What’s the strangest thing an escort has offered you during a punt?

[HailWood]

Further to the ‘strangest question’ thread and a reply where the chap was offered roti, what have you been offered (non sexual) by the SP before, during or after the punt.

I think most offer water or a soft drink of some kind, but here goes ..

Gin and tonic (and it was Hendricks my favourite) between rounds
M&S snacks ( a pre-shag buffet)
Limoncello before we got started by a hot Latvian ‘student’
Ferrero Rocher after a particularly sexy duo
Home made frittata post shag (bless her as I’d missed my lunch)

Clearly they think the way to my wallet is through my stomach.

[catweazle]

I was once  offered a Chelsea 3rd strip  football shirt. Apparently  a previous punter has given her  a bag of 20 or so.

[hendrix]

I'm nearly always hosting outcalls, so nothing really.

[jimbobted]

Was once offered a bottle of peroni, one of the big 660ml ones. Would have accepted if it was cold, but it was sat there on the bedside table with full sun on it. I passed.

[KBW1999]

Years ago now, probably the 1980's I was given a Honda team shirt, signed by Joey Dunlop, I've still got it in the loft 

[Punterperson1971]

Nothing strange all I had was a bottle of wine from my regular as she doesn’t drink she had it from a client so gave it to me.

[mikecee]

Not sure whether you class this as strange but a birthday cake.

[HailWood]

Years ago now, probably the 1980's I was given a Honda team shirt, signed by Joey Dunlop, I've still got it in the loft 

Now that is a cool unexpected gift. You don’t suppose Dunlop was a client of hers do you?

[Dave82]

Fried chicken!

[KBW1999]

I did ask at the time, all she did was smile and say nothing, I know what I think  but you'll have to make your own mind up

[standardpostage]

A Brazilian service provider, who was going back to Brazil, asked me if I wanted anything bringing back from Brazil, when she returned.

I couldn't think of anything at the time, but thanked her anyway.

She came back, I saw her once more, then she disappeared ?

She was extremely fit 

[Bopcrown]

She gave me a lift back to my Hotel, as it was raining. I was going to call a taxi, but she insisted, and it was in the middle of nowhere.

[Punterperson1971]

Just thought I had a car meet with a wg in her car (few years back) and after we had the meet she gave me a lift back

[PaulRuff]

Dropped my car off at the dealership for a service, WG picked me up from there & we went to her house for a two hour session and afterwards she dropped me back at the dealership.  Great service in more ways than one. 

[alabama1]

Years ago now, probably the 1980's I was given a Honda team shirt, signed by Joey Dunlop, I've still got it in the loft 

That's a great story. I was privileged to see Joey ride the IOM in 1981 

[mr.bluesky]

Years ago now, probably the 1980's I was given a Honda team shirt, signed by Joey Dunlop, I've still got it in the loft 

In the loft !!!!!!. You should get it framed  the man was an absolute legend.

[alabama1]

In the loft !!!!!!. You should get it framed  the man was an absolute legend.

I will 2nd that 

[Clarence Boddicker]

Khloesexygirl once gave me a box of Eastern European chocolates, which were absolutely delicious.

[Poopster]

Bacon.  Not a bacon buttie, just bacon.  Pre-cooked bacon from the fridge. 

This stuff:

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[KBW1999]

I will 2nd that 

You're both right, I saw Joey ride the IOM a few times, I was worried about explaining the shirt to the OH, I think enough time has passed to say I bought it. You've spurred me on to get it this weekend and get a frame. Thanks 

[Andywb]

I have had a couple of haircuts from one of my regular SPs; it's what she did before she came to the UK

[Punterperson1971]

I have had a couple of haircuts from one of my regular SPs; it's what she did before she came to the UK

Cut and blow was it 😂😂

[Dipper]

That's a great story. I was privileged to see Joey ride the IOM in 1981 

That is a great story.

A can of fosters from the wonderful Jodie, and a lift back to town from a different WG is as exotic as I can manage. 

[itk]

Go out for a curry after the punt. Best one was being offered £25 of five pound notes if I gave her a £20 or two £10 notes, reason being she thought £5 were cheap.  She didn’t like them so wanted rid.

[Punterperson1971]

I’ve had my regular offer to give me a lift to work or even home

[MissWolf]

Dropped my car off at the dealership for a service, WG picked me up from there & we went to her house for a two hour session and afterwards she dropped me back at the dealership.  Great service in more ways than one. 

Done similar in relation to lifts, had a Scottish guy visiting a town 15miles from me for the rugby, he could get to me by train on the Sunday but not back, so we agreed I would take him back in exchange for him wearing his kilt to the booking 

[Dogfather]

Fried chicken!

