Crimson Velvet

[westboy]

Working in the punting desert of Dorset for a few days and decided to take a chance with Crimson Velvet . Good comms and visited her in a very safe house in Shaftesbury. Spent a very pleasant relaxing two hours with this mature lady . Service good and no rushed ending. Worth a visit if you are into the older escort definitely a GFE experience because I have a sneaking feeling she is looking for a partner so be warned if you are a local!! But a positive if you are in the area as there is little choice at the moment. Can be found on AW quite often but I haven't got the link at present.

[Roth]

Not enough detail for a review, surely? 

[westboy]

Sorry not enough info for you, but the lady concerned hasn't been reviewed before and was keen I didn't go into graphic details on this occasion. Just thought a steer would be appreciated by some, obviously not enough porn content for others.Can't please all of the people.....

[Lz-129]

Sorry not enough info for you, but the lady concerned hasn't been reviewed before and was keen I didn't go into graphic details on this occasion. Just thought a steer would be appreciated by some, obviously not enough porn content for others.Can't please all of the people.....

At the very least include an aw link, or would that be too much info too

[Roth]

Sorry not enough info for you, but the lady concerned hasn't been reviewed before and was keen I didn't go into graphic details on this occasion. Just thought a steer would be appreciated by some, obviously not enough porn content for others.Can't please all of the people.....

Why would you ask a prossie if you can put up a UKP review on her? 

What you mean is that business is slow for her (she has her Available Today green light on at the last look) and your her tout. 

Here's her link anyway

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only


See that wasn't difficult was it? 

[westboy]

You don't know how you wrong you are Roth!!! I live in East Anglia and have to travel to the west Country on business very infrequently. I choose not to post on my exploits in the eastern area, but thought I might assist members in the SW as they are always commenting on the lack of opportunities in Dorset and surrounding areas. Unfortunately I was wrong as you obviously treat any new poster as a tout. Shame you can't recognize a genuine person just because they are not posting all the info you want, it isn't hard to go to the AW site once you have a name.Won't try to help SW members again as you are obviously the self appointed guardian of the posters with your silly emojies. Good Luck!

[Roth]

You don't know how you wrong you are Roth!!! I live in East Anglia and have to travel to the west Country on business very infrequently. I choose not to post on my exploits in the eastern area, but thought I might assist members in the SW as they are always commenting on the lack of opportunities in Dorset and surrounding areas. Unfortunately I was wrong as you obviously treat any new poster as a tout. Shame you can't recognize a genuine person just because they are not posting all the info you want, it isn't hard to go to the AW site once you have a name.Won't try to help SW members again as you are obviously the self appointed guardian of the posters with your silly emojies. Good Luck!

Ta Ta then. 

[madeinwales56]

You don't know how you wrong you are Roth!!! I live in East Anglia and have to travel to the west Country on business very infrequently. I choose not to post on my exploits in the eastern area, but thought I might assist members in the SW as they are always commenting on the lack of opportunities in Dorset and surrounding areas. Unfortunately I was wrong as you obviously treat any new poster as a tout. Shame you can't recognize a genuine person just because they are not posting all the info you want, it isn't hard to go to the AW site once you have a name.Won't try to help SW members again as you are obviously the self appointed guardian of the posters with your silly emojies. Good Luck!

So, you live in East Anglia (and call yourself westboy?) and choose not to post your exploits there but choose to help our south west board comrades. A part of the country where, at your own admission, you travel to infrequently. Well, I choose to come to the conclusion that you are full of squit. I, for one, won't be taking any notice of you in future. Ta ta my old darlin'.

[HawkG]

Trouble is, if you don't tell anybody anything, it's not a review. So it's not useful in this section of the forum.

(I'm not admin, that's a personal view, etc).

[agent orange]

Can I just say I have seen Crimson Velvet, about a year ago in the Marriot in Bristol.

Great punt. I'm not usually  a 2 x cummer, but this woman made sure I did.  We did 2 role plays, in the hour booking. These were both played out really well.

 

[westboy]

Thank you Agent Orange ,at least someone else can post a positive re Crimson Velvet. All I got was lots of abuse and accusations . I know I made a mistake not going into enough detail, but I didn't deserve the response I got.

To make the facts absolutely clear to the likes of Made in Wales my nickname has nothing to do with the south west I have lived most of my life in Western Australia breeding racehorses hence Westboy!!

I now reside in more racehorse country near Newmarket. The reason I don't post on the Eastern forum is that I am lucky enough to be able to afford to visit ladies at the higher end of the market ie £200 + an hour and most of the posters do not operate at that level and would not find my exploits helpful .

I hope that clarifies my position and would be grateful if the ridiculous accusations could cease and we can all get on with our punting in our own way.

[agent orange]

You're welcome. I don't know why some people took that tone with you.

If Crimson Velvet comes back to Bristol, I might be tempted. Posh totty...but dirty with it.

