many attendees/ reviewers in both Porn@ThePartyPalace & Elise and other attending Girls reviews that many WG's try to copy same type events that have been advertised - some good and some a cheap attempt to con loads of money of punters - I posted on here back in December Re: Horny Holly 20 (Airdrie) to suggest it was priced very costly at £250 and I don’t see any further posts Did anyone ever attend and was it worth such a high fee?
I have been to P@TPP twice and thoroughly enjoyed the experience. The first time I was a little sceptical maybe like you so I’ll give you (TJ) the benefit of the doubt but I can certainly assure you the atmosphere created by Elise and the quality of girls both by looks and services provided is top class quality.
I’ve also attended 2 other parties and although I enjoyed them both neither were a patch on the P@TPP events.
I’m sure that there must be some other members of this site who have visited so feel free to comment or if curious I suggest it’s worth a punt for no other reason than its different to anything you will experience on solo punts that’s for sure.   

[Tjkooker]

Thanks for the reply val. This is the sort of info and input I was seeking but this beefy one got my spidy senses for a pimp or hooker tingling. It happens all too often on this site so naturally I get defensive. The reply I got to my message on adultwork was very similar in tone and grammar to beefys posts. Read what you like into that.
  I certainly never complained about price. Fuck I've spent 5 times that and came away having to have a wank just to relieve myself.
Never seen Devon. Really not the look I go for.
Only interested recently as I've seen 2 of the current girls Kate and Sophie independently. Know who both are despite their current profiles being very discrete in regards identity.  Both of whom are in the top 5 of Glasgow girls just now. Elise herself is certainly not a consolation fuck.  So just wanted some first hand reviews. Now two guys have put hands up and said its great.  That's a result in my book.  Maybe in the future I will get the guts up to stand in line and wait my turn. Who knows. Doubt I'll ever get an invite now though. 

[silvermonkey]

who are your top 5 glasgow girls? (offtopic)

[Tjkooker]

Sophie
Summer
Kate
Destiny (purely on how tight n toned her body was. Service ok)
Sophie Thomas (even though she's not keen on being mentioned)
Two honourable mentions to naughty Tania (despite looking like mr ed) and little Lori ( despite all the begging shit)
Common theme, all British and here for the long term. Have had amazing meets with passing trade but as i don't know where they are now no point comparing them.

[silvermonkey]

got links for sophie, summer and kate?

im asuming its not sophie thomas ? (met with her - was interesting and she has some interesting furniture in the room ( im sure u know what i mean)

i dislike lori and destiny as they seem a bit neddish to me. (never met them but profile seems weird)

total turn off for me

[silvermonkey]

im assuming its simplysophie  - i did like the look of her but her clothing style does not seem to match that of a 29 year old. she seems much older on first view of her photos which is a turn off. pics seem to be old too so its why i have never approached.

sexysummer - again a bit too old for me. prefer ages 23-28

katextreme - too big of a rack for me. still seems fun though.

[Akerso]

I had a solo session with pennielane and she asked me if i was interested in attending a party, she even sent me a text a week later telling me where and when, i got the impression when talking to her that they had a lot of "no shows" and they were trying very hard to promote these party's, i have to say its not really my thing maybe i'm just selfish? like tj was saying the thought of lots of guys standing around waiting for a shot seems a bit of a turn off!

[guitarboy82]

been too a couple of elises partys ,edinburgh and glasgow and must say last one in edinburgh was best so far imo, elise,pennie lane and kinky kate ?... elise is only one not doing owo but other two did and were up for nearly everything ,,,,thought pennie lane was gorgeous and one of best girls seen at partys ,gonna try one on one but not profiling at moment ....dont post here often but elises partys usually have 3 girls and cant complain about whats been on offer so far .......was at couple of geris partys in the past and they were the best although quality of elises girls are superior

I agree, was at the Edinburgh one on the sat afternoon, prob around 15 guys but I really enjoyed myself. Pennie was awesome. She has changed her name to luscious Lucy. I'd definitely go back but I want bothered about the ratio as I enjoyed watching too.

