Warning to a fellow punter...

[director33]

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If this sounds like your other half, better burn that phone!

Good luck..

[Marmalade]

Doesn't realise how lucky she is. He could be shagging some better o/h prospect and leave her sans roof and meal ticket. Should thank him and then ask for advice on improving her first-thing in-the-morning bj technique. 

[Jonestown]

Love the contribution from the WG, called Not The Ford Type, what a bitch.

[Marmalade]

Love the contribution from the WG, called Not The Ford Type, what a bitch.

Admin usually finds out who the fuck these traitorous anti-punter bitches are. They don't look so fucking sweet-cuntish when punters are told what they get up to.

That Ebony chick from Bristol was  sweet as shite until we caught her giving techie advice on mumsnet against punters.

[director33]

I had the same thought, who the fuck is she to be biting the hand that feeds her.. Reading the comments on that bloody forum, makes you realise what a bunch of moaning martyrs they are..

[Marmalade]

Or the post that reads:

If you've found his history on UKP, he may still be logged in. Try hitting reply to one of the threads and see what happens? (Don't actually post, of course!)

And newbies who don't contribute wonder why they short shrift...

[KernowRebel60]

Probably all dungaree-wearing lesbian vegans.
Some of the replies are quite comical

[Marmalade]

Here's some more of their "advice"....

His phone will be in his car. If you drive, I would jump in it the second he gets home from work with an excuse that you need to get something from the shop and your car's been making noises all day. Park in a supermarket carpark and search it. Under the rubber mat where the spare tyre is, is a common place. Also under the seats. Of course if you don't normally drive that car it could be just in the glove compartment. He won't give it to a friend. He won't leave it at work. They think of their car as their own private home. That's where it'll be.

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Can you read the posts of the guys from your area on that website and try to see if you can recognize any details? You could guess his username.

He would keep the phone with him and not at home so car, work (does e have his own office there?) or he keeps it on him at all times.

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Next time your OH is on the laptop get on to the site yourself
via your phone/ipad whatever and take a screenshot of the list
of members at the bottom of the page on the site. It will narrow
your search down. You could take screenshots every 5mins or so
while he's on the laptop to cross ref those who logged in during the
time he was on the laptop.

If you get a key logger test it yourself first to check your
anti virus won't give the game away.

Clearly many punters are not as careful as they should be.

Someone called randylittlefucker posted a "Top Tip for Privacy". If you have top tips please at least consider if you should post them in off-topic. It's not foolproof - but at least the rancid little nazibitches can't see them quite so readily! His post has now been screenshotted and added to Mumsnet as a top tip for them! 

[VOLPONE]

Interesting to note that the issue has arisen because the bloke with the boring -in- bed wife was using  a cheap punting phone !!

[Cabbie]

Do these woman not realise if our wives let us shag them and gave us the occasional bj we wouldn't go to these willing young ladies. We pay our wives far more than we pay escorts and get nothing sexual in return. So mind your own business and take care of your husbands needs.

[Marmalade]

Interesting to note that the issue has arisen because the bloke with the boring -in- bed wife was using  a cheap punting phone !!

It's arisen because his suspicious nosey cow posing as a wife rummaged and found, then with no respect for his privacy decided to rummage through it, and as he never locked it she didn't have much trouble. Would you rummage through your wife's phone???

I'd fucking divorce her for being a nosey controlling parasite. Are you reading this, cunt from mumsnet?

[MrMatrix]

Admin usually finds out who the fuck these traitorous anti-punter bitches are. They don't look so fucking sweet-cuntish when punters are told what they get up to.

That Ebony chick from Bristol was  sweet as shite until we caught her giving techie advice on mumsnet against punters.

Lets hope Admin turns his attention to this issue. There have been many threads on mumsnet dealing with OH using escorts and whilst they vilify UKP, they would be better off asking why has he done this. Most blokes including me only ever wanted to be with their OH's and communication on this issue starts to break down. As for this WG helping out, I hope she gets caught out, perhaps she doesn't like this site because her service as a WG has been identified as crap.
A key logger- how easy is that to install. Of course it may prove that this whole issue is a damp squib and that nosey parker has caused her friend a lot of grief over nothing. And at worse destroy her marriage- so what has really been achieved in the big picture of things. Ignorance is bliss. 