[JV547845]

Has anyone who's not a forum noob or a fluffy or even just someone who's posted more than  handful of posts or reviewed anyone else at all, actually seen this WG?

[madeinwales56]

Thank you Agent Orange ,at least someone else can post a positive re Crimson Velvet. All I got was lots of abuse and accusations . I know I made a mistake not going into enough detail, but I didn't deserve the response I got.

To make the facts absolutely clear to the likes of Made in Wales my nickname has nothing to do with the south west I have lived most of my life in Western Australia breeding racehorses hence Westboy!!

I now reside in more racehorse country near Newmarket. The reason I don't post on the Eastern forum is that I am lucky enough to be able to afford to visit ladies at the higher end of the market ie £200 + an hour and most of the posters do not operate at that level and would not find my exploits helpful .

I hope that clarifies my position and would be grateful if the ridiculous accusations could cease and we can all get on with our punting in our own way.

Having read your pompous response it would seem my previous post was spot on.
So, hot shot, with just a single post, you have managed to alienate the majority of the members on this board. Well done you.

[Roth]

Having read your pompous response it would seem my previous post was spot on.
So, hot shot, with just a single post, you have managed to alienate the majority of the members on this board. Well done you.

+1.   He's a wankerboy more like! 

[madeinwales56]

So, where is the Dorset playboy, aka Westboy? He's logged on this evening but chosen not to contribute further to his own thread. He must have read it. According to the psychologists it's human nature to return to the scene of your crime so his absence is conspicuous.
Maybe he was lost on Zig Zag Hill or lingered a little too long in The Museum or The King John (they will definitely be his favourite kind of haunts) or stopped to buy a loaf of Hovis on Gold Hill in Shaftesbury after his punt.
It werrre all brrrown and crrrusty and you could smell it all over ourrr 'ouse.

[PeachyAssFan]

You don't know how you wrong you are Roth!!! I live in East Anglia and have to travel to the west Country on business very infrequently. I choose not to post on my exploits in the eastern area, but thought I might assist members in the SW as they are always commenting on the lack of opportunities in Dorset and surrounding areas. Unfortunately I was wrong as you obviously treat any new poster as a tout. Shame you can't recognize a genuine person just because they are not posting all the info you want, it isn't hard to go to the AW site once you have a name.Won't try to help SW members again as you are obviously the self appointed guardian of the posters with your silly emojies. Good Luck!

Minus 1. I thought my first review was given a fair audience by the more senior UKP Members. And will take the comments made into account the next time I write one.
My observations are: I didn't learn anything meaningful from the review; you paid for a service so there was no need to say anything to her about reviews on UK; all you need to do is provide
honest but detailed feedback here.
If you just want to just register acknowledgement of a mutual nice time stick it on AW feedback.

[Roth]

Minus 1. I thought my first review was given a fair audience by the more senior UKP Members. And will take the comments made into account the next time I write one.
My observations are: I didn't learn anything meaningful from the review; you paid for a service so there was no need to say anything to her about reviews on UK; all you need to do is provide
honest but detailed feedback here.
If you just want to just register acknowledgement of a mutual nice time stick it on AW feedback.

Spot on. 

[madeinwales56]

I have received the following private message from my friend Westboy this morning.

Mr Made in Wales you don't know who you are abusing on this site. I tried to subtely warn you off but unfortunately for you the hint was not taken.These sites do not offer the anonymity you obviously believe they do. So shall I spell it out very clearly, leave well alone otherwise you may get an unwelcome surprise in the next week or so. You may wish to let your fellow poster Roth know of the situation too it may save you both alot of embarrassment.Do not comment publicly again on my activities on this site for obvious reasons and yes we do have other nicknames. Otherwise continue to enjoy your hobby but be careful about crossing the line!

An unwelcome surprise in the next week or so? I hope he's not going to tell me Santa Claus isn't real. That would be very disappointing. A little like Westboy's reviews.
Oh, and Roth, you have been warned too.

[agent orange]

Fuck me! That escalated quickly!

[vw]

I have received the following private message from my friend Westboy this morning.

Mr Made in Wales you don't know who you are abusing on this site. I tried to subtely warn you off but unfortunately for you the hint was not taken.These sites do not offer the anonymity you obviously believe they do. So shall I spell it out very clearly, leave well alone otherwise you may get an unwelcome surprise in the next week or so. You may wish to let your fellow poster Roth know of the situation too it may save you both alot of embarrassment.Do not comment publicly again on my activities on this site for obvious reasons and yes we do have other nicknames. Otherwise continue to enjoy your hobby but be careful about crossing the line!

An unwelcome surprise in the next week or so? I hope he's not going to tell me Santa Claus isn't real. That would be very disappointing. A little like Westboy's reviews.
Oh, and Roth, you have been warned too.

What a prick

[JV547845]

I have received the following private message from my friend Westboy this morning.

