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is this what you mean by a fat slug? She does not show her face - she is discreet - so you cannot say if ugly or not ....

OK time to get my coat

punk · « **Reply #3409 on:** May 11, 2015, 06:10:20 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 11, 2015, 06:08:38 pm

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is this what you mean by a fat slug? She does not show her face - she is discreet - so you cannot say if ugly or not ....

OK time to get my coat

thats from a porn mag,by the looks.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3410 on:** May 11, 2015, 06:29:25 pm »

Quote from: punk on May 11, 2015, 06:10:20 pm

thats from a porn mag,by the looks.

I did look at Google Images and nothing showed up.

socks · « **Reply #3411 on:** May 11, 2015, 06:45:35 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 11, 2015, 06:08:38 pm

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is this what you mean by a fat slug? She does not show her face - she is discreet - so you cannot say if ugly or not ....

OK time to get my coat

What a picture!!! That arsehole had me salivating. In my world every prossie would put a picture up like that, a rimmer shopper's dream

punk · « **Reply #3412 on:** May 11, 2015, 06:54:31 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 11, 2015, 06:29:25 pm

I did look at Google Images and nothing showed up.

one picture,no face, couple in PG,hmmm smells fishy.

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #3413 on:** May 11, 2015, 07:12:14 pm »

Quote from: punk on May 11, 2015, 06:54:31 pm

...smells fishy.

You can smell her just from the photo?

Iloveoral · « **Reply #3414 on:** May 11, 2015, 08:22:56 pm »

Quote from: spkmstr48 on May 11, 2015, 07:12:14 pm

You can smell her just from the photo?

It's the new iPhone scratch and sniff app, not always a good thing

punk · « **Reply #3415 on:** May 11, 2015, 08:25:16 pm »

Quote from: spkmstr48 on May 11, 2015, 07:12:14 pm

You can smell her just from the photo?

amazing what apps do now a days, and she dont wash between spunks

punk · « **Reply #3416 on:** May 11, 2015, 08:25:39 pm »

Quote from: Iloveoral on May 11, 2015, 08:22:56 pm

It's the new iPhone scratch and sniff app, not always a good thing

alligatr · « **Reply #3417 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:21:11 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 11, 2015, 06:08:38 pm

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is this what you mean by a fat slug? She does not show her face - she is discreet - so you cannot say if ugly or not ....

OK time to get my coat

There was a profile that showed up in my local area using exactly the same picture a few days ago but it's gone now. They forgot to remove the watermark for evilangel.com in the bottom corner which appears to be an american modelling site.

punk · « **Reply #3418 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:46:39 pm »

Quote from: alligatr on May 12, 2015, 04:21:11 pm

There was a profile that showed up in my local area using exactly the same picture a few days ago but it's gone now. They forgot to remove the watermark for evilangel.com in the bottom corner which appears to be an american modelling site.

its still a watermark on the photo, evil angel a porn company, i knew that photo was dodgy.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3419 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:24:40 pm »

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is this what you mean by a fat slug? She does not show her face - she is discreet - so you cannot say if ugly or not ....

OK time to get my coat

"Sorry, but Sam LovesCock is no longer active on this site."

punk · « **Reply #3420 on:** May 13, 2015, 07:39:05 pm »

i wonder why?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3421 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:10:50 pm »

maybe they read about the evil photo on here?

Iloveoral · « **Reply #3422 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:42:59 pm »

It's quite surprising how many profiles in this thread have gone down haha

They are definitely reading here, I would expect they are Googling their own name and this is the top hit for their results

HappyandLucky · « **Reply #3423 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:26:53 pm »

Quote from: Iloveoral on May 13, 2015, 08:42:59 pm

It's quite surprising how many profiles in this thread have gone down haha

They are definitely reading here, I would expect they are Googling their own name and this is the top hit for their results

brightperv · « **Reply #3424 on:** May 20, 2015, 06:08:39 pm »

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Technically that nice picture, soft lighting and blurry background. Shame about the subject.

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AgedCases · « **Reply #3425 on:** May 20, 2015, 06:18:12 pm »

Has she got Han Solo in gold mould on her wall?

Just Some Bloke · « **Reply #3426 on:** May 20, 2015, 06:29:11 pm »

Ewwww...

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raylondoner · « **Reply #3427 on:** May 20, 2015, 06:29:29 pm »

Good for my new diet, I don't feel like eating tonight now!

Marshall85 · « **Reply #3428 on:** May 20, 2015, 07:20:23 pm »

Quote from: Just Some Bloke on May 20, 2015, 06:29:11 pm

Ewwww...

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£25 for a video of her taking a bath!!!.

sushi · « **Reply #3429 on:** May 20, 2015, 08:02:55 pm »

Size 16 and a 36DD Shes havin a fuckin laugh there!

MrBridger · « **Reply #3430 on:** May 20, 2015, 11:13:01 pm »

Always wondered where Westeros really was - now I know it's in Swindon (check location details).

Bit disappointing TBH.

