Age Concerns?

[Laid_back_bloke]

As some of us go into later middle age, myself included. There are risks, especially as we may over excerpt ourselves.
Just curious if anyone has ever had anything happen. I.e. Heart Attack, or other incapacitating problem whist in to WG's company. How do you explain that one away... ?  👀👍

[tesla]

I never give it a second thought, but it would be a great way to go out, deep inside a tasty WG

[sigmund]

Middle aged doesn't necessarily mean anything I'm the fittest than I've ever been.

[Home Alone]

Middle aged doesn't necessarily mean anything I'm the fittest than I've ever been.

Same here; I'm in my 70s and can never remember feeling as healthy as I do at present.  I've lost over 1 1/2 stone since the beginning of May: drinking much less alcohol; eating more sensibly.

Not that Body Mass Index is the Be-all and End-all; but I'm now at the lower end of "Overweight" on that measurement, compared with being on the borderline between "Overweight" & "Obese" when I began my weight reduction plan.

I'm motivated to keep to my new low weight because I'm now more, erm, "active" in the bedroom, too!   Wish I'd had the spur to do this years ago.

[latecomer]

I never give it a second thought, but it would be a great way to go out, deep inside a tasty WG

+1

[Horizontal pleasures]

I never give it a second thought, but it would be a great way to go out, deep inside a tasty WG

+2

[Gordon Bennett]

To be honest, if you're so unhealthy that doing yourself a mischief on a punt is a major concern maybe that should be a wake up call or motivation to get yourself in shape? Being middle-aged does not equate to being fat, unfit or unhealthy and nor should being middle-aged be an excuse either. People get fat and unfit through laziness, lack of exercise and an unhealthy diet and not by getting old.
Sorry if this sounds preachy or hectoring.... I just can't help getting evangelical about looking after the one body you've got and living life to the full and I'd hope this and above posts gives you a little shove towards taking action to prevent sliding into premature and unnecessary decrepitude.

[Laid_back_bloke]

Im actually in good shape, eat healthy, etc.
Guy at work. 56, a serious walker, also well into his keep fit. Had a heart attack out the blue. He's ok now, was a long standing issue. Just made me think...

[Thecunninglinguist]

I'm around 70. Over the last 3 years I have lost 3 1/2 stones, go to the gym every day and am far fitter than I was 20 years ago. I don't punt often and prefer comfort to speed these days but when I do I usually manage 2 punts or one and a decent massage with the trimmings in the day.
The idea is to grow old as disgracefully as you can. I hope I am still doing it when I have to look for a lifting on and off service provider. If the Grim Reaper calls whilst I am punting it won't be my worry and I hope it takes the undertaker hours to wipe the smile off my face. 

[Plan R]

The idea is to grow old as disgracefully as you can. I hope I am still doing it when I have to look for a lifting on and off service provider. If the Grim Reaper calls whilst I am punting it won't be my worry and I hope it takes the undertaker hours to wipe the smile off my face. 

Brilliant !
Not to mention a couple more hours to get the lid down eh ?! 

[Kamaka]

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[Marmalade]

I can see how a person with a heart condition should maybe check with a doctor on his ED mess use, but surely it's easy enough to switch tactics S bit and let the prossie do most of the work instead of trying to be like a porn star. Just saying.

[davison]

It seems like the one phrase every working girl knows, no matter what their language skills, and they always say it right after I come.  "Are you alright?"

[Deepstroker]

If you can get an erection, you can use it,,simples..

[Horizontal pleasures]

It seems like the one phrase every working girl knows, no matter what their language skills, and they always say it right after I come.  "Are you alright?"

"Are you arright innit?"

[Marmalade]

"Are you arright innit?"

That's the posh version with birds you go to.

The one I hear is a single word, "yarright?"

To which my answer is, "as we've got five minutes left you can give me a back rub."
(Or whatever. If a bartender has finished serving beer get her to polish the glasses. I'm paying = you're working. Simples.).