[VOLPONE]

Actually Marmalade it's arisen because a third party had seen him with the cheap punting phone and tipped off his other half....

[Marmalade]

Well choose your 'reasons' after the fact. It doesn't make punting phones good or bad as far as I am concerned. Punters should simply weigh up their own individual situation and ask, what if.

Women can be nice as cherry pie but one slip and their vicious crone can pop out at any moment.

I've moved the 'tips' thread btw.

[colchesterpete]

Well said Marmalade 

"I'd fucking divorce her for being a nosey controlling parasite. Are you reading this, cunt from mumsnet?"

Funny how the WG can give advice and she may have fucked her husband! what an evil bitch! 

[Brazilian Martian]

I've just browsed that forum,there is a post from some cunt called harmlesschap who claims we are all funding human trafficking or exploiting drug addicted women. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT where do people get off on posting such disgusting lies.

Then there are other posters giving advice as to where guys are likely to hide punting phones.


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[mikexxlong]

This should be a crystal clear warning to punters who are in some form of a relationship
 
dont get careless , keep it simple and pay attetion to detail

and once again it shows that you should'nt trust pro$$e's
the more decent ones honour the unwritten rules of mutual  descretion , anonymity
and what happens in the punting world stays in the punting world
 
but not all do, some are nasty hatful pieces of work and will destroy people for fun if they see an opportunity to do so

also unfortunately  to make matters worst you have to be aware of weird  headcase "punters" who like to 'out' others and generally just cause all sorts of shit

[Brazilian Martian]

This should be a crystal clear warning to punters who are in some form of a relationship
 
dont get careless , keep it simple and pay attetion to detail

and once again it shows that you should'nt trust pro$$e's
the more decent ones honour the unwritten rules of mutual  descretion , anonymity
and what happens in the punting world stays in the punting world
 
but not all do, some are nasty hatful pieces of work and will destroy people for fun if they see an opportunity to do so

also unfortunately  to make matters worst you have to be aware of weird  headcase "punters" who like to 'out' others and generally just cause all sorts of shit

I agree 100 percent since December I've been in a long term relationship, I don't have a punting phone but my phone has the password to get into it. I'm now very careful and almost doing jason bourne movements when I go and come back from punts making sure, there is no perfume or strands of hair on my clothes

[Marmalade]

They also have 'lighter side' -- things they think are funny

For instance, lying to the husband about expensive thing they buy, having a perv on the Internet. I guess their "white lies" are just ok in their eyes whereas ours aren't? 

Hardly an excuse a wife can use when she is shoving him up shit creek.

""Now that you're off for a month, I need some time on my own to Google Benedict Cumberbatch. I want to download Casanova without telling you. I hope you understand.
Either that or I'm leaving you for him."
"You know that lovely quiche I make? The one you love taking a slice to work for lunch? Well it's not me that makes it. I buy it from the baker."
"The reason we're skint is because I keep going shopping then pretending I've had it for ages. 2014 is the year I stop this. I promise."
"I'm also sorry it cost us a fortune to replace the car alloy and tyre. It wasn't the police coming very fast along the road so I had to mount a very high kerb to get out their way. It was me being nosy at a house for sale and distractedly scraping the kerb quite hard."
"Everything in this house costs at least three times as much as I told you it did."
"I reversed your lovely shiny new BMW car into a brick pillar a few months and didn't tell you."


How about, "Hey now you've lost interest in having any decent sex you sewn up little cow, I'm going to pop down the local brothel and get rid of my male urges so I can come home and give you some nice attention with disturbing you with my male needs that put you in such a cranky fucking mood." ?

Notice how the cow says they have 'intimacy'. Great women like hugs and sweet talk and it can even be a substitute for sex for them. Did she ask her husband what he would like, you selfish bitch? How about a good blow job, maybe some anal if he's gentle? Or is that too 'misogynistic' for you.

