Piss Take Pricing

[Blackpool Rock]

Just posted something on the Tontober thread which got me thinking about starting a separate thread titled "Piss take pricing" where profiles can be added of girls who are clearly deluded on what their asking.
Please feel free to add as you see fit and also screen shot or list out what their prices are and services offered so we can perhaps track them to see if prices drop or even rise or if they extend their services

OK so i'll kick it off with a cut and paste of my other post for Brit Model Scarlett 

Size 6 and only 23, pics look good and she's in Preston so no need to trek miles to see her, what's not to like so why wouldn't you book her 
Well she's only been on AW for about 6 weeks and only has 1 slightly fluffy feedback plus no info on here so totally unproven in terms of service, also no face pic so no idea if her pics are her or whether she's actually a stunner.
Her starting price is £80 but you only get 15 minutes for that, if you want longer then it will cost you £120/30 minutes  or if your feeling flush an hour is £170 which is surely a bargain at a shade under £3 a minute 

So presumably your going to get a great service for this price which will make it worth the cash and help you forget about having been mugged, well sorry guys you can't get Anal; kissing; CIM or facial; she doesn't even list OWO so it's basically a covered BJ and sex though you may be able to lick her fanny

Got to love one of the questions and her answer, please guys don't insult her and remember to treat her well 

Q. BEST PRICE?   A. PRICE IS AS SHOWN ON MY PROFILE.. AGAIN PLEASE DONT INSULT ME BY ASKING ME TO LOWER MY PRICE. IF YOU WANT QUALITY THEN YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT! THANK YOU

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[bdyno]

Piss take pricing = anyone over £150ph, and that's the exceptional girls with everything included otherwise £120

[holeymoley]

Piss take pricing = anyone over £150ph, and that's the exceptional girls with everything included otherwise £120

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[Clitheroelad]

She'll have a dusty phone.

[freeze44]

Hidden feedback and £200ph 

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[lewisjones23]

Hidden feedback and £200ph 

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and a podgy belly

[Drayki]

Good thread BP, here’s one who’s been talked about a lot on here

I’ve even reviewed her myself but still taking the piss

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Thought she might’ve lowered her prices but not yet

[JRWK]

I'm obviously tight, as 2 of my regulars are still on £100/h;
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Both deliver everything I look for.

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on £130 an hour, but I've often gone for her £180 for her massage and full service.

Why pay more??

[threechilliman]

I'm obviously tight, as 2 of my regulars are still on £100/h;
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Both deliver everything I look for.

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on £130 an hour, but I've often gone for her £180 for her massage and full service.

Why pay more??

Both Liverpool though. I suspect in Manc they'b be charging more.

[wearegreat]

I noticed a SP near to me in M35.Aged 61 ,does not do oral(except RO) and no kissing.
And this old lady has recently increased her price from £120 ph to £160ph. Absolute madness if anybody pays for an hour of her time.
She is on AW as Veronikasimone.

[Rack Admirer]

I noticed a SP near to me in M35.Aged 61 ,does not do oral(except RO) and no kissing.
And this old lady has recently increased her price from £120 ph to £160ph. Absolute madness if anybody pays for an hour of her time.
She is on AW as Veronikasimone.

Maybe she's reluctant to do fellatio in case it dislodges her false teeth?

[Kool Keef]

Maybe she's reluctant to do fellatio in case it dislodges her false teeth?

 

[wearegreat]

Maybe she's reluctant to do fellatio in case it dislodges her false teeth?

logic in her madness obviously.

[Blackpool Rock]

I noticed a SP near to me in M35.Aged 61 ,does not do oral(except RO) and no kissing.
And this old lady has recently increased her price from £120 ph to £160ph. Absolute madness if anybody pays for an hour of her time.
She is on AW as Veronikasimone.

Fuck me she's even £100/30 minutes
Describes herself as a beautiful English rose in full bloom 
I'd say shes withering and needs to be dead headed 
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[Silva21]

I'm obviously tight, as 2 of my regulars are still on £100/h;
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Kay - External Link/Members Only

Both deliver everything I look for.

