Continuing the spurt of Organic Remedies BS reviews on here, inspired by LL Punting. Today there was Tina, Anna, Ruby and Lily. Reviews on her ruled Anna out; otherwise I asked the quite-attractive receptionist - May, judging by recent reviews - for the slimmest, and got awarded Tina.
My experience was very similar to MrIncredible's (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147214.msg1616268#msg1616268). Teeny tiny room - at one point, mid-massage, I had to get up so she could move around the table, FGS - and utterly vanilla massage for 40 mins. Not a CC swipe in anger, but occasional talk of the cancelled tube strike and such.
Then I turn over and, hastily, we get to business. This approach never works for me - I like the tease, the slow-burn; also, I need to be aroused if I really want to go further. Anyway, I asked for B2B + blow-job, and she wanted £80 (that whole "because it's a one-hour booking" thing again, which makes zero sense) and strictly OW. Nahhhh. She then mentions sex: the bidding started at £80 and closed at £60. Curious pricing structure, but hey.
I was still only semi-hard. She did a few token grinds, let me nibble her nipples for about 5 secs, and then rapidly reached for the condom. 'Slow down,' I say. The same scenario plays out again - she seems mechanically impatient. Not a hint of FK, or any kissing for that matter. I go to finger her, but I have to be protractedly wet-wiped down first - making me again lose hardness. When I finally do start, she's tugging on my soft cock and I'm stroking her dry pussy and yet she's moaning like it's the orgasm of the century. Such obvious fakery never works for me. In the end I just get her to stroke my balls, and jerk me off - a tremendous waste at £60, but of course there's no way I'm getting the cash back now. I just wanted it over and done with.
Looks-wise, she's great - fake but not too big tits, nice nipples, shaven pussy for once (rare in TCMs, I find), slim (size 6-8) and very pretty. She's probably 30-something, but could easily pass for late 20s. One of the best looking girls I've come across in a TCM - up there with Maggie at Qi in that regard.
But where Maggie at Qi is fun company, erotic and natural, Tina is fakey, fiddly and, frankly, just a bit too business-like for my (probably picky) tastes. For many OPs this might have been a Positive, but it didn't quite feel that way for me.
So £45 for 60 mins' massage, and £60 for FS (which ended up being nude HR).