You've nosied on this site, miss naziwife and now you have some advice: be a fucking woman for a change instead of an expensive toytown ornament.

[smiths]

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If this sounds like your other half, better burn that phone!

Good luck..

First point is is this true or a put up job by mumsnet to lay into UKP knowing some of their members would take the bait, I certainly wouldn't put it past them. Secondly I and others have posted about watching what you post on here in case mumsnetters are reading, some take no notice which tips them off about some excuses they give partners about what they are doing when they are punting and where they hide their punting phone among other things.

A punter concerned about being seen with a basic punting phone only has to engage his brain and just use a separate sim on his usual phone, once again I and others have advised this on here. The fact is some don't listen as they presumably don't think they will get caught out by a partner. Unlike them I never get complacent and know I could get caught out if I am not always careful.

My advice is make not getting caught if you care a top priority and realise mumsnetters and others might be reading UKP so don't post real true revealing information.

[smiths]

This should be a crystal clear warning to punters who are in some form of a relationship
 
dont get careless , keep it simple and pay attetion to detail

and once again it shows that you should'nt trust pro$$e's
the more decent ones honour the unwritten rules of mutual  descretion , anonymity
and what happens in the punting world stays in the punting world
 
but not all do, some are nasty hatful pieces of work and will destroy people for fun if they see an opportunity to do so

also unfortunately  to make matters worst you have to be aware of weird  headcase "punters" who like to 'out' others and generally just cause all sorts of shit

Good post, its not wise to trust any WG who to me are complete or virtual strangers, and be very careful what punters you trust and especially by PM on here, never give real personal details to anyone.

[claretandblue]

I agree 100 percent since December I've been in a long term relationship, I don't have a punting phone but my phone has the password to get into it. I'm now very careful and almost doing jason bourne movements when I go and come back from punts making sure, there is no perfume or strands of hair on my clothes

Since December is hardly long term!

[JamesKW]

One lesson I learnt is never use the home computer for UK Punting,Adultwork etc. it is easy to get careless and leave it on,whilst you pop out and someone is checking your internet history.

[mikexxlong]

They also have 'lighter side' -- things they think are funny

For instance, lying to the husband about expensive thing they buy, having a perv on the Internet. I guess their "white lies" are just ok in their eyes whereas ours aren't? 

Hardly an excuse a wife can use when she is shoving him up shit creek.

""Now that you're off for a month, I need some time on my own to Google Benedict Cumberbatch. I want to download Casanova without telling you. I hope you understand.
Either that or I'm leaving you for him."
"You know that lovely quiche I make? The one you love taking a slice to work for lunch? Well it's not me that makes it. I buy it from the baker."
"The reason we're skint is because I keep going shopping then pretending I've had it for ages. 2014 is the year I stop this. I promise."
"I'm also sorry it cost us a fortune to replace the car alloy and tyre. It wasn't the police coming very fast along the road so I had to mount a very high kerb to get out their way. It was me being nosy at a house for sale and distractedly scraping the kerb quite hard."
"Everything in this house costs at least three times as much as I told you it did."
"I reversed your lovely shiny new BMW car into a brick pillar a few months and didn't tell you."


How about, "Hey now you've lost interest in having any decent sex you sewn up little cow, I'm going to pop down the local brothel and get rid of my male urges so I can come home and give you some nice attention with disturbing you with my male needs that put you in such a cranky fucking mood." ?

Notice how the cow says they have 'intimacy'. Great women like hugs and sweet talk and it can even be a substitute for sex for them. Did she ask her husband what he would like, you selfish bitch? How about a good blow job, maybe some anal if he's gentle? Or is that too 'misogynistic' for you.

You've nosied on this site, miss naziwife and now you have some advice: be a fucking woman for a change instead of an expensive toytown ornament.

yep it seems a lot of females don't understand or recognize hypocrisy
 they have a tendency to believe  their shit smells the sweetest

[Brazilian Martian]

Since December is hardly long term!

Lool it's kind off serious  I've been seeing her on and off since October but relationship started in december

[smiths]

Here's some more of their "advice"....

