The Most Bizarre thing just happened?

[rioblack90]

Hey guys you wouldn't believe this (Or you might),
So I go to see a WG iv had on my hotlist for a while, Usual messaging to an fro, I get the Postcode and set off. Everything is normal and I'm about to turn onto her road (Small culdesac) When I see a huge Police Van.
I think "Fuck That" and don't even break my stride as I carry on.

At this point, I'm sure 95% of you guys would have called it off or moved onto a plan B but unfortunately, my horn took over so I decided to approach her house from an alley on the other side to see if the Van being there was unrelated (Stupid I know).
As I come through the other end I notice a couple just standing in the middle of the road as if looking for someone. I notice the Police van had two feds in it facing the house I was wanting to go in and I thought "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh."
Not worth any of this and texted the WG sorry another day but not today.
The strangest thing was she wasn't even aware of the van when I told her at first. But counter offered to pick me up... I never heard this before so curiosity got the better of me and I shacked up in spoons awaiting. Said she was gonna pick me up in a Mini Cooper but ended up bringing a van.... a whole Van! with a bed inside!

It was a portable punting truck...... I couldn't believe what I saw and I think Sergei was driving. She said she was renting the Van I Thought this was so extra for £60 she must have really needed the money. And she struggled to open and close the van door poor thing. throughout the punt (Yes I went through with it cos I have no shame) I heard barking from the front seat which was shielded by a wooden board. She even brought her dog.

I dunno this was all bizarre to get freaky in a Pimp/Punt Mobile I expected sex on a back seat and when I left the van I was back out onto a busy main road with no one unaware.

Bizarre.. Just Bizarre!

[Liverpool]

Think you're going to have to provide a link. It's Jackanory otherwise.

[rioblack90]

Think you're going to have to provide a link. It's Jackanory otherwise.

I wanna post the link but it JUST happened today so i wanna give abit of breath between the event and review, happened in London tho, North London, Wood Green wayes

[GingerNuts]

I wanna post the link but it JUST happened today so i wanna give abit of breath between the event and review, happened in London tho, North London, Wood Green wayes

It's too late to close the stable door. Even if you post the review in a week, a month or six months you've already linked yourself to this incident by starting this thread.

[myothernameis]

I wanna post the link but it JUST happened today so i wanna give abit of breath between the event and review, happened in London tho, North London, Wood Green wayes

Post the link to one of the mods, and they can come back, and post there thoughts on this

[shed]

Post the link to one of the mods, and they can come back, and post there thoughts on this

Why does he need to post the link to the mods 
I presume he wants to leave time between visit and review for anonymity. Assuming she sees other punters in her shagging van

[myothernameis]

Why does he need to post the link to the mods 
I presume he wants to leave time between visit and review for anonymity. Assuming she sees other punters in her shagging van

It could be a few months before, the op posts a review, with a link to the escorts profile.  Why send a link to the mods, so mods could check her profile, and if anything there to suggest this, like a shagging van, we get confirmation of this, and op dosnt need to worry about her being named yet

[shed]

It could be a few months before, the op posts a review, with a link to the escorts profile.  Why send a link to the mods, so mods could check her profile, and if anything there to suggest this, like a shagging van, we get confirmation of this, and op dosnt need to worry about her being named yet

Doesn't make any sense to me that. Doesn't he have 6 months period for a review to qualify. And what's the difference between a SP shagging in a van compared to a car meet which are reviewed. 

[southcoastpunter]

Doesn't make any sense to me that. Doesn't he have 6 months period for a review to qualify.

I wanna post the link but it JUST happened today so i wanna give abit of breath between the event and review, happened in London tho, North London, Wood Green wayes

The original request to post a link / identify the WG was to add some credibility to the story. it doesn't make sense to wait anymore.  As gingernuts has already said, the Op has already "outed" himself to the WG.

[rioblack90]

I posted it in General Discussions as I found the whole thing surreal and with regards to the Van Pretty funny,
Don't get me wrong I think the girl would be safe to visit for future punters and there wasn't any danger at all i just went with what was happening haha, A lot of Police about in North London today anyway could have been a coincidence as she didn't bring it up at all later on.