Mr Made in Wales you don't know who you are abusing on this site. I tried to subtely warn you off but unfortunately for you the hint was not taken.These sites do not offer the anonymity you obviously believe they do. So shall I spell it out very clearly, leave well alone otherwise you may get an unwelcome surprise in the next week or so. You may wish to let your fellow poster Roth know of the situation too it may save you both alot of embarrassment.Do not comment publicly again on my activities on this site for obvious reasons and yes we do have other nicknames. Otherwise continue to enjoy your hobby but be careful about crossing the line!

Fucking hell.  Why would they even bother to do shit like this?  If I received a message like that, Crimson Velvet would get a lot bookings from people who won't show up.

[Roth]

I have received the following private message from my friend Westboy this morning.

Mr Made in Wales you don't know who you are abusing on this site. I tried to subtely warn you off but unfortunately for you the hint was not taken.These sites do not offer the anonymity you obviously believe they do. So shall I spell it out very clearly, leave well alone otherwise you may get an unwelcome surprise in the next week or so. You may wish to let your fellow poster Roth know of the situation too it may save you both alot of embarrassment.Do not comment publicly again on my activities on this site for obvious reasons and yes we do have other nicknames. Otherwise continue to enjoy your hobby but be careful about crossing the line!

An unwelcome surprise in the next week or so? I hope he's not going to tell me Santa Claus isn't real. That would be very disappointing. A little like Westboy's reviews.
Oh, and Roth, you have been warned too.

line!


Scuse me while I have a quick wank!    Oh never mind WestCunt has been banned now. 

Wot a Tosser. 

[Lz-129]

line!


Scuse me while I have a quick wank!    Oh never mind WestCunt has been banned now. 

Wot a Tosser. 

An arsehole! Hope you enjoyed your wank

[PeachyAssFan]

I feel much safer now, or am I? :-)  He was a twat.

[madeinwales56]

I feel much safer now, or am I? :-)  He was a twat.

He, or she, was indeed a twat.
You know the best thing about all this is that Westboy aka (probably) Crimson Velvet is absolutely furious that they have been banned from UKP. Whoever it was who sent that private message - Westboy or Crimson Velvet - obviously laboured under the illusion they could use intimidation to silence other contributors to this thread. Well, it fucking well didn't and never will.
You can guarantee he/she will be reading this as a guest and not being able to reply will wind them up even more.

[Roth]

He, or she, was indeed a twat.
You know the best thing about all this is that Westboy aka (probably) Crimson Velvet is absolutely furious that they have been banned from UKP. Whoever it was who sent that private message - Westboy or Crimson Velvet - obviously laboured under the illusion they could use intimidation to silence other contributors to this thread. Well, it fucking well didn't and never will.
You can guarantee he/she will be reading this as a guest and not being able to reply will wind them up even more.

Whichever one Wankboy or Crimson Cock-Sucker - there a total cunt. 

[PaintBrush]

Whichever one Wankboy or Crimson Cock-Sucker - there a total cunt. 

+ 1 and a right fucking big one.

[GBush]

+ 1 and a right fucking big one.
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Personally I was quivering in the presence of his manliness

[madeinwales56]

Just to let you know that nothing bad has happened to me as Westboy/Crimson Velvet promised. Well, apart from Norwich City dropping into the relegation zone (but that's only to be expected), my lotto numbers didn't come up on Saturday (but that's not unusual) and my Amazon delivery hasn't arrived yet (although they did say it would be today or tomorrow).
Come on Westboy. Prove to me you are a man (or woman) of your word or I may come to the conclusion that you actually don't exist. Just like Santa Claus?

[Roth]

Just to let you know that nothing bad has happened to me as Westboy/Crimson Velvet promised. Well, apart from Norwich City dropping into the relegation zone (but that's only to be expected), my lotto numbers didn't come up on Saturday (but that's not unusual) and my Amazon delivery hasn't arrived yet (although they did say it would be today or tomorrow).
Come on Westboy. Prove to me you are a man (or woman) of your word or I may come to the conclusion that you actually don't exist. Just like Santa Claus?

 

[madeinwales56]

Well, over a week has passed since Westboy/ Crimson Velvet threatened something bad would happen to me within a week or so. I did  have a brake light blow on the motor but I don't think that was sabotage. Norwich City beat Manchester United yesterday but I don't think Westboy is on Van Gaal's coaching team. So I now know that our very touchy friend is full of old squit.
So, if you're reading this, Westboy or Miss Velvet or her pimp, I hope you have a very Merry Christmas, you cunt.

[GBush]

£160 an hour for a 50 year old with limited services.

No AW feedback for two weeks

Dusty phone.

[madeinwales56]

£160 an hour for a 50 year old with limited services.

No AW feedback for two weeks

Dusty phone.

Well spotted GBush. No reviews since Westboy's original post. And, interestingly, not a review for her from Westboy, the Newmarket stallion.