Clearly many punters are not as careful as they should be.

Someone called randylittlefucker posted a "Top Tip for Privacy". If you have top tips please at least consider if you should post them in off-topic. It's not foolproof - but at least the rancid little nazibitches can't see them quite so readily! His post has now been screenshotted and added to Mumsnet as a top tip for them! 

Exactly, some on here are posting these tips which these people read, they could be both cutting their own throats and that of other punters, I have mentioned this on here a number of times as have some other posters. DONT give then free info on the open forum, and be very careful what you reveal in a PM.

[smiths]

Actually Marmalade it's arisen because a third party had seen him with the cheap punting phone and tipped off his other half....

A punting phone that isn't a requirement, another sim can be used as I have posted countless times on here.

[baranabus96]

Fucking hell, read a few dozens of the replies on the mumsnet thread and it all comes down to being:

1) presumptuous crap about punters or UKP.

2) oh it's not your fault deary, it's your man's fault for having a sex drive.

3) ignorant cunts acting like ignorant cunts

4) accusations of misogyny based on the fact that we review WG's/talk about their services rather than how lovely they are as people.

My only other interaction with mumsnet was from my work experience in a factory run by a complete harpy, she had me maintain her personal facebook and do a big thread on mumsnet. She claimed that mumsnet was sending her warning that I was "overloading their servers" because I kept making changes to the thread based on her input and that I should have gotten it right on the first go despite her changing her mind every 5 minutes.

I tried to appease her by installing and running some anti virus software on her laptop which found over 100 bits and pieces that were probably what made her laptop borderline impossible to use and she claimed that she didn't want me to speed it up as "It goes at just the right pace for me to stop and think".

Seems the entire community on there is cancerous.

[dubs]

Actually Marmalade it's arisen because a third party had seen him with the cheap punting phone and tipped off his other half....

Sounds like bollocks to me - what kind of women go around saying "Oh I saw your hubby with a Nokia the other day" to their friends.

NotTheFordType is a fucking idiot, telling women how to find if their partners have been contributing to her business.  Is it ParisB under a new name?  Talk about knowing which side of your bread is buttered..  It's only the crap sex workers that hate UKP.

[Marmalade]

Is it ParisB under a new name?

That's the Ebony one I was thinking of. Was quite a well-liked prossie by some until her "other agenda" was exposed. Highly organised and a bit more techie than the average prossie is often assumed to be.

[dubs]

Further warning - if you click the mumsnet link they will be able to see your your IP address and could compare it with IPs from their known members

[SamLP]

Their sex life was intimate and then he started to treat it like a porn movie. He probably asked for a bj. The horror 

[vw]

Anyone at work with burner phone in the car, maybe take in the house today your car may be searched in the evening !

burner phone is not here I've searched everywhere. All I can think of is in vehicle which I can't search at the moment without it seeming odd, maybe at work or with a friend, no idea.

[tazz]

Im not married but dont a lot of women suspect their hubby is either having an affair or seeing escorts. I mean sex goes down hill a lot after 7 years or so of marriadge. Lots of women are even ok with their hubbies going to prossies as they dont give them much sex. My mum knew my dad was going with prossies as hed often go to amsterdam in the 80's, i can even remember him once telling her about a prossie hed phoned as he was suprised how much she charged.

[Jonestown]

This thread will have been clocked and a squad of mumsnet jihadis will be monitoring it for and clues to the identity of the burner phone owner. Time to move it to the relative security of the off topic section ?

[Sureshot]

Its now live - mumsnet vs ukp

To save the miserable witches any further mental anguish, your husband is screwing hookers because youre dull as fuck in bed.

Put out a bit more, suck his cock like any decent woman should and you can have your "happy ever after marriage" again.

Its not fucking rocket science ladies

[Marmalade]

I just came across this quote from a 1920s pre-marriage guidance book for women on sex.

The fact that a cow is a temperamental milker is not the sort of thing you spring on a poor guy after he's already bought her. Full disclosure makes for good business.