Apologies i know you explained but i didnt understand what would emailing the Mods the Wg's link do or provide?
My punter phone changes constantly anyway

[PLeisure]

I like the sound of this custom-designed punting van. WG should be promoting the hell out of it - post up some selfies in-situ, at the very least 

OP, was she good? Hope you didn't lose wood as her Sergei swung sharply around the corner, narrowly missing the Po-lice 

[daviemac]

I like the sound of this custom-designed punting van. WG should be promoting the hell out of it - post up some selfies in-situ, at the very least 

OP, was she good? Hope you didn't lose wood as her Sergei swung sharply around the corner, narrowly missing the Po-lice 

There is one SP who uses a campervan with a bloke driving, I wouldn't touch her with a borrowed cock though.   

[myothernameis]

There is one SP who uses a campervan with a bloke driving, I wouldn't touch her with a borrowed cock though.   

If it who I think it is, does her name begin with K 

[rioblack90]

I like the sound of this custom-designed punting van. WG should be promoting the hell out of it - post up some selfies in-situ, at the very least 

OP, was she good? Hope you didn't lose wood as her Sergei swung sharply around the corner, narrowly missing the Po-lice 

Haha thanks, PL, yeah she was alright and actually quite a nice sweet girl. But i was so determined to have a successful day punting after a few months i wouldn't have put myself in such a stupid situation with a straight head, Lol the van was stationary thankfully and on reflection the day is something you tell a trusted friend over a pint 20 years from now 

[rioblack90]

If it who I think it is, does her name begin with K 

Lol No

[big-al93]

There is one SP who uses a campervan with a bloke driving, I wouldn't touch her with a borrowed cock though.   

I seem to recall reading that the driver passed away. She was looking for volunteers to drive the van

[Colston36]

Lol No

Woof woof, vroom! The Mysterious Land of Punt is full of the unexpected. I had a session in the back of a people carrier about 5 weeks ago, on the Downs in Bristol. The lady had her Rottweiler with her. He was sitting in the front seat. I have not reviewed as there was nothing excptionall erotic or interesting about it - except that.

[daviemac]

If it who I think it is, does her name begin with K 

Yes, don't like to give her publicity though.   

Not sure what to make of this thread, OP do you think this escort having to pick punters up in a van because of police in the street is a regular occurrence? I don't se the point in waiting to post a review, to be worth anything it would have to include the same details as you've posted here.   

[Atrueyorkie]

Wow this read is hilarious  :lol the things we do when we’re horny

[Stevelondon]

Post the review with links for fucks sake. 

Can you imagine your in the back of the van and the police roll up cos it’s not taxed or insured 

[Stevelondon]

Just thought. How would that van be insured.
Is it being used fur business or pleasure 

[daviemac]

Just thought. How would that van be insured.
Is it being used fur business or pleasure 

Pleasurable business.   

[Corus Boy]

Post the review with links for fucks sake. 

Can you imagine your in the back of the van and the police roll up cos it’s not taxed or insured 

Is it an offence not to be erect and protected?

[Stevelondon]

Is it an offence not to be erect and protected?

I would be saying,
"I have cover officer"   

[nwluvit]

Happened to me once in Peterborough. Drove to a modern Estate and when the girl gave me the exact house nr. it was at the end of a cul de sac and PC plod were outside with a large van. Nonchalantly drove to the end, turned round then left. Stopped further up the road and texted her saying there was a Police Van outside the house with 2 cops in it. She apologised and said they had had some issues with the neighbours. Lucky escape for me!! 

[GingerBoy11]

haha, that story made me laugh, your a brave man! Much respect!!

[shed]

External Link/Members Only

Another one or the same ?
VW shagging van 

[cunningman]

I like the sound of this custom-designed punting van. WG should be promoting the hell out of it - post up some selfies in-situ, at the very least 

Doesn't the legendary Kiri have one?

[daviemac]

Doesn't the legendary Kiri have one?

Replies #11, #12 & #17

[Bonker]

Sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
Sat nav...stride...feds... found an alley... van right outside but she didn't know about it...

