Dorset - Sherborne

[Crackpot11]

Has anyone seen External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only her profile looks good and she has good reviews on AW but can’t find anything here - her name is Lola so maybe had a different profile before?

[HawkG]

One review in four years?

[Crackpot11]

True, I could do with posting some more but it’s a genuine question. It’s not all about reviews - it’s a forum to share opinions, something I regularly do. Who are you, Gary Neville?

[vaderd]

her name is Lola

She was a showgirl

[Jonnylovespunting]

Hello you lot!

It's 'Lola' here! I know it's late and you're probably all asleep but I'm having a rubbish night's sleep so was browsing and found this post! I'm not sure where you got your intel buddy but where the hell did 4 years come from? I only started doing this, not sex obviously, escorting at the start of this year! Someone msgd me on AW and asked if I was some girly he knew from a few years back! Definitely not, I wouldn't have had the minerals! If you need to ask me anything guys please do!

Keep smiling!

Lola xx

[houseboot]

Hello you lot!

It's 'Lola' here!

I'm not sure where you got your intel buddy but where the hell did 4 years come from?

HawkS was challenging Crackpot11's review record which was just 1 Review in 4 years at that time in March. He subsequently posted another 6 Reviews in the next 3 days.

It wasn't a comment about you Lola.

[HawkG]

It wasn't a comment about you Lola.

Indeed! Lola looks fine to me and I’d ask for a booking next time I’m down that way, but sadly I fail one of the tests of people she’s prepared to see

[Devon Maverick]

Wow looking at the Lola profile almost looks like you turn up
For an Audition to get a meeting!!   

[Health and Fitness]

sadly I fail one of the tests of people she’s prepared to see

To be honest I doubt she would care as long as you showed up with the correct fee. At the end of the day they are all money grabbers.

A mate of mine once booked an escort who refused to see black guys and as he is black he thought he'd get turned away. Well imagine my "surprise" as well as his when she saw him once the money was handed over.

They don't care about you, only your money.

I hope you know this right....? 

[Jonnylovespunting]

Thanku for clarifying that for me haha I was a bit confused! Ok some feedback for y'all! Ooohhhhh, what can I do to make you likkle luvvvvvvverlys realise we're not all the same! Sounds a bit contradictory when I do have a specific set of people I won't see. So I'll explain....I've had some nasty and very nasty experiences in my personal life which is the reason for choosing to avoid potential difficult situations! That's why! I'm not racist at all. I genuinely have a lot of love (I mean in the emotional sense) for everyone. Obviously I can't really add caveats to my statements or it just gets really bloody confusing! But if I was approached by one of the specific types I referred to and we had some too Bants, then I would probably make an exception, but only then! As I put it in my FAQs, it's my body and yes I am fussy about the people I see. It absolutely isn't about the money for me. With that in mind I'm not actually just doing this for the money at all, although the money is a fantastic bonus! And obviously I love that! But my motivation for this is more psychological and emotional (which is personal to me) plus I  genuinely love sex (read my feedback) and I absolutely keep it safe and respectful so  what's the harm? As far as I'm concerned I'm providing a service the same as when I was a helicopter mechanic in the Navy. Only I love this a little bit more!  And I can pick who feels me up! Hahaha! I was going to carry on but I'll let you read this whilst I crack on with reply #2! Better make a cuppa! Until next time...... xx

[Jonnylovespunting]