Then there is Lois - External Link/Members Only
on £130 an hour, but I've often gone for her £180 for her massage and full service.

Why pay more??

Neither of those are really my bag tbh but those are the kind of girls that we should promoting. Why bother even discussing stupidly priced escorts.

[freeze44]

Why bother even discussing stupidly priced escorts.

Few reasons...if anyone is looking here to get info on these overpriced wg's they are likely to read this and might think and look around again.

Also wg's read this forum and those making it onto this list are not being promoted but called out for what they are...piss takers!

[Mr long sausage]

We should unionise and all refuse to pay over a certain amount.

[Blackpool Rock]

Well this one's a little gem called princess angel 32 
New profile just popped up in Blackpool, great news think i'll have a punt today, until..............
15 minutes is a mere £100 then £150/30 and a bargain £200 for an hour of her time.
But i'm sure you will enjoy yourself unless that is you want CIM or a facial which isn't listed

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[Kool Keef]

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 She can be all  yours for 30 precious minutes for the bargain basement price of £150.
Form an orderly queue fellas 

[Nevercold8]

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 She can be all  yours for 30 precious minutes for the bargain basement price of £150.
Form an orderly queue fellas 

The fact that she had 12 feedback is even more surprising. I thought Manchester had better options than this?

[JRWK]

Not sure why this is, but after looking through what is available in Liverpool this week - where most are priced north of £120-150/hour - at the bottom of the page are quite a few touring in the NW, ages from 20's up to 50's, yet incall prices for many are still £100/hour.

As one of my tick boxes has always been the older MILF/GILF who does a good deep throat - and having seen her previously - from the touring list I've booked again to see this one still on £100/hour.
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Maybe not the prettiest out there, but her DT is worth it

[Blackpool Rock]

Not sure why this is, but after looking through what is available in Liverpool this week - where most are priced north of £120-150/hour - at the bottom of the page are quite a few touring in the NW, ages from 20's up to 50's, yet incall prices for many are still £100/hour.

As one of my tick boxes has always been the older MILF/GILF who does a good deep throat - and having seen her previously - from the touring list I've booked again to see this one still on £100/hour.
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Maybe not the prettiest out there, but her DT is worth it

She's cheap as chips but not as good looking though she could be fried in lard, surely this should be on the Tontober thread 
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=261705.0

[WARSZAWA16]

I give you Lana Morell for a cool £300 an hour incall. She is, of course, an "independent courtesan". I would expect nothing less. I was thinking of seeing her at one stage - until I saw her prices. She came across as very pretentious and up herself. Still, someone is no doubt paying her rates I suppose......

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[lewisjones23]

I give you Lana Morell for a cool £300 an hour incall. She is, of course, an "independent courtesan". I would expect nothing less. I was thinking of seeing her at one stage - until I saw her prices. She came across as very pretentious and up herself. Still, someone is no doubt paying her rates I suppose......

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what a fucking idiot she is

I lost the will to live just from a 2 minute scan of her website - why anyone would book her after reading all that shite is beyond me

Also at least £100 overpriced - including the London suppliment

[spiralnotebook]

Deluded courtisan . .

[cueball]

Bloated prices?.... This will be a big thread, there's loads of indigestion inducing rates out there.....

How about this one, now 200 quid for an hour...
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Plenty more to empty your back account on though, here's another, she wants 180 quid
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That's a list of young fit lasses but now the old hags seem to think they can pull in 140 quid for an hour.


On principle, it's pricing me out of punting..... Whether I can afford it or not is irrelevant... I just can't bring myself to hand over neck end of 200 quid for a hour.

Don't blame the lasses though, blame the fuckin wet saps that are willingly paying it.

They charge it because they're getting it!

[MrMatrix]

Bloated prices?.... This will be a big thread, there's loads of indigestion inducing rates out there.....

