Anal Aylin - Romanian WG (I know! I know!) currently in Southampton.

[DrConners]

Saw this WG recently :

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There was a previous (and highly amusing) review written about her which I guess will be indexed above if you want to read it.

Plan A & B were either not available or didn't respond so I thought I'd text her - All comms by text & promptly responded to by the pimp/maid or herself. (More likely the maid/mate or pimp as her English is limited but not non-existent)

Arranged a same day punt about 4 hours later - 30 minutes for £80 - Average Rom rates are £60 for 30 minutes I know.

Was given her post code & was a bit dismayed as she operates out of that block of apartments opposite Ocean Village  - Called her when I arrived & was given the flat number. Parked nearby & the street was deserted so I went ahead.

Pictures are accurate, she's better in the flesh (so to speak) - very pretty, silly Rom eyebrows. Very bubbly, lively & animated - as the previous review said she acts younger than the age of 24 that she's stated on her profile but definitely in her 20's.

Lovely body, dressed in some hot-pants & a tiny tight t-shirt - I was expecting some sort of lingerie but it wasn't a problem as she looked f'ing hot  - paperwork sorted & she couldn't get the radio to work as she wanted to put on some music, it wasn't working because she hadn't plugged it in at the wall  We had a laugh, she found a song she liked & did a sexy dance for me whilst I stood behind her watching her in a full length mirror she had in place. I kissed the back of her neck & shoulders & she rubbed her arse against my cock which was already getting ready to fuck her. This had started out extremely well as far as I was concerned.

She unbuttoned my shirt & I took the rest of my kit off and sat on the bed, she took off her hot pants & t-shirt - great pair of C cup tits, perky as her pictures with fantastic nips - bit of stubble on her pussy. She stood close to me so I could touch her body, I started to gently fondle her tits & suck her nipples, but only for a short time as she said "It tickled!!" plus no DFK or kissing at all - I didn't even bother to attempt to lick her pussy - Not surprised but FFS GFE ?

I laid back & my boner was getting there, visually she's all I would need to get hard, she put the rubber on me & started with pretty good OW (if there is such a thing - oral with a condom on I mean) with some good eye contact which I guess she picked up from watching porn. This was just a tatic to get me hard & only went on as long as it took to do that & I didn't really get anything out of it - she applied some lube to herself & my rubbered up cock and mounted me cowgirl but controlled the amount of penetration. She's pretty petite & I didn't have a problem as she was at least doing a good job of riding me, nice tight pussy - this went on for a few minutes till she said she wanted to change position. We went to doggy for a very short time before she laid back & I fucked her in mish, with her playing with her clit & making some very encouraging noises.

This continued until I was ready to cum & told her I was - she knew I was ready & started encouraging me by gasping "FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME!!"  Just another tatic to finish the job - not fooling anyone - I banged her hard & finished in the bag.

She cleaned me up with a wet-wipe or two. I had about 7 to 10 minutes left & asked her to join me on the bed, she did ............... for about 10 seconds 

Wasn't offered a shower or drink afterwards - not a problem for me as I always shower at home afterwards. Why is it a neutral ? Hardly a GFE & just a standard bang & out the door with a hot young Romanian. The best bit was the sexy dance & her teasing me.

I probably wouldn't return because of her location & the fact she mentioned her 'friend' Bianca several times - which I guess is this Romanian nightmare who has probaly taught her all the bad things about being an escort - controlling penetration, encouraging tips to get you finish asap ect ect.

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[Derrick101]

Thanks DrC. I have come to realise in my short time punting that 'at discretion' is Romanian for 'no way !'

[Health and Fitness]

For me personally this comes across as a straight up negative, sounds like a typical Romanian slacking off with the service yet again. 

Thanks for reviewing anyway.

[DrConners]

For me personally this comes across as a straight up negative, sounds like a typical Romanian slacking off with the service yet again. 

Thanks for reviewing anyway.

Well thankfully it's not your review so I don't care what you think - My review - My rating.
 
Your welcome for the review.

[DrConners]

For me personally this comes across as a straight up negative, sounds like a typical Romanian slacking off with the service yet again. 

Thanks for reviewing anyway.

