teenpanties - Newcastle

[waynekerr600]

£3 a min though 

Punting is actually cheaper!

[korndog88]

She sent me a random whatsapp last Thursday asking me to come over. I messaged back sayin we'd never met before and I think she had the wrong number. Sent back a really angry and aggressive message which blew me away, seeing as it all stemmed from her. It's been almost a year since I messaged the girl about an appointment, so she clearly logs numbers in her phone. Blocked and staying away from.

P.S. Fancy being that desperate to get your arse eaten out that you want someone to pay £80 for the 15 min 'pleasure of doing so'. Get in the bin.

[datwabbit]

Just checked her latest profile.

£100 an hour. Now if you can only cum through handjob then that is probably a normal rate. So 2 15 minute handjobs are £90 or a couple of them in an hour for £100.

[billabong]

She sent me a random whatsapp last Thursday asking me to come over. I messaged back sayin we'd never met before and I think she had the wrong number. Sent back a really angry and aggressive message which blew me away, seeing as it all stemmed from her. It's been almost a year since I messaged the girl about an appointment, so she clearly logs numbers in her phone. Blocked and staying away from.

P.S. Fancy being that desperate to get your arse eaten out that you want someone to pay £80 for the 15 min 'pleasure of doing so'. Get in the bin.

I to have had a random message offering the same. This suggests the well Is running dry maybe. I suspect we will see a shift in either her prices or services offered shortly.

[daviemac]

I to have had a random message offering the same. This suggests the well Is running dry maybe. I suspect we will see a shift in either her prices or services offered shortly.

Should I feel left out since I haven't???      

[billabong]

Should I feel left out since I haven't???      

I imagine she's working down her list.. it'll be coming.

[daviemac]

I imagine she's working down her list.. it'll be coming.

Nah, no chance, new sim since I saw her, it was time for a change.   

[BoroPool]

I got the same message too. I have never met her, I enquired earlier in the year. Completely random considering we never met or even got past 2 messages

[Mansell]

I got the same message too. I have never met her, I enquired earlier in the year. Completely random considering we never met or even got past 2 messages

Now that's really worrying, if she if messaging randomly like that. 

[daviemac]

Now that's really worrying, if she if messaging randomly like that. 

Yeah, see reply #56.   

[Mansell]

Yeah, see reply #56.   

I smiled when I read your reply DM,  and thought smart move  I always have my punting phone on silent and only turn it on when alone   

[AnthG]

I to have had a random message offering the same. This suggests the well Is running dry maybe. I suspect we will see a shift in either her prices or services offered shortly.

Well, if she started offering sex I'd book her in a nanosecond.

If she started offering Anal. I'd run over there faster than the wizard of speed and time.

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[OscarC]

Her latest profile change - now calls herself “freehandjob”

Profile text says she is now offering free handjobs, old price was £45.

Anyone going to test it out? Nothing in life is free, especially in this game.    I suspect you only get your free handjob if you pay to get her phone screen fixed for her... at £82.

[Moresomes]

Had a look at her profile yesterday, and she was bemoaning the fact that she hadn,t tugged a single cock all day.
I think the well might be running dry.

[MME]

She’s now offering FREE handjobs.!

Bet it costs you £45 to get out the building though....

[datwabbit]

Her main photo, naked standing on the chair, is just amazing.

[tynetunnel]

Her main photo, naked standing on the chair, is just amazing.

Agreed! She has blocked my AW account though 😥

[scutty brown]

I see she's hidden the photos which show anorexia symptoms

[Ryan68312006]

I’ve taken the dive guys. I’ve booked in to see her at 10pm this evening for a ‘free handjob’!
I shall report back! Although I’ll be honest I’m feeling a tad nervous/wary

[tynetunnel]

I’ve taken the dive guys. I’ve booked in to see her at 10pm this evening for a ‘free handjob’!
I shall report back! Although I’ll be honest I’m feeling a tad nervous/wary

Good lad, enjoy and I for one am looking forward to your report 

Don’t forget to arrive with a hard dick for your free five minutes though or you “will be turned away” 

[waynekerr600]

I’ve taken the dive guys. I’ve booked in to see her at 10pm this evening for a ‘free handjob’!
I shall report back! Although I’ll be honest I’m feeling a tad nervous/wary

If you're not back by 10.15 we'll give the free hand job a miss 

[oldrockingchair]

If you're not back by 10.15 we'll give the free hand job a miss 

Hand job might be free but my guess is he will pay 80 sovs for a lick of the butt hole 

[MME]

I’ve taken the dive guys. I’ve booked in to see her at 10pm this evening for a ‘free handjob’!
I shall report back! Although I’ll be honest I’m feeling a tad nervous/wary

I salute you my brave PunterMate 

[winkywanky]

Weird.

I guess she's gambling that once you get your cock in her hands you won't be able to resist paying for more?

And possibly to make it completely irresistible, she conducts the handjob with her arse in your face and she's covered her ringpiece in Nutella. Providing you have a normally functioning sense of smell, the urge to lick it will be overwhelming.

[datwabbit]

I’ve taken the dive guys. I’ve booked in to see her at 10pm this evening for a ‘free handjob’!
I shall report back! Although I’ll be honest I’m feeling a tad nervous/wary

Are you now in possession of her phone repair bill?

