Fab Swingers: my conclusion

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Hi guys,

After 2 weeks on Fab I thought I'd share my experiences.

I've had 7 meets. Of those 3 have resulted in extra curricular activity.

There is a code I've worked out.
Here goes:

Average body type=fat
Fabulous body type=fatter than average
Ample body type=slightly fatter than fabulous
Large body type=morbidly obese
Slim body type=Not a fucking chance.

You're welcome 

[tomwest87]

I think of the rarity that you do see a fit/slim bird then she's on there mostly for an ego boost

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Exactly.

I forgot one.

Curvy=fatter still

[AVFC1982]

Well done for even getting a message. More than i managed.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

The first few days was like pulling teeth. I joined as a site supporter ave got verified. It was then quite simple.

I think it helps that I'm a bloody handsome chap 

[tq85]

I was on and off Fabswingers for 2-3 years a number of years back. In that time I met about 6 ladies, 2 were absolute belters. I met with each of these 2 about half a dozen times each.

The first had a cracking body, awesome tits and loved the cock. Some great memories

The second was about 15 years older than me, and a total cougar milf type and an utter nympho, we had some incredible times and memories I won't forget. Slim, blonde, facially attractive and unihibited. Totally awesome. To date by far the best sex I have ever had.

That said this had to stop as we were getting far too attached beyond the sex.

After that it never lived up to what I found there with the blonde milf and I lost interest quite quickly, purely down to the ammount of guys to girls on there. It is at times a desperate, fruitless waste of time. I have not been back on that site for at least 6 years, is it still a website from the 90s?

[Crackpot11]

It seems a total waste of time - I never had a meet from it and the majority of single women on it were munters who seemed to be beating them off with a stick and v arrogant. A few turn up on AW but I doubt they get many takers when people have to pay for it with them.
Seems like you have to do a lot of socialising to get the carrot at the end. My choice is horny housewives on AW who do it on the side. You pay but then you get straight to the action.

[Hotspur]

Cornish I think you did very well. My experience same as Crackpot. Waste of time and energy. Wouldn't have minded staying a bit longer but if I thought there was a chance of meeting someone half sexy. Alas.

[bfl]

I’ve met a few on there but same as that, absolute rotters some of them and a couple of half tidy.
I have to be careful mind so no pictures up incase someone tells my Mrs 

[Belgarion]

I've had some success on FS but some of the women there need to understand that it's not a date  and some of the photos would put the bait and switchers on AW to shame

[tomnash1971]

Cornish I think you did very well. My experience same as Crackpot. Waste of time and energy. Wouldn't have minded staying a bit longer but if I thought there was a chance of meeting someone half sexy. Alas.
Totally agree !

Seems to be more attached ladies looking for the extra cash or extra sex on AW lately ?

[Mr_Pink]

I work on effort in for reward out. Fab is a lot of effort / risk for minimum out.

We got to be social first fuck that your here for one thing I'm here for one thing let's do the dance with no pants.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

The social thing is really annoying. We are all there for the same reasons except those who say "Not looking to meet". Why be on there then???

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Update: another meet tonight that involves a c.120 mile round trip. It's a social in a pub near her house with the promise of more if we click.

This one is well verified, not my usual type (dyed blonde, fake tan, heavy make up but with a stunning figure.)
Essex girl. Yes she's from Essex.  I even asked her if she had white fuck me boots. She confirmed she has. I asked her to wear them to the social.
In for a penny in for a pound.

[Crackpot11]

Does becoming a site supporter make a difference? I can understand why you need to be verified but being a supporter costs...

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Does becoming a site supporter make a difference? I can understand why you need to be verified but being a supporter costs...

When I was on previously I was not a site supporter. Very few replies to messages and only a couple if meets.

This time I thought "if I'm going to be doing this rather than punting I might as well do it properly.)

As the ratio is about 5000:1 males to females I thought it wise to  stand out from the desperados. Obviously I'm a desperado who is now £20 lighter.

[Crackpot11]

Thanks - it seems it is a numbers game - a lot of talk of face pics and chatting before meets,which is understandable but risky, are chats on phone or through messenger/ what’s app?