[peterstringfellow]

TJ Kooker, you are a presumptuous prick who is doing everything you can to bury this event and that is scandalous.

Without having ever been your comments need to be totally ignored. I go, and I go regular. I have seen it with 29 guys and 4 ladies (all fuckin stunners btw) and naebody left with anything, everybody was totally drained. Visually it was awsome and whatever it is she is saying to these other girls its definately working. The atmosphere and the attitude is totally spot on. Mostly there are 3 absolute babes who wouldn't be out of place in NUTS or any half decent smash mag and roughly 12-16 guys. There are always gaps between the action and its not for lack of the ladies trying to get the guys involved. Its a fact of life that us guys can't last the place and i'm quite sure that you are no Ron Jeremy either. In betweens the big surprise is that these girls are also lovely to talk to and reasonably educated, which is a fucking novelty. I have been to Lady marmalade and various other things in the Midlands and in Manchester, this broad runs better parties than all of them.

Why don't you shut your fucking pie-hole before you spoil it for the rest of us.

[Tjkooker]

Not even wasting my time reading your shit ya dirty skanky whore. Bye bye.

[myothernameis]

I have seen it with 29 guys and 4 ladies (all fuckin stunners btw)

That's to crowded for my liking, and if Elise was charging £100 a head, if the same amount of guys was repeated for each party event, then that's some amount of money she making

And you can have a 1-1 with cherry pie @ £200 hr, to expensive, especially for an amateur

[OldAdmin]

TJ Kooker, you are a presumptuous prick who is doing everything you can to bury this event and that is scandalous.

Without having ever been your comments need to be totally ignored. I go, and I go regular. I have seen it with 29 guys and 4 ladies (all fuckin stunners btw) and naebody left with anything, everybody was totally drained. Visually it was awsome and whatever it is she is saying to these other girls its definately working. The atmosphere and the attitude is totally spot on. Mostly there are 3 absolute babes who wouldn't be out of place in NUTS or any half decent smash mag and roughly 12-16 guys. There are always gaps between the action and its not for lack of the ladies trying to get the guys involved. Its a fact of life that us guys can't last the place and i'm quite sure that you are no Ron Jeremy either. In betweens the big surprise is that these girls are also lovely to talk to and reasonably educated, which is a fucking novelty. I have been to Lady marmalade and various other things in the Midlands and in Manchester, this broad runs better parties than all of them.

Why don't you shut your fucking pie-hole before you spoil it for the rest of us.

This is the profile of the cunt who made the above post:
External Link/Members Only

[Tjkooker]

My skank detector is working again!!!!!
Cheers Admin.

[RandyF]

TJ Kooker, you are a presumptuous prick who is doing everything you can to bury this event and that is scandalous.

Without having ever been your comments need to be totally ignored. I go, and I go regular. I have seen it with 29 guys and 4 ladies (all fuckin stunners btw) and naebody left with anything, everybody was totally drained. Visually it was awsome and whatever it is she is saying to these other girls its definately working. The atmosphere and the attitude is totally spot on. Mostly there are 3 absolute babes who wouldn't be out of place in NUTS or any half decent smash mag and roughly 12-16 guys. There are always gaps between the action and its not for lack of the ladies trying to get the guys involved. Its a fact of life that us guys can't last the place and i'm quite sure that you are no Ron Jeremy either. In betweens the big surprise is that these girls are also lovely to talk to and reasonably educated, which is a fucking novelty. I have been to Lady marmalade and various other things in the Midlands and in Manchester, this broad runs better parties than all of them.

Why don't you shut your fucking pie-hole before you spoil it for the rest of us.

Christ, that is just pure & utter desperation.  Why are these pornparty gangbanging whores THIS desperate for a £ !?

[Glasfry74]

Christ, that is just pure & utter desperation.  Why are these pornparty gangbanging whores THIS desperate for a £ !?

cocaine ha

[Thehun10]

Hope someone gives a tip-off to Police Scotland, Edinburgh Evening News and The Daily Record about all these parties.
Some good photos and hidden camera options. Much better than the boring saunas.