Part deux,haw he has! My near on auditions........ok so yes you're right! I do ask a lot of any potential clients. Ahem...... I'll just jump on my soap box here! I'm not shouting just speaking clearly and audibly enough for the guys at the back to not miss anything! MY DAUGHTER AND MY OWN ANONYMITY IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO ME AND MY BEAUTIFUL PRECIOUS DAUGHTER. IF AT ANY TIME THIS IS IN DANGER OF BEING COMPROMISED EVEN A LITTLE BIT, I ABORT IMMEDIATELY! I WILL NEVER TAKE SHORT CUTS JUST FOR A QUICK BUCK N FUCK! IF I'M PUT UNDER PRESSURE, I WILL WIN! DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME! EVEN HE'S HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS! TO THAT END YOU ARE VETTED AS MUCH AS I CAN POSSIBLY DO WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A NUTCASE!  I'M SURE YOU'VE FIGURED AS MUCH ALREADY! SNIGGER! SO YES WITHOUT PRYING INTO YOUR PERSONAL LIFE TOO MUCH, I DO ASK LOTS OF QUESTIONS! BUT IT'S NOT AN INTERROGATION. JUST A FRIENDLY CHAT! KEEPING IN MIND THAT I DO, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT COMPLETELY CARE ABOUT THE MEN IN MY LIFE. SO I NEED EXACTLY WHAT DINGS YOUR DONG. WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR I CAN NOT ONLY METICULOUSLY PREPARE FOR THAT HOUR OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME, I CAN MAKE SURE DURING THAT INSANELY HOT AND HORNY HOUR WITH ME WHILST I UNEQUIVOCALLY HIT ALL YOUR SPOTS AND BRING YOU CLOSE ENOUGH TIMES TO MAKE YOU SPAF A HUGE WAD AND LEAVE ME, PROBABLY AFTER AT LEAST AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER FEELING LIKE YOU'RE MADE OF FLUFFY BUBBLES AND BECOME A REGULAR MAN IN MY LIFE!  :kiss:SO I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU LOVE! THE BOTTOM LINE IS YOU'RE PAYING ME A LOT OF DOLLAR FOR THE EXCEPTIONAL SERVICE I PROVIDE. WHICH YOU WORK HARD TO EARN. I'M NOT ABOUT FUCKING ANYONE OVER ONLY MAKING SURE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF. ME. TALL AND SHORT.... SNIGGER... THAT'S WHY! OK..oohh soz.....ok so I absolutely without an iota of a doubt care about you... I'm 100% all about you! Sorry if that makes me a naughty girl but yep, guilty!  I hope  that's clear! Peace out numero trois inbound! Mwaaaaaaaah xx

[Jonnylovespunting]

Ahkay so namber free! My best cockney! COCKney! Actually there isn't one I'm pretty sure I've managed to assuage all your concerns, if not or there's any thing you need me to further explain then please ask away, it's your body too! Maybe I should add here another reason, sex to be mind blowing or even just or just addictive you have to establish some kind of mental bond! And I need to know a bit about you at least to provide an obsession forming service for my adoring but fantastic clients. Anyway I'm hungry food and cock! Pretty much 27/9!  To be perfectly honest of which I am by far too much for my own good often detrimentally, but I'm real! Anyway things to do clients to respond to! Peace out muuuuu'fuuuuring homies! : Sending big nekkkid cuddles! :kiss:Your Lola!xx

[James999]

Has anyone seen External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only her profile looks good and she has good reviews on AW but can’t find anything here - her name is Lola so maybe had a different profile before?

She looks a lot older than her profile age of 37 

I'd say the wrong side of 50 judging by the pictures on her profile   

[Jonnylovespunting]

You think?! :cry:And there was me contemplating seeing if I could get away with squeezing it a little bit more and reducing it to say, 29!? Too much sweet cheeks? :coolgirl:xx

[Jonnylovespunting]

How much the wrong side of 50? And how much do I need to regret the hours spent in the sun in foreign countries or at sea on an aircraft carrier? Maybe I should sell my child for all the worry caused or laughter lines because of hilarious moments shared? Yeah that'll save me fortune too! Thanku princess! Face ain't bovvered! xx

[HawkG]

I actually respect your right not to see overweight people (which is the category I fell foul of). I hope to enjoy my day job and I don’t see why that should be different for hookers.

Of course 99% of them will do anything with anyone to feed their habit, it’s nice that you’re not one of them.

Mind you, doubling down on the claims to be 37 puts me off cos anyone who has seen the PG knows it’s utter bollocks.

[Jonnylovespunting]

PG?

[Jonnylovespunting]

  Ok got it! My Private Gallery? I might have had a telephone directory round on the Gaza strip? Or a Sunday paper round every day! Do you know how old I am? And hard though it is to believe, it actually isn't the wrong side of 50! My point it's difficult pinpoint anyone's age, unless they tell you. I'm being really polite to you and all you're all doing is being obnoxious! Are you an absolutely beautiful man? You've already said you're overweight, but just out of respect for you because I don't know you and don't know what other stresses and pressure you have in your life. The last thing you want is some bitch pointing out anything you might feel bad about (and I'm sure you don't, it was just an example). I served my country, as I've already told you, surely that should gain me a little respect from you? Stay happy babycakes!

[HawkG]

Lol. If I was a perfect specimen, I wouldn’t have to hand over my hard-earned to people so up themselves

[houseboot]

Lol. If I was a perfect specimen, I wouldn’t have to hand over my hard-earned to people so up themselves

The fact that you're not a perfect specimen means you've had a lucky escape.

Phew! So have the rest of us reading this thread.