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Thanks - it seems it is a numbers game - a lot of talk of face pics and chatting before meets,which is understandable but risky, are chats on phone or through messenger/ what’s app?

I chat on the site first then Kik. When I'm sure it's not someone I know in the 'real world' I'll use WhatsApp.

I try to eliminate as much risk as possible.

[Hardpunt2]

How did it go with the bimbo from Essex. I went on FS before but had no luck, might have to get verified.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

How did it go with the bimbo from Essex. I went on FS before but had no luck, might have to get verified.

I picked her up and I giggled to myself that she was the stereotypical Essex girl.

Had a quick drink. She was chatting about something (I wasn't interested as I was waiting for the green light.) then she said "back to mine and fuck"?

Oh go on then...

Got home at 4. I've had two hours sleep and off to work soon.

Will I see her again? Yes as long as she doesn't say much, especially how one of her sons lives with a chap who was in TOWIE 

I'm seriously now considering not punting. Not been on AW for about 10 days. No need. I'm sure my Fab luck will dry up soon.

I woke up to another good verification which in theory should mean more success.

[Crackpot11]

I take it your trip wasn’t all the way to Essex, a long way to go to score!

[houseboot]

I take it your trip wasn’t all the way to Essex, a long way to go to score!

His post (Reply 13) said 120 mile round trip.

[Crackpot11]

A fair distance but cheaper than an escort.

[ukpsw]

ffs, I've tried for about 2 months, nothing. Just a couple of chats (most of them ended up suddenly), and that was all. I've tried different approaches, nothing. How come you're so lucky .
I was invited on a "party", but I'm not sure how discreet is it, as I don't want to share these kind of things with my "family" .

[Cornish_Wanderer]

ffs, I've tried for about 2 months, nothing. Just a couple of chats (most of them ended up suddenly), and that was all. I've tried different approaches, nothing. How come you're so lucky .
I was invited on a "party", but I'm not sure how discreet is it, as I don't want to share these kind of things with my "family" .

I became a site supporter which apparently makes men look more genuine. I messaged without knowing someone I used to know who wanted to meet and then verified me. It snowballed from there. Face pictures and other pics are vital too. I've tried without and literally no one will reply to messages.

I'm under no illusion my luck will run out very soon.

[realpunter]

I joined as a site supporter ave got verified. It was then quite simple.

Whats the verification process?

[Mr_Pink]

Still sounds to much effort for me.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Whats the verification process?

Exactly the same as AW for one to be photo verified.  Then there's is the verification to prove you're genuine which is either webcam or a meet.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Still sounds to much effort for me.

I agree with you.

It's not dissimilar to punting in that everyone has different tastes and a well reviewed lady might not do it for you.

However the difference is if it's a bit shite I'm not out of pocket and left feeling like I've been robbed.

[muffdazzler]

I was on Fab a while back for over a year. Met a large amount of women, some went further (my choice) and a number of couples. Most single women need a dictionary as mentioned earlier re average and slim. It’s like all dating sites though, you need to stand above the rest in your effort and wordings to be rewarded. Cock pics unless requested normally result in delete, as do cut and paste massages, “hi let’s fuck”messages and not reading the profile. Like all sites it’s a numbers game and persistence along with sniffing out a time waster in a second.

Best way of success is go to a swingers club on Friday, meet a coupl, get their Fab id (most are on there) and get a verification. That goes a long way to meeting.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

I was on Fab a while back for over a year. Met a large amount of women, some went further (my choice) and a number of couples. Most single women need a dictionary as mentioned earlier re average and slim. It’s like all dating sites though, you need to stand above the rest in your effort and wordings to be rewarded. Cock pics unless requested normally result in delete, as do cut and paste massages, “hi let’s fuck”messages and not reading the profile. Like all sites it’s a numbers game and persistence along with sniffing out a time waster in a second.

Best way of success is go to a swingers club on Friday, meet a coupl, get their Fab id (most are on there) and get a verification. That goes a long way to meeting.

Exactly this!

[Not_today]

I do often wonder why people spend so much on whores when there's this kinda site about. Tinder, Pof, fs, okc, with an account on all and working them i'vr not had to spend that much on whores for sometime!