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[vw]

One lesson I learnt is never use the home computer for UK Punting,Adultwork etc. it is easy to get careless and leave it on,whilst you pop out and someone is checking your internet history.

we have had a few guilty wife's post on here when idiots have left themselves logged in.

a few bannings for compromised accounts.

[Sureshot]

Just wondering if "HillysChair" is aftet a new pair of shoes and needs some extra cash she can always drop me a pm. Out call to my seedy bed sit when youre ready love

[CoolTiger]

This thread will have been clocked and a squad of mumsnet jihadis will be monitoring it for and clues to the identity of the burner phone owner. Time to move it to the relative security of the off topic section ?

Thread has been clocked, in fact Marmalade's post has been quoted on there, and he's been called all sorts of names.

In addition, someone else has posted that when her OH has his laptop on, she ought to take screen shots of main UKP page, which shows members logged in / past 30 mins.
That way if she does this regularly, she can narrow it down as to who her OH could be.

[vw]

Seems one of the wives user1490096779 is switched on.   



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[Jonestown]

In addition, someone else has posted that when her OH has his laptop on, she ought to take screen shots of main UKP page, which shows members logged in / past 30 mins.
That way if she does this regularly, she can narrow it down as to who her OH could be.

That's 1750 names at the moment, good luck with finding the needle in that haystack.


Of course he might no even be a member, he might be a lurker.

[two20]

"Love the contribution from the WG, called Not The Ford Type, what a bitch" I bet she doesn't see the hypocrisy of the comments found on SAAFE in respect of the men paying them money. Works both ways.

[CoolTiger]

Seems one of the wives user1490096779 is switched on.   



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Or it could be a member from here who has joined to balance the views on there 

[smiths]

Im not married but dont a lot of women suspect their hubby is either having an affair or seeing escorts. I mean sex goes down hill a lot after 7 years or so of marriadge. Lots of women are even ok with their hubbies going to prossies as they dont give them much sex. My mum knew my dad was going with prossies as hed often go to amsterdam in the 80's, i can even remember him once telling her about a prossie hed phoned as he was suprised how much she charged.

I very much doubt lots of women are ok with their partners punting with WGs in reality, some may be but I don't think lots will be.

[hendrix]

That's the Ebony one I was thinking of. Was quite a well-liked prossie by some until her "other agenda" was exposed. Highly organised and a bit more techie than the average prossie is often assumed to be.

She's a vile cunt. Sending pictures of dead/raped women to other prossies as a threat. She was caught out doing this and exposed on UKP. A real sick in the head piece of shit.

[Brazilian Martian]

She's a vile cunt. Sending pictures of dead/raped women to other prossies as a threat. She was caught out doing this and exposed on UKP. A real sick in the head piece of shit.

Is that tightyoungebony she's originally from the prossie from the Wolverhampton area

[MrMatrix]

They also have 'lighter side' -- things they think are funny

How about, "Hey now you've lost interest in having any decent sex you sewn up little cow, I'm going to pop down the local brothel and get rid of my male urges so I can come home and give you some nice attention with disturbing you with my male needs that put you in such a cranky fucking mood." ?

Notice how the cow says they have 'intimacy'. Great women like hugs and sweet talk and it can even be a substitute for sex for them. Did she ask her husband what he would like, you selfish bitch? How about a good blow job, maybe some anal if he's gentle? Or is that too 'misogynistic' for you.

Well M, think the nub of you comment is spot on. Its quite simples really as you've say.
The last time one of these mumsnet threads popped up some feminazi says "what right does he have to my body". You have to wonder why the fuck she got married in the first place.
Instead of the OP on the mumsnet site trying to find evidence of him using escorts, why doesn't she ask him if he'd enjoy more sex and try to improve their relationship if theres a problem - problem solved. That was simple.

[vw]

Is that tightyoungebony she's originally from the prossie from the Wolverhampton area

she is probably posting on that mumsnet thread.

[Matium]

I wonder who "JustanotherWG" is.

She's made sensible comments.

Not that the old harridans will take the slightest bit of notice, of course.