I am actually going to the UAE
Poor you. You have my sympathy.
Being sent to a country where you can't even look at big boobs through a 'discrete' pair of sunglasses ... because the women are covered up from head to toe in black tents ... with just a couple of piercing eyes peering through.
Jeez ... sometimes it makes me wonder whether if one is fortunate enough to be in a high-powered job that pays, say, £20 to £25 per hour, rather than on the 'average' wage it is truly a happy situation to be in. I guess at those rates the company owns you and you go to whatever god-forsaken hole they choose to send you. Ok the money might be tempting but ... spending 9 months to 1 year living out of a suitcase in UAE ... I think for me that'd really test my sanity.