On principle, it's pricing me out of punting..... Whether I can afford it or not is irrelevant... I just can't bring myself to hand over neck end of 200 quid for a hour.

Don't blame the lasses though, blame the fuckin wet saps that are willingly paying it.

They charge it because they're getting it!

Spot on cueball....  on all things you mention above.
At £200 she's got to be good with a good track record for me to consider it. But all the prices across the board are edging up. Only if we show some restraint will prices start to become more reasonable. If theres no demand prices will fall.

[Kool Keef]

Prices in Manchester are getting more & more ridiculous & I can't see them coming down anytime soon, I love punting  (in the main) & love shagging loads of different women but if this carries on I'll be hanging up the punting phone.
£90 & £100 per hh is now the norm & there's loads more above that, lots of whom have average bodies & no track record of excellence.
I've been thinking of going back to parlours but the scene in Manchester doesn't seem great with shite parlours like 50 Shades, Cherrys, Salon 24 etc....
Need a new hobby methinks......UKTiddlywinks anyone??? 

[Nevercold8]

Prices in Manchester are getting more & more ridiculous & I can't see them coming down anytime soon, I love punting  (in the main) & love shagging loads of different women but if this carries on I'll be hanging up the punting phone.
£90 & £100 per hh is now the norm & there's loads more above that, lots of whom have average bodies & no track record of excellence.
I've been thinking of going back to parlours but the scene in Manchester doesn't seem great with shite parlours like 50 Shades, Cherrys, Salon 24 etc....
Need a new hobby methinks......UKTiddlywinks anyone??? 

Same in Liverpool, girls slowly putting up the prices to the £80 for half hour mark and newbies even asking for £100.

The only ones staying low are the EE girls and we all know it's hit and miss with those... 90% of the time it's a miss.

[Nevercold8]

Bloated prices?.... This will be a big thread, there's loads of indigestion inducing rates out there.....

How about this one, now 200 quid for an hour...
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Plenty more to empty your back account on though, here's another, she wants 180 quid
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It's too easy isn't it, there's more, young, fit and expensive External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

That's a list of young fit lasses but now the old hags seem to think they can pull in 140 quid for an hour.


On principle, it's pricing me out of punting..... Whether I can afford it or not is irrelevant... I just can't bring myself to hand over neck end of 200 quid for a hour.

Don't blame the lasses though, blame the fuckin wet saps that are willingly paying it.

They charge it because they're getting it!

Regarding that last girl on your list, if you look at her blog it says she's emigrating to Australia for good.... In 2017.

But she's decided to come back to UK to what? Do some more escorting? 🤔

[Drayki]

It is getting silly now  have to agree with cueball, it’s totally irrelevant on how often we punt, it’s the bat shit crazy prices that are forcing us away, when’s it going to end 

[JRWK]

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This one is reasonably priced, touring in Liverpool later this week, knocking on age wise but pictures look good - £150/hour.  However I've already booked an hour with another touring WG for £100/hour (I think both of them shared the same Liverpool apartment last time, may be doing so again this time as the dates in Liverpool are very similar)
 
I've never paid more then £130 for an hour, whether with a WG or in a massage shop with extortionate prices for B2B.. so 150 I'd think would be my definite limit. 

[Nevercold8]

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Here's another crazy priced one.

I actually told her that her prices are too high otherwise I would come see her.
She replied that she needed to cover the costs of hotel/apartment charges.

 

[Nevercold8]

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This one is reasonably priced, touring in Liverpool later this week, knocking on age wise but pictures look good - £150/hour.  However I've already booked an hour with another touring WG for £100/hour (I think both of them shared the same Liverpool apartment last time, may be doing so again this time as the dates in Liverpool are very similar)
 
I've never paid more then £130 for an hour, whether with a WG or in a massage shop with extortionate prices for B2B.. so 150 I'd think would be my definite limit.

Does she actually look 49/50 though?