[oldrockingchair]

 

[datwabbit]

Weird.

I guess she's gambling that once you get your cock in her hands you won't be able to resist paying for more?

And possibly to make it completely irresistible, she conducts the handjob with her arse in your face and she's covered her ringpiece in Nutella. Providing you have a normally functioning sense of smell, the urge to lick it will be overwhelming.

Nutella would put me off. Can't stand it.

Don't judge me.

[oldrockingchair]

Nutella would put me off. Can't stand it.

Don't judge me.

Nutella is evil stuff, rather have a slice of brown toast with cottage cheese

[winkywanky]

Nutella is evil stuff, rather have a slice of brown toast with cottage cheese

She might have a bit of a job arranging all of that on her arsehole?

[winkywanky]

Nutella would put me off. Can't stand it.

Don't judge me.

She'd probably do strawberry jam if you asked her nicely.

[Ryan68312006]

Hiya guys!! Well good news I got my free handjob! Arrived hard as she requested she’s pulls down my jeans n actually gives a half decent handjob but unfortunately I didn’t manage to cum within the 5 minutes  she said I could pay her n stay for longer but didn’t have any cash on me so opted to leave.. luckily there was no Nutella in sight 

[Peter110]

I inquired about the free hand job.
She confirmed it was free and the only  condition was I didn't shit on her floor !!
Free or  not I am never visiting her.
Seems proper nuts

[winkywanky]

I think the girl is so experienced with hand jobs now, and with what makes guys cum, how quickly they cum etc, that she knows exactly what she's doing. She probably knows how to wank you off better than you do! 

In other words she'll pretty well know how to not make you cum within the 5mins, and then with a raging boner any red-blooded bloke who has the money in his pocket will be virtually begging her to finish him off. The only way to avoid that is to purposely arrive with NO MONEY.

And if you do want to avail yourself of this service, and for it to work, you probably need to rock up at hers in some loose jogging pants with no underwear, keeping yourself right on edge until the moment she opens the door. Then as soon as she takes you in hand you'll spurt forth all over her carpet.

That'll teach her! 

[Moresomes]

I inquired about the free hand job.
She confirmed it was free and the only  condition was I didn't shit on her floor !!

That's me out then.
If they don't allow SOF, it's a no for me.   

[winkywanky]

SOF 

[datwabbit]

Hiya guys!! Well good news I got my free handjob! Arrived hard as she requested she’s pulls down my jeans n actually gives a half decent handjob but unfortunately I didn’t manage to cum within the 5 minutes  she said I could pay her n stay for longer but didn’t have any cash on me so opted to leave.. luckily there was no Nutella in sight 

So it's not the equivalent of £45 for 15 minutes. You get a 5 minute sample and decide whether you want to pay.

[Moresomes]

you probably need to rock up at hers in some loose jogging pants with no underwear, keeping yourself right on edge until the moment she opens the door. Then as soon as she takes you in hand you'll spurt forth all over her carpet.

I can't get the picture out of my head, of a crocodile of punters wanking furiously and stretching the length of Chinatown, while taking one pace forward every five minutes.

[winkywanky]

 

Hopefully her 'booking system' would avoid that!

[MME]

I can't get the picture out of my head, of a crocodile of punters wanking furiously and stretching the length of Chinatown, while taking one pace forward every five minutes.

...None of us will get that out of our heads now it's been mentioned, you just can't 'unsee' something like that...... 

[winkywanky]

Oh-oh the hokey-cokey...oh-oh the hokey cokey...

[bob0411]

...None of us will get that out of our heads now it's been mentioned, you just can't 'unsee' something like that...... 

And all with boners, awks!   

[datwabbit]

Her profile is now updated with the terms of the offer..

Freebie is only 5 minutes long and if you don't arrive hard she'll turn you away. So you'll need to wank while you walk in Chinatown.

[winkywanky]

Sweet & Sour sauce.

[waynekerr600]

Has Ryan got back yet?

He hasn't gained a concrete overcoat or pastry lid has he?

[winkywanky]

He's currently in a 5hr queue in A&E with his cock & balls in a Tesco bag, waiting to be triaged.

[datwabbit]

Has Ryan got back yet?

He hasn't gained a concrete overcoat or pastry lid has he?

Yeah. I think he left after 5 minutes with a hard on. Thankfully it was quite cold last night so took away his horn.

[datwabbit]

I inquired about the free hand job.
She confirmed it was free and the only  condition was I didn't shit on her floor !!
Free or  not I am never visiting her.
Seems proper nuts

I wonder how many punters have led to her declaring that rule.

[williambream]

I've emailed her asking how long before she starts to offer  oral and full service - it's a matter of time imo.

She strikes me as someone who could go full blown sub slut, like rosavile, once the paying hj punters dry up which it appears to be now.

[MME]

I've emailed her asking how long before she starts to offer  oral and full service - it's a matter of time imo.

She strikes me as someone who could go full blown sub slut, like rosavile, once the paying hj punters dry up which it appears to be now.

If she turns out even half as good as rosavile I’ll be up her like a shot...every week till my cock burns out.

[tynetunnel]

I've emailed her asking how long before she starts to offer  oral and full service - it's a matter of time imo.

She strikes me as someone who could go full blown sub slut, like rosavile, once the paying hj punters dry up which it appears to be now.

I’d be interested to know how she responds