This week's novelty; saw a Brazilian lass, an absolute beauty, loveliest hooker I've been with, and at her own initiative slipped a well lubed finger in and did a brief prostate massage. Brief because I came like train! Wasn't sure whether to be delighted at the novelty or annoyed because it happened fairly early on in the punt. Forgave her. Going back next week...
Also, some time ago, I saw a legendary Glaswegian courtesan whose speciality (among other things) consisted of talking utter filth as she applied a magic wand below the scrotum. Instant orgasm. Again.
'There are many things in heaven and earth that are not dreamt of in our philosophies, Horatio..' as Hamlet said.