That would be bloomin lovely!

Never got offered anything tangible.
Did get offered a trip to the pub one time.
Another time I got given a real name. Never asked for it. I put it down to Long Game as she disappeared a few weeks later.

[Atrueyorkie]

A magnum 

[Billy no mates]

Some pastries with a cuppa.

This was an outcall to a hotel I was in, the girl came well prepared.

[contentguy]

A magnum 

Of…Champagne, 38 special, chocolate lolly?   

[Dave82]

That would be bloomin lovely!

Never got offered anything tangible.
Did get offered a trip to the pub one time.
Another time I got given a real name. Never asked for it. I put it down to Long Game as she disappeared a few weeks later.

It was my 2nd punt so a bit nervous etc. She ordered me a KFC takeaway. I didn't want it she insisted on it. The meet went over by about half an hour.

[B4bcock]

Done similar in relation to lifts, had a Scottish guy visiting a town 15miles from me for the rugby, he could get to me by train on the Sunday but not back, so we agreed I would take him back in exchange for him wearing his kilt to the booking 

Wolf smiled at the Scotsman, her hand up his kilt
They soon got entangled, shagging full tilt
With fervent Welsh passion
She took him doggy fashion
Then tossed his caber ‘til it spilt.


Sorry, Wolfie, but I got this picture in my mind . . . . . . . . 

[ragged]

I once had a reg ask my birthday, so I just made up a date and forgot about it.

Over a year later I see her at my hotel, and she turns up with cake and prosecco because 'it's my birthday'.  It was only a Tesco cake and some cheap bubbly but I was touched.  Good service.

The year after that she bought me a Hermes scarf.  Now apparently in France these are the traditional gift of a man to his mistress - expensive enough to be a treat, but cheap enough to explain away if asked.  I didn't know what to make of it - I have no need for a silk scarf.  I suspect she must have bought it for herself and changed her mind about it.

[cunningman]

Home-made Eton mess and a bottle of bubbly, opened by chopping the end off with a knife - I believe its called 'sabrage'.
Our birthdays were quite close together, and she knew she was my birthday treat.

[Charliehutton]

She didn't offer it to me, but one of the more surprising things I've seen was on a visit to a bog standard Rom, and on the mantelpiece was a framed photograph of Lloyd George, on horseback. She didn't know who he was, but she liked the horse.

[superchamp]

A kitten.

A regular showed me a photo of her cat with its new kittens - and did I want one?

I said, no thanks, I already have a cat and he would be pretty pissed off if I brought another one into the house.

[Fuzzyduck]

I have such dull experiences compared to you guys. Nothing out of the ordinary: alcohol (the Aussie who used to greet me with a snog and "you want a beer, right?"), private phone numbers. Financial advice once.

[Dipper]

She didn't offer it to me, but one of the more surprising things I've seen was on a visit to a bog standard Rom, and on the mantelpiece was a framed photograph of Lloyd George, on horseback. She didn't know who he was, but she liked the horse.

 

[bristolnick]

Ferrero Rocher by a Latvarian WG. She kept forcing them down my mouth. I wouldn't normally mind chocolate but i didn't like them or the thought of attending the Ambassadors party.

[bristolnick]

I also walked off with a condom attached to my trainer once. Not sure if that counts!

[Fuzzyduck]

I also walked off with a condom attached to my trainer once. Not sure if that counts!

Only if it's not the one you used.

[bristolnick]

Only if it's not the one you used.

Haha , i hope so!

[Micky Boy]

A Russian regular, a few years ago, brought me back a bottle of vodka when she went home for a few weeks. Same one would dish up a bowl of stew afterwards, if she had one on the go.

[WARSZAWA16]

I was once  offered a Chelsea 3rd strip  football shirt. Apparently  a previous punter has given her  a bag of 20 or so.

Was it David Mellor by any chance?...

[Dipper]

Was it David Mellor by any chance?...

 

Takes me back.

[mr.bluesky]

I was once given a bottle of wine by a certain Chinese massage provider.

[Al R]

A packet of Mcvitie’s Blissfuls. They are too 

[Mango_007]

one wg insisted I have some Amerreto after.
another shared half a bottle of top end tequila.
and once green tea.

theses are all after the session and we both had spare time.

[val33]

Many years ago one girl offered me a bottle of her piss for purchase, she'd been collecting it in bottles to sell to punters. Not my thing at all, I politely declined... 

[mr.bluesky]

Many years ago one girl offered me a bottle of her piss for purchase, she'd been collecting it in bottles to sell to punters. Not my thing at all, I politely declined... 

Selling bottles of urine. That's taking the piss