This didn't last long did it ? :

Attitude/Negativity towards WG's - Going to change, I'm not proud of myself for allowing a past bad experience affect the way I have come across in my posts on the forum. Several members (Virtual Waster, DrConnors, Jamboney, etc) have brought it to my attention and I have since noted this and will be burying the past hate/distaste feelings.

So yeah on a final note to this post I'd just like to apologise to any members on the board that I have annoyed/irritated or if you feel I have been acting like a bit of a nuisance.

9 days - Wow! Just goes to prove H&F - A misogynistic nuisance never changes it's spots.

Good effort though - I am of course being sarcastic 

[DrConners]

Thanks DrC. I have come to realise in my short time punting that 'at discretion' is Romanian for 'no way !'

I put it through Google translate & that's exactly what it generated !!     

[Sweettunes]

Nice review, she does look tidy. But the no kissing is a no no for me.

Keep up the good work Doc.

 

[Avg_Joe]

Thanks DrC..... i was expecting worse to be honest, from the title comments, and i've certainly read worse.

it is such a shame, these roms are mostly fucking hot, and even with only a little effort, could be top of their game so to speak, and then, given all the shit around them could get away with charging the higher rates and still be busy because people would be reading positive things.

her mate you linked is such an example, little brain is already thinking pump&dump candidate 

[Health and Fitness]

Actually DrConners your quite wrong, I don't hate women in general, I actually respect them. I only despise the bad prostitutes and their pimps that seek to cause physical harm to punters.

As for my comment about "typical Romanian" slacking off with the service, well it's a fair point because they are infamous for providing such appalling service to clients hence why there is so much negatively towards them. It's not like there's a shortage of negative reviews about them on this site.

I just feel you've wasted your money on this girl and am surprised you have rated it a rather lenient neutral. (My opinion).

You know I seem to recall you advising me on my last review to avoid Romanians yet you went out and saw one yourself, what's all that about?

You don't need to be so dismissive of me DrConners.

[Health and Fitness]

Three reviews - three negatives. Up your game on your choices I reckon - and avoid Romanians 

[Zimbaman]

Thanks for the review. Sounds like a truly mediocre experience 

[DrConners]

Thanks DrC..... i was expecting worse to be honest, from the title comments, and i've certainly read worse.

it is such a shame, these roms are mostly fucking hot, and even with only a little effort, could be top of their game so to speak, and then, given all the shit around them could get away with charging the higher rates and still be busy because people would be reading positive things.

her mate you linked is such an example, little brain is already thinking pump&dump candidate 

Lol, yeah she was fit, young & hot - The positives outweighed the negatives hence a neutral - I was thinking with my little brain too here & as I said I'd been let down by plans A & B.

Joe out of curiosity - you think this was a fair neutral ?

[DrConners]

Thanks for the review. Sounds like a truly mediocre experience 

Your welcome  So by 'mediocre' you think it was a neutral too ?

[DrConners]

that seek to cause physical harm to punters.

This comment is intended to generate sympathy - it doesn't - get yourself some counseling from a professional (not a WG)

I just feel you've wasted your money on this girl and am surprised you have rated it a rather lenient neutral. (My opinion).

As I said  My review - My rating. How did I waste my money ? I got to have sex with a pretty, fit, young girl, it wasn't perfect. Things rarely are but unlike you I try to see the positives in life.

I've had worse experiences - I've had better - Hence the neutral & me taking time out of my schedule to share this experience on UKP, honestly, with relevant details for the benefit of other punters who might be thinking about seeing her 

You know I seem to recall you advising me on my last review to avoid Romanians yet you went out and saw one yourself, what's all that about?

Didn't you read back what you wrote ? My advice to you !! Thankfully I don't need yours    You didn't even bother to read the review by the sounds of it - just skimmed through looking for anything you could criticise ? Plan A & B were either not available or not responding to comms, she was on my HL & did. I did bother to read Madmania's review & he confirmed she was the girl in the pictures & the sex was good before the punt went South.

You don't need to be so dismissive of me DrConners.

Good grief - Derailed another review by attention seeking - You post like a petulant child 

[Health and Fitness]

No words. 

[Zimbaman]

No words. 