[Cactus]

My skank detector is working again!!!!!
Cheers Admin.

We'll done that man and Admin, that attack by p@tpp on yourself and more so the competitions party on the other thread are low, even for a nasty skank.

[Tjkooker]

Having read that manky cows post now. Mmmmm

'Event' no it isn't. It's a money making racket.

The only people I'm likely to 'spoil it for' is you and your pimp ya mongrel.

I've been quite open minded to this 'event' apart from your last attempt to hijack this thread posing as bee4u.  Your girls are all top notch. I really feel for 'Sophie' (holly) however. She is far too nice a girl to be involved with such a bunch of lowlife as you. Your pathetic attempts to promote yourselves are doing your reputation no good. The fact I started asking here about your party is probably what made the weekend so busy. So where's my cut?

[Glasfry74]

This is the profile of the cunt who made the above post:
External Link/Members Only

not being funny but by saying that is basically an admission that admin for this forum is admin for adultwork.
how else would you know? am i wrong?

[myothernameis]

'Event' no it isn't. It's a money making racket.

So where's my cut?

Quote from: Porn@thepartypalace

In short, we are scared to demand extra but would ask that guests consider paying anything up to £150. The opportunity cost for the ladies involved (I charge £200/hour and get as many visitors as I choose) of doing it differently needs to be clearly acknowledged and in all honesty at £100 they are far better served working individually on 1-1 bookings.

The girls we have like doing it but they are not prepared for it to cost them money, we would like you to help ensure that this does not happen. We prefer to say that the minimum price is £100 (£125 by phone) and you are most welcome to attend at that cost, but we think the price should be £150 and would be most grateful if you would consider paying anything up to that

In other words, she going to increase the price at some time, but she would prefer if you pay £150

[Akerso]

Pat on the back Tj i like your candor, i was never gonna be attending one of these party's (not my thing) but i dare say this has done them no favors! on principle this operation should be avoided for this bullshit!

Well handled Admin!

[carlisle78]

how else would you know? am i wrong?

IP addresses!!

[valdishere]

Signed in this morning and just read through this thread from beginning and also the other one on same subject (Porn@ThePartyPalace - Glasgow Event) that I started yesterday as a genuine enquiry for other punter feedback.
 
Jesus!!! I must be naïve or getting little soft (fluffy as TJ calls it) in my old age as I thought you got a thick skin as you got older. However now realise how I just got taken in by the now ousted ‘false prossie’ profiles so I have 2 apologies due to both UKP members

TJ – my apologies I appear to have been well suckered in defending ‘beef4u’ posts earlier on this thread having attended these parties and questioning your well acclaimed spidey senses, sorry!

Thehun10 – Again to you sir, my apologies on the other similar thread when I reacted poorly to your suggestion that I was part of this false profile group I now realise how that may have appeared just reading through all the posts again. I also agree with your latest post in regard to Tip-off Police Papers, perhaps it may stop any punters from potential embarrassment if police raids or newspaper story exposure ever occurred.

Now realise the true benefit of this forum for real punters and why perhaps it does need wily experienced TJ & Hun(experienced attack dogs – my wee joke) to sniff out any new posters. Annoying as this may be it is as I now realise for the overall forum community benefit.

Val

[Glasfry74]

Blah blah blah...

Jesus!!! I must be naïve or getting little soft (fluffy as TJ calls it) in my old age as I thought you got a thick skin as you got older. However now realise how I just got taken in by the now ousted ‘false prossie’ profiles so I have 2 apologies due to both UKP members

TJ – my apologies I appear to have been well suckered in defending ‘beef4u’ posts earlier on this thread having attended these parties and questioning your well acclaimed spidey senses, sorry!

Blah blah blah....

with only 10 posts, which one are you then? Thehun or TJ? or both?

IP addresses!!

Exactly! my question is how would he view the ip address & cookies from both sites?

I think UKP & AW are run by the same people