Chuckman · « **Reply #3431 on:** May 21, 2015, 01:38:17 am »

Quote from: AgedCases on May 20, 2015, 06:18:12 pm

Has she got Han Solo in gold mould on her wall?

Also has FB hidden as well just in case you were tempted to see this delicate flower.

Dani · « **Reply #3432 on:** May 21, 2015, 03:17:49 am »

Quote from: sushi on May 20, 2015, 08:02:55 pm

Size 16 and a 36DD Shes havin a fuckin laugh there!

Size 16????? No fucking way. I'm a 16 and there is no way in hell that belly would fit into anything I own. Unless of course she is 3' tall as being that short would make her look much bigger than she is

HappyandLucky · « **Reply #3433 on:** May 21, 2015, 06:16:20 am »

Quote from: raylondoner on May 20, 2015, 06:29:29 pm

Good for my new diet, I don't feel like eating tonight now!

No need for a diet if you clocked the Beastie in the High St you would lose lbs as you ran in the opposite direction. Fortunately I think her arse is still jammed between the bannister and wall, so we can all sleep safe at night.

justfornow · « **Reply #3434 on:** May 21, 2015, 07:43:54 am »

Quote from: Just Some Bloke on May 20, 2015, 06:29:11 pm

Ewwww...

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she's so hungry she'll eat that dildo and devour her own tit...maybe a gentle soul form here will send her a sausage and a breadcake instead

webpunter · « **Reply #3435 on:** May 21, 2015, 09:28:47 am »

Quote from: HappyandLucky on May 21, 2015, 06:16:20 am

No need for a diet if you clocked the Beastie in the High St you would lose lbs as you ran in the opposite direction. Fortunately I think her arse is still jammed between the bannister and wall, so we can all sleep safe at night.

'It' could solve the problem per the coming too quickly thread. Have as mental picture if the need arises - sorted

MrBridger · « **Reply #3436 on:** May 21, 2015, 11:50:00 am »

Quote from: Dani on May 21, 2015, 03:17:49 am

Size 16????? No fucking way. I'm a 16 and there is no way in hell that belly would fit into anything I own. Unless of course she is 3' tall as being that short would make her look much bigger than she is

Its all starting to make sense now - Game of Thrones connection to Westeros. It's Tyrion Lannister who is now a post-op TS and has let himself go a bit

Iloveoral · « **Reply #3437 on:** May 21, 2015, 03:59:21 pm »

Quote from: Marshall85 on May 20, 2015, 07:20:23 pm

£25 for a video of her taking a bath!!!.

I bet it's worth £25 must take at least an hour to get all of that to fit in a bath

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That's so wrong on so many levels hahahaha

Marshall85 · « **Reply #3438 on:** May 21, 2015, 04:18:26 pm »

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Imagine if you fell down the stairs head first into that, no ones pulling you out of there.

Iloveoral · « **Reply #3439 on:** May 21, 2015, 05:17:53 pm »

I had the horrible imagine in my head of her laying on top of someone

lol

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3440 on:** May 21, 2015, 06:37:58 pm »

if she is so hungry I would love her to gobble mister happy but she is too far away.

Bigus Dickus · « **Reply #3441 on:** May 21, 2015, 06:53:37 pm »

You just had to put that up before I eat!

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #3442 on:** May 21, 2015, 08:46:49 pm »

I'm sick

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

Cuntminion · « **Reply #3443 on:** May 21, 2015, 09:07:36 pm »

Quote from: Type_O_Negative on May 21, 2015, 08:46:49 pm

I'm sick

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

Don't see that

Maybe a flat surface, no hill though

HappyandLucky · « **Reply #3444 on:** May 21, 2015, 09:35:13 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 21, 2015, 06:37:58 pm

if she is so hungry I would love her to gobble mister happy but she is too far away.

As always HP, you put me to shame in knowing your preferences

Drink · « **Reply #3445 on:** May 21, 2015, 09:38:25 pm »

I need to learn how to send picture, I will learn soon, how you lot do it, help please,
Then you will have a laugh from the south coast

306 · « **Reply #3446 on:** May 22, 2015, 12:05:28 am »

this girl has just had a boob job omfg think it was a cheap one

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tazman1002001 · « **Reply #3447 on:** May 22, 2015, 01:24:13 am »

Quote from: Drink on May 21, 2015, 09:38:25 pm

I need to learn how to send picture, I will learn soon, how you lot do it, help please,
Then you will have a laugh from the south coast

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Chuckman · « **Reply #3448 on:** May 22, 2015, 01:37:57 am »

Quote from: 306 on May 22, 2015, 12:05:28 am

this girl has just had a boob job omfg think it was a cheap one

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I knew those cheap rubber balls from Poundland had to serve some purpose.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3449 on:** May 22, 2015, 09:00:42 am »

Quote from: 306 on May 22, 2015, 12:05:28 am

this girl has just had a boob job omfg think it was a cheap one

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proper link, I think it must have been tennis balls
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