Summer holiday punts

[Horizontal pleasures]

I remember well more than once while on family holiday in a Devon village rented cottage doing the weekly shop in Tesco by Newton Abbot which was quite a drive from the cottage, while I left the family at the beach. Of course the store was crowded and the roads jammed haha. So I managed a punt from AW while I was out.

Tomorrow I am going on holiday to a cottage elsewhere. Mr toddler is now 22 and a graduate and of course the missus will come. We shall shop in a market town close by and enjoy doing the junk market together. No chance to punt.

What do you chaps do in these circumstances?

HP also stands for Happy Punting! have a good summer.

[standardpostage]

Never had a punt on a family holiday 
I usually try to have one the week before, or the week after 

[fredfunkster]

I’m think your old excuse was about as good as it gets.  Holidays are a bastard in that respect, because one is supposed to be with the family all the fucking time ..

Add to that, for me, that my missus didn’t like sex away from home ( ) and those weeks used to drag by, with a rictus grin on my face..

One time in Spain I spotted the village Hooker (or what looked like one) sashaying around the square of an evening.  She was hot too. God that was torture.

[Redpunter]

Was on holiday with the OH in Fuengirola a few years ago and whilst having a beer in a local bar met an English guy in the company of what was obviously a local WG. He apparently had spent the night with her in his room and later that evening she was alone in the same bar.
The following morning I observed her dressed in the same clothes catching one of the local buses, then the story takes a twist one year later in the same bar whilst on holiday she appeared with a lady friend and they discussed having a ffm with a client, they both left together but she again returned to the bar the same evening alone. The same day whilst the wife was sunbathing I went for a few beers and ended up in a Thai massage where the owner offered me in her words me Fuck you which I duly obliged.

[standardpostage]

Was on holiday with the OH in Fuengirola a few years ago and whilst having a beer in a local bar met an English guy in the company of what was obviously a local WG. He apparently had spent the night with her in his room and later that evening she was alone in the same bar.
The following morning I observed her dressed in the same clothes catching one of the local buses, then the story takes a twist one year later in the same bar whilst on holiday she appeared with a lady friend and they discussed having a ffm with a client, they both left together but she again returned to the bar the same evening alone. The same day whilst the wife was sunbathing I went for a few beers and ended up in a Thai massage where the owner offered me in her words me Fuck you which I duly obliged.

Lucky man 

[Corus Boy]

Being single I don't have issues but back when I was married.

Canada. Wife wanted to go and do her own thing.  I'd noticed a massage place in the next to town, so off I drove.  It was crap.

In a third world country, in the hotel bar, a girl from Manchester with a sob story or her rich sponsor, pimp?, had stolen her passport and she had no money so was escorting.  She was ugly.

Also in the same bar I was playing poker with some locals.  One guy bet a hour with his lady!  I won.

In Switzerland, with the then wife, some beautiful girls in the hotel bar, Lausenne, no opportunity and unaffordable.

[Bikerboy]

Logistically difficult, usual reasons don’t wash so easily on a fam trip. Never managed to arrange anything though I’ve tried 

[Redpunter]

Lucky man 

In a further twist to the story. I returned the next two years to the same Thai massage and had the same lady twice during the holidays I was able to glean from her that she had lived in Spain for 14 years, she could speak Spanish but her only English words were Hello, Thank you, me Fuck you and Sucky both of the latter I was to find out she was very good at.
On all my travels this is the only place other than a very poor meeting with a window WG in Eindhoven I have been able to get the itch scratched and now with the CV it’s unlikely there will be any travelling for the foreseeable future, ah well very happy memories.

[Slaveofnature]

I’m think your old excuse was about as good as it gets.  Holidays are a bastard in that respect, because one is supposed to be with the family all the fucking time ..

Add to that, for me, that my missus didn’t like sex away from home ( ) and those weeks used to drag by, with a rictus grin on my face..

One time in Spain I spotted the village Hooker (or what looked like one) sashaying around the square of an evening.  She was hot too. God that was torture.

Working from home for me for the last 4 months is a bit like this. My wife is also working from home and my 2 kids have been here from uni since May as well. I can't move out the door without my wife asking where I'm going and if I come up with an excuse such as going for a drive in the country to clear my head she says 'take one of the kids with you'.  The times that I have managed to escape I have had to ask for very short notice meets and they have to happen pretty much there and then and this I've found is pretty much impossible. So it's not happening for me just now. On the up side I have a nice punting stash building up.

[Convince Me]

I always find myself wanting to bang somebody else's wife or girlfriend in the resort I'm staying in. Off topic but felt I needed to share.

[Steely Dan]

In Amsterdam, left my hotel at midnight with the family asleep, and fucked a window girl.  Very vanilla (as reported many times on this board) but WAY better than no sex at all.

Did the same in Barcelona. Had almost no clue where to go.  Got a taxi to drive me to 'girl bar'.  Fortunately, in spite of no common language, got to just what I wanted - a pole dance sort of club where all the girls were escorts and they had a bunch of rooms near by.  Stupidly, I booked a MFF - got talked into it.  I think I posted the story before.  But, anyway, sex on holiday = result.  This time wife was awake when I staggered back at 2AM.  Claimed I was drinking in a nearby bar.  Got away with it.  Just.

[Bobbyplastic]

Went to Las Vegas with missus. I had a massage at a legit hotel, she went shopping. The massage was amazing, when finished the lady masseuse asked me if there was anything else I needed. I declined as I didn't bring any money into the room. The masseuse was disappointed.