For the best 

[Avg_Joe]

Joe out of curiosity - you think this was a fair neutral ?

sorry, missed that question in the rest of the noise of the thread 

Short Answer: Yes a Neutral was fair, and deserved...... would it stop me visiting her, in this case, no i don't think it would, which is a sign that it's judged correctly, because there are certainly some things to be aware of


Long Answer: When i first read the review, i saw nothing to question the rating given, however, i did go back, re-read it and make some notes as i went.
now these are just that, notes, and simply bullet points of observations i found myself thinking whilst reading the review, and i think when you weigh them up at the end you'll end up at Neutral, because negative would have been too harsh for what was at least an enthusiastic punt from the sounds of it, and she did put some effort in, but with a few things not provided a positive is also a little wide of the mark.

notes:

Pre-Meet,
paid over the odds as plan A+B were a bust... overly keen perhaps and maybe led to a little disappointment ?
disheartened by the address, pre-judging a little ?

The Meet,
Initial reaction is positive and interaction seems good
Some effort put in to appearance, always good to see
Good start, with the dance to warm things up (i liked that idea)

No kissing is not great, and is listed in likes, and talked about in profile
Dunno if the "it tickles" comment would have stopped me, i'd perhaps of just been less gentle and seen what she said
No RO is bad, profile babbles on about porn-star experience, the reality sounds more vanilla
Only OW again not what profile says, and from the sounds of it a poor BJ
Limiting penetration at first i kind of expect, so don't mark down for that, but, if that continues when she's had time to settle on it, or know i'm not going to fuck her like a rag doll, then that's a boner killer for me, i like the feeling of being buried balls deep  (it's not like i have that much to bury anyway lol)
Self masturbation during mish is a nice thing to watch, and better than just laying there like a sack of spuds


now, here is where we may differ.... her profile does say...
"Full Services For 1hr Bookings:
*Anal * french kiss* owo* lapdancing* .... and more"

I would probably have booked 1hr, so my question here is, does she restrict for 30min bookings? if so, then she should say so, and it maybe why you didn't get all you expected.

Also, any mention of cumming twice ?.... i tend to find if they know it's likely it takes some of the rush out of the proceedings

[DrConners]

Short Answer: Yes a Neutral was fair, and deserved...... would it stop me visiting her, in this case, no i don't think it would, which is a sign that it's judged correctly, because there are certainly some things to be aware of


Long Answer: When i first read the review, i saw nothing to question the rating given, however, i did go back, re-read it and make some notes as i went.
now these are just that, notes, and simply bullet points of observations i found myself thinking whilst reading the review, and i think when you weigh them up at the end you'll end up at Neutral, because negative would have been too harsh for what was at least an enthusiastic punt from the sounds of it, and she did put some effort in, but with a few things not provided a positive is also a little wide of the mark.

Thanks for the detailed & level headed response - It's interesting reading from another perspective - What your expectations might have been I mean 

It's funny as I noticed her rates were only £20 more for an hour, I didn't go with that because if I'm seeing a Rom for the first time I only ever book for 30 minutes - Their not all bad, I've had some great sex with these Romanian girls - and some terrible experiences too - so damage limitation 

Chances are she might have offered more in an hour booking - but I doubt it. I'm a cum once only fella anyway - always have been. Once the job is done with a WG like this, they want you gone as soon as possible, as I was she had me out the door 5 minutes early so - No I doubt it would have been better.

[Tinyopener90]

Being someone who usually books 15 mins and can't hold for longer than 2 mins in a pussy anyway. Romanians are not too bad with me. Let them know before hand that i don't last long, the red carpet comes out hahaha.

[Veritas]

Being someone who usually books 15 mins and can't hold for longer than 2 mins in a pussy anyway. Romanians are not too bad with me. Let them know before hand that i don't last long, the red carpet comes out hahaha.

Ok, I chuckled at the idea that there was a secret way to get Rom SPs to roll out the red carpet.  I probably shouldn’t have done as it was actually a refreshingly honest post among all the sword waving on here. 

DrC, personally I think it was fair as a neutral.  If plan a and b have fallen through, it’s too easy to rate plan c meets by the high expectations one had for the failed bookings.  If you had taken her profile in isolation you’d probably have had modest expectations and the actual booking sounded no better or worse than you might have expected.