[Not_today]

Exactly this!

Yup. Bang out one well writtenessage and modify lightly to suit thr girl. Happy days.

[Mr_Pink]

I do often wonder why people spend so much on whores when there's this kinda site about. Tinder, Pof, fs, okc, with an account on all and working them i'vr not had to spend that much on whores for sometime!

Risk risk risk, POF, Tinder if you have a partner. Someone sees your photo... and you can guess the rest or the girl gets clingy and looks you up on facebook or sees you in town...

Whores they know its business you know its business.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

One thing on Fab which really annoys me; email a lady, they read it and don't reply.  I'd prefer  a "not in a million years" than nothing.
The ladies who read and don't reply usually write on their profiles  "if I don't reply it means I'm not interested. Don't message again".
Usually I respect this 'rule' however I've been chasing this lady for a couple of weeks now. Sent three previous, all read and no replies. This morning I sent her a final one. Well fuck me she replied. Off to meet her at 7!

She told me it's a test as she likes to be chased. Well most men aren't psychic!!!

[houseboot]

She told me it's a test as she likes to be chased. Well most men aren't psychic!!!

Alternatively, none of those on her "A" list wanted to play tonight  so she picked you from her "B" list. 

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Alternatively, none of those on her "A" list wanted to play tonight  so she picked you from her "B" list. 

You had to go and spoil it didn't you! You just couldn't let me bask in the glory could you!

Well I don't care because I had a great time. Planned tomorrow night too.

[houseboot]

You had to go and spoil it didn't you! You just couldn't let me bask in the glory could you!

Well I don't care because I had a great time. Planned tomorrow night too.

Well done 

 

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Sorry to resurrect a dead thread but I just wanted to boast sorry inform you of my progress.
I have a meet tonight. This is my fourth night in a row. The more good verifications I get the more it allows me to pick and choose the best ladies.

Although I've done something I didn't want to do; getting serious with someone who is 12 years my junior. We're actually going on a 'date' tomorrow night. Luckily she ticks all of my boxes.

This is turning out to be lots of fun but is making me rather tired. Heigh ho. 

During post coital discussions it turns out that the guys who have eight packs and muscles growing on muscles don't actually deliver when push comes to shove.

I still feel my luck will run out soon.

[bfl]

Sorry to resurrect a dead thread but I just wanted to boast sorry inform you of my progress.
I have a meet tonight. This is my fourth night in a row. The more good verifications I get the more it allows me to pick and choose the best ladies.

Although I've done something I didn't want to do; getting serious with someone who is 12 years my junior. We're actually going on a 'date' tomorrow night. Luckily she ticks all of my boxes.

This is turning out to be lots of fun but is making me rather tired. Heigh ho. 

During post coital discussions it turns out that the guys who have eight packs and muscles growing on muscles don't actually deliver when push comes to shove.

I still feel my luck will run out soon.

Couples profile next then 

[Crackpot11]

I guess it depends on your need for discretion, which is why most on here would see an escort. If you have none then all dating sites are fair game!

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Couples profile next then 

She is bi.  I'm not. She wants a FFM. Oh go on then. 

[bfl]

She is bi.  I'm not. She wants a FFM. Oh go on then. 

Fair play

[Mr_Pink]

I guess it depends on your need for discretion, which is why most on here would see an escort. If you have none then all dating sites are fair game!

+1 on this.

[Sigma]

I became a site supporter which apparently makes men look more genuine. I messaged without knowing someone I used to know who wanted to meet and then verified me. It snowballed from there. Face pictures and other pics are vital too. I've tried without and literally no one will reply to messages.

I'm under no illusion my luck will run out very soon.

How is the old luck working for you now?

[houseboot]

How is the old luck working for you now?

Standing outside a TCM reading the Closed sign.

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=220717.msg2237944#msg2237944

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Standing outside a TCM reading the Closed sign.

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=220717.msg2237944#msg2237944

My luck is very much the same on Fab. Have yet to meet an Asian who does massage though.
Occasionally it's nice to do something different.  After all, variety is the spice of life as they say.

Hope this is ok with you?

[houseboot]

variety is the spice of life

Indeed.