[Corus Boy]

External Link/Members Only

Another one or the same ?
VW shagging van 

How does anyone interpret;

"...it's wild raw fun!..."

[VolapUK]

To the Puntmobile, Puntgirl! 

[Liverpool]

To the Puntmobile, Puntgirl! 

To the made up story rioblack90!

[lillythesavage]

Doesn't the legendary Kiri have one?

I thought that was a motor home ?

Now there is a thought, a punt in my motor home, but that has a shower, vans I doubt,

[jsparky]

Could it be this one?

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[rathbone]

Could it be this one?

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Learned something from her profile - hadn't heard of Ahegao before.  It truly seems like there's a name for everything.

[hunkybc]

I think the original story from the OP is a bit of a joke. Great imagination though!!

[The_Rose_age]

I call bullshit

[Zebedee70]

Had the image of Peter Kay’s van in 24 hour party people when I read this. Lol

[Marmalade]

I wanna post the link but it JUST happened today so i wanna give abit of breath between the event and review, happened in London tho, North London, Wood Green wayes

Bit of breath: had.
Link: due.

[rioblack90]

It’s been 2 years and girl seemed to have retired can’t find her anywhere but it was this girl

External Link/Members Only Link doesn’t work but she was under Asain Doll/China doll. Operated in Wood Green and Newcastle Upon Tyne

[rioblack90]

I wanted to keep anonymity cause she became my regular for abit and it would be obvious but haven’t seen her in years so thought I’d let you all know who and answer any questions

[daviemac]

It’s been 2 years and girl seemed to have retired can’t find her anywhere but it was this girl

External Link/Members Only Link doesn’t work but she was under Asain Doll/China doll. Operated in Wood Green and Newcastle Upon Tyne

I don't know what the point of you posting this is, as you say it's been 2 years, you didn't post a link at the time but have chosen to now that it's no longer active. What questions can anyone have about something that happened so long ago and involved an unknown escort. 

As has been mentioned on the thread seems like Jackanory or attention seeking.

Can you link to an active profile where the pictures came from, especially the one that looks like a social media one.

[rioblack90]

I don't know what the point of you posting this is, as you say it's been 2 years, you didn't post a link at the time but have chosen to now that it's no longer active. What questions can anyone have about something that happened so long ago and involved an unknown escort. 

As has been mentioned on the thread seems like Jackanory or attention seeking.

Can you link to an active profile where the pictures came from, especially the one that looks like a social media one.

Sure, pictures were from her Adultwork account I had posted them before in this thread.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=319700.msg3345089#msg3345089

The face picture someone linked me to a thread in the thread above. It was posted in oriental hottie and I assume he got it from her adultwork but I wouldn’t know

 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=97083.msg3270467#msg3270467


Apologies if it comes across as attention seeking I didn’t answer at the time cos it was so bizarre I didn’t wanna potentially out myself. She became a semi regular too.

[willie loman]

Camper van hookers are common enough in europe, where there is a fairly open al fresco hooker scene, in italy, and even in central paris.

[daviemac]

Apologies if it comes across as attention seeking I didn’t answer at the time cos it was so bizarre I didn’t wanna potentially out myself. She became a semi regular too.

As she became a regular of yours I was just looking for your review of Asian Doll, can you link to it?

I still don't understand the point of reviving this 2 year old thread for you to answer question about an escort that you didn't identify or review at the time and who's no longer active. What possible use could any information you give be to anyone.   

[rioblack90]

As she became a regular of yours I was just looking for your review of Asian Doll, can you link to it?

I still don't understand the point of reviving this 2 year old thread for you to answer question about an escort that you didn't identify or review at the time and who's no longer active. What possible use could any information you give be to anyone.   

I haven’t reviewed her no as I wanted to keep anonymity at the time, the pictures were from old threads I assumed they were fine to use.
I didn’t realise it’s bad to revive old threads either I just saw this in my posts and thought to add more information to it on who the WG is. She may come back and if it’s a similar name they could be linked to these threads.
Delete the thread if you want I didn’t mean to cause offence.