[threechilliman]

I'm around 70. Over the last 3 years I have lost 3 1/2 stones, go to the gym every day and am far fitter than I was 20 years ago. I don't punt often and prefer comfort to speed these days but when I do I usually manage 2 punts or one and a decent massage with the trimmings in the day.
The idea is to grow old as disgracefully as you can. I hope I am still doing it when I have to look for a lifting on and off service provider. If the Grim Reaper calls whilst I am punting it won't be my worry and I hope it takes the undertaker hours to wipe the smile off my face. 

Great post. I'm not as old as you, but lost a similar amount of weight a few years ago. Feel 10 years younger and certainly gives you a bit of feel good factor. Easier to buy clothes that fit properly as well

Grow old disgracefully, love it. A new life goal for me!!

tcm

[daviemac]

I can see how a person with a heart condition should maybe check with a doctor on his ED mess use, but surely it's easy enough to switch tactics S bit and let the prossie do most of the work instead of trying to be like a porn star. Just saying.

Very wise advice, it's worth getting checked anyway in case you have a heart condition you don't know about. Better safe than sorry. 

[5th Musketeer]

If you can get an erection, you can use it,,simples..

So true.  But worrying about "middle age" seems over the top.  What IS "middle age"?  Once over 70 you can begin to think about middle age and then it's the libido that declines first followed by the need for help from the little blue pill, but Deepstroker has it right - even if you need help to get there.

[GreyDave]

  seem to remember posts of a guy who died at a parlour in MK he had taken knock of Viagra , I do recall the Madame posting about family members wanting to talk to girl he was with ...Not sure if was bollocks or not ....I have pulled some well strange faces and collapsed post pop...in fact I go Stiff 

[Students Notebook]

It seems like the one phrase every working girl knows, no matter what their language skills, and they always say it right after I come.  "Are you alright?"

I've just got back from seeing an English girl in Norwich who, every few minutes, kept barking at me "you allright". (Essex girl)

But last summer I was with a little Romanian in Norwich. She was impressed by my new found stamina and when I told her that I had taken viagra she said I shouldn't because I might have a heart attack.

I replied that "Without it this might not be possible and that anyway I'd be happy to die in her arms" and she  said " what films have you been watching ? " 

Anyway, I'm still here and I'd rather die (as long as I do actually die) in the arms of some beautiful young woman than live to be old and miserable.

This is a cheerful thread.  HAPPY CHRISTMAS.

S.N.

[prince2]

Thai girl Kimmie told me once that if you can fuck you are not old. If you can't fuck then you are old.
Isla Brooks an English girl told me that you are as old as the girl you are feeling. My real age is 66. My other ages vary from 19 to 61 years.                           

[Jonestown]

Anyway, I'm still here and I'd rather die (as long as I do actually die) in the arms of some beautiful young woman than live to be old and miserable.

Have a care, the poor girl will have to explain it to the ambulance crew, whom I understand are always very considerate to all in these circumstances by putting the clothes back on the corpse before whisking it away.

Happy Crimbo to you too.

[Students Notebook]

Have a care, the poor girl will have to explain it to the ambulance crew, whom I understand are always very considerate to all in these circumstances by putting the clothes back on the corpse before whisking it away.

Happy Crimbo to you too.

 

[Plan R]

Anyway, I'm still here and I'd rather die (as long as I do actually die) in the arms of some beautiful young woman than live to be old and miserable.

This is a cheerful thread.  HAPPY CHRISTMAS.

S.N.

God bless us, everyone !
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[Marmalade]

  Anyway, I'm still here and I'd rather die (as long as I do actually die) in the arms of some beautiful young woman than live to be old and miserable.

I seem to remember Pete Townsend spouted the same bollox in a song. Soon changed his mind when he got old enough to be a miserable old cunt   

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[Students Notebook]

I seem to remember Pete Townsend spouted the same bollox in a song. Soon changed his mind when he got old enough to be a miserable old cunt   

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Well you see Marm,"  I am a miserable old cunt " so I know what I'm talking about. lol

S.N.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I'm 75 and still up for it, always happy to find a new open goal.

Waist Disposal by Dr John Briffa, from External Link/Members Only is the best advice I can give. Down from 40" to 35", never bothered weighing myself. Still losing a little very slowly now.