I'm not a big fan of SPs using photoshoot pictures that are heavily edited.

[JRWK]

Does she actually look 49/50 though?

I'm not a big fan of SPs using photoshoot pictures that are heavily edited.

No idea what she looks like, never managed to see her.  If she was here longer I'd maybe TOFFT myself, if just to find out

[MrMatrix]

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Here's another crazy priced one.

I actually told her that her prices are too high otherwise I would come see her.
She replied that she needed to cover the costs of hotel/apartment charges.

 

Well if no ones turning up cos shes too expensive, she'll have even less chance of covering her costs.

[Blackpool Rock]

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This one is reasonably priced, touring in Liverpool later this week, knocking on age wise but pictures look good - £150/hour.  However I've already booked an hour with another touring WG for £100/hour (I think both of them shared the same Liverpool apartment last time, may be doing so again this time as the dates in Liverpool are very similar)
 
I've never paid more then £130 for an hour, whether with a WG or in a massage shop with extortionate prices for B2B.. so 150 I'd think would be my definite limit.

Doesn't even have OWO on her profile, piss take for a 49 YO 

[Nevercold8]

Well if no ones turning up cos shes too expensive, she'll have even less chance of covering her costs.

My thoughts exactly.

I got another reply from her and she said and I quote:

"My rates are my rates sorry. 15mins - 1 hour are higher as I don't like 15mins bookings I prefare the longer arrangments"

Even her 1 hour+ bookings are higher than the average.

[Blackpool Rock]

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Here's another crazy priced one.

I actually told her that her prices are too high otherwise I would come see her.
She replied that she needed to cover the costs of hotel/apartment charges.

 

So she's £100/15 minutes £150/30 and £200/hr and I doubt she is staying in a luxury penthouse 
No facial or CIM; she doesn't even do oral with 
Hopefully she won't get any punters so will end up wasting money on travel and accommodation

As for needing to cover her costs that's part of her business model 
Worlds smallest violin etc



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[Nevercold8]

So she's £100/15 minutes £150/30 and £200/hr and I doubt she is staying in a luxury penthouse 
No facial or CIM; she doesn't even do oral with 
Hopefully she won't get any punters so will end up wasting money on travel and accommodation

As for needing to cover her costs that's part of her business model 
Worlds smallest violin etc




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She says she's new on the profile, wonder if she's even got any kind of experience in this industry or did she think she can just put some ridiculous price up and expect a flood of guys throwing money at her?

[Blackpool Rock]

She says she's new on the profile, wonder if she's even got any kind of experience in this industry or did she think she can just put some ridiculous price up and expect a flood of guys throwing money at her?

Now here's an idea, how about we all e-mail her on AW enquiring about availability with a date and time slot then when she says yeah I can do XYZ time e-mail back saying ah sorry i've just looked at your prices and your double the going rate, then let's see if her prices start to fall 

[Drayki]

Now here's an idea, how about we all e-mail her on AW enquiring about availability with a date and time slot then when she says yeah I can do XYZ time e-mail back saying ah sorry i've just looked at your prices and your double the going rate, then let's see if her prices start to fall 

I’m game for a laugh BR, lets all have a buzz for a change

Let’s see how many of us can follow suit on 

[Nevercold8]

I’m game for a laugh BR, lets all have a buzz for a change

Let’s see how many of us can follow suit on 

I've already said that so it's up to you guys now 😂

[Drayki]

I've already said that so it's up to you guys now 😂

I’ve set the ball rolling 

[Silva21]

I’ve set the ball rolling 

I'll do the same.

I'm more offended that she wants to extort that kind of money without so much as offering owo or CIM!
How can she advertise a PSE without the basics!!

[bdyno]

The ball continues.... 

[Blackpool Rock]

I’ve set the ball rolling 

I've banged my meet request out too

[Drayki]

I've banged my meet request out too

 

[Nevercold8]

Now we wait... 

[freeze44]

I've banged my meet request out too

  done mine to!!