[DrConners]

Acknowledged - Fair comment. 

sword waving

     

[madmania]

Thanks for the review DrC!

Honestly sounds she gave you a very similar experience to the one I had - before the all the shenanigans started anyway

I'm still unsure whether my negative was overly harsh so I'm not surprised that you've opted for a neutral. And anyway man the golden rule of "your review your rating" is key

Unrelated I have to say why didn't you go for anal? I know I'm the last person who should question the preferences of others (), just for me it was by far her best selling point and was the saving grace of my punt!

Oh and you should have whipped off the condom and spunked on her sheets, would have made for incredible bants

[DrConners]

Thanks for the review DrC!

Unrelated I have to say why didn't you go for anal? I know I'm the last person who should question the preferences of others (), just for me it was by far her best selling point and was the saving grace of my punt!

Your more than welcome bud, I used your experience as a template in the fact that we have differing sexual preferences (your one kinky fucker & I'm vanilla punter at worst & a Banana long boat at best  ) , I went in with low expectations & a high libido but remembered what you wrote about her so thought my vanilla preferences would be satisfied.

Anal, yeah well, I've tried it once, my ex-civvie was pretty much up for anything, (I've just deleted/censored this - way too much information on an open forum) - basically I don't think she would have entertained that in a 30 minute booking, you had her for over an hour before it went South didn't you ? (Aylin, not my ex that is)

The size of my equipment in a confined environment (a girls asshole) hasn't been an experience I've enjoyed before - but hey, like you said, peoples preferences differ - I also remembered reading you destroyed her anus, to quote "Bad Santa" - "You ain't gonna shit right for a week!!" (If you haven't seen it - watch it tonight, just choose any company carefully, it's a very offensive but funny movie) so I doubt very much she would have been up for another ass-pounding from me.

Oh and you should have whipped off the condom and spunked on her sheets, would have made for incredible bants

If punting was a video game & you were a character in it, would that be your signature finishing move ? See what I did there ? Finishing move !! Bants! 

[madmania]

Your more than welcome bud, I used your experience as a template in the fact that we have differing sexual preferences (your one kinky fucker & I'm vanilla punter at worst & a Banana long boat at best  ) , I went in with low expectations & a high libido but remembered what you wrote about her so thought my vanilla preferences would be satisfied.

Anal, yeah well, I've tried it once, my ex-civvie was pretty much up for anything, (I've just deleted/censored this - way too much information on an open forum) - basically I don't think she would have entertained that in a 30 minute booking, you had her for over an hour before it went South didn't you ? (Aylin, not my ex that is)

The size of my equipment in a confined environment (a girls asshole) hasn't been an experience I've enjoyed before - but hey, like you said, peoples preferences differ - I also remembered reading you destroyed her anus, to quote "Bad Santa" - "You ain't gonna shit right for a week!!" (If you haven't seen it - watch it tonight, just choose any company carefully, it's a very offensive but funny movie) so I doubt very much she would have been up for another ass-pounding from me.

If punting was a video game & you were a character in it, would that be your signature finishing move ? See what I did there ? Finishing move !! Bants! 

Honesty I think low expectations is the way forward in this game - especially in Southampton these days. Worst case scenario it's a bad punt but you're mentally prepared for that and if it's okay or even good then it's an added bonus pleasant surprise

Also yeah that's fair enough RE: the anal, and yeah it was at the hour mark that things went south for me. If she had a hard butt bashing in every session I don't think she'd be able to do this job for long so I would understand her only offering it in longer sessions. Your ex sounds fun btw

Funny you mention it, I have seen Bad Santa - in the cinema when it first came out actually! I was in the USA with my parents and siblings, gosh I must have been like 10? Anyway, we were looking for a festive film to watch as it was near Christmas so persuaded them to give it a go because it looked funny.  Safe to say my mum was not best pleased with what she was seeing

[DrConners]

Funny you mention it, I have seen Bad Santa - in the cinema when it first came out actually! I was in the USA with my parents and siblings, gosh I must have been like 10? Anyway, we were looking for a festive film to watch as it was near Christmas so persuaded them to give it a go because it looked funny.  Safe to say my mum was not best pleased with what she was seeing

Outstanding   

[Sweettunes]

Bad Santa quality film...