Some people are just not fussy

[hendrix]

Not for the first time or the last but I'm confused   

What constitutes a 5* prossie?

Looks (subjective)
Services (subjective)
Attitude (subjective)
Venue (subjective)
Hygiene (subjective "ish"  )

Thats quite a few subjective views (I'm sure I've missed some) and each loaded to an individuals own preference 

Exactly.

[JV547845]

Cressida Bonas.

She looks nice but is hardly the be all and end all of attractive women.

[tonysoprano]

She looks nice but is hardly the be all and end all of attractive women.

She keeps Harry coming back. He could pretty much have any fanny he wanted so she must have something about her in the sack.

[JV547845]

She keeps Harry coming back. He could pretty much have any fanny he wanted so she must have something about her in the sack.

Yeah but will she keep it up after he's put a ring on her, with all the trouble his Dad had to go through just to get a divorce?

[tonysoprano]

Yeah but will she keep it up after he's put a ring on her, with all the trouble his Dad had to go through just to get a divorce?

If I was him I would never marry her. He could fuck any girl he wants until he's 45-50 then find a hot young model to have his kids.

Can't understand why he would want to settle down at his age. In his position i'd be fucking every bit of posh totty I could get my hands on!

[JV547845]

If I was him I would never marry her. He could fuck any girl he wants until he's 45-50 then find a hot young model to have his kids.

Can't understand why he would want to settle down at his age. In his position i'd be fucking every bit of posh totty I could get my hands on!

Yeah I like the guy, and he's in a good position with his brother doing the lion's share of role model duties.  After the press gave him all that shit for hiring some strippers in Vegas despite him willing to kill and risk life and limb for Grandma and country ("Supporting our boys all the way" as only The Sun can), I figured punting was totally OK. 

[akauya]

Not for the first time or the last but I'm confused   

What constitutes a 5* prossie?

Looks (subjective)
Services (subjective)
Attitude (subjective)
Venue (subjective)
Hygiene (subjective "ish"  )

Thats quite a few subjective views (I'm sure I've missed some) and each loaded to an individuals own preference 

Excellent post, the problem with JRC and some others is that they have this arrogant self righteous attitude as in "my way is the only way" and will not listen otherwise. But I had to laugh at him describing his ideal 5* woman whilst on another thread he claimed the best prossies he had were junkie street skanks in Kings Cross in the 80s.... as Smiths said you couldn't make it up   

[daverfc]

It all depends on the day really.

Some of my best punts have been the plan b's or c's. The ones I thought if I have to I'll give them a go.

Most punts I would say I go for are larger breasted age 25+ girls who like a bit of backdoor action. Sometimes I'll have in my head I want a larger lady and look for that,  other times it will be a small titted skinny 20yr old. The one constants is that backdoor action must be available. Thats my thing. Partly one of the reasons I dont go for asian or black girls is most don't like the anal aspect of the punt.

Even tries the odd domination from a couple of wgs but they have also recieved as well.

[Jimmyredcab]

What constitutes a 5* prossie?

Good question, in my opinion -----------

Stunning looks.
Perfect figure.
Good breeding, her father would not be a pikey.
Good education, preferably to degree level.
Have the ability to blend in with any situation, from a family wedding to a Buckingham Palace garden party.
Total discretion, she will not sell her story to The Sun.

Don't ask me where you find these type of escorts but I am confident they exist, when an Arab prince visits London he is not going to log on to Adultwork.   

[JV547845]

Have the ability to blend in with any situation, from a family wedding to a Buckingham Palace garden party.
Total discretion, she will not sell her story to The Sun.

So since the days you picked up street walkers near king's cross you're now into high class courtesans and companions?  Tell me more about how finding a plus one for your social engagement with the queen is such a massive headache in your life. 

Give me an hour with a dirty busty slut who squirts and does rimming, DT and anal off adultwork anyday.

[Jimmyredcab]

So since the days you picked up street walkers near king's cross you're now into high class courtesans and companions? 

Where did I say that these 5 star ladies are for a pleb like myself.   

There are now thousands of millionaires in this country, a flat in London recently sold for over £100 million, very wealthy men don't look on Adultwork for £70 an hour lowlife skanks.   

[endomorph]

Cressida Bonas.
Find me anything half as good at any price on Adultwork.     

Her mother has quite a reputation too!

[JV547845]

Where did I say that these 5 star ladies are for a pleb like myself.   

There are now thousands of millionaires in this country,

You didn't, fair point.  But not many millionaires got to be millionaires without learning how to spend their money wisely.

[JV547845]

Cressida Bonas.

I've just been looking up her mum.  when they get photographed from the wrong angle they've got that upper class woman's horse face thing.  If that's quality breeding and pedigree then count me out (I'd still do her but she's down to £120 an hour max now depending on services, and even then if she wasn't great I'd be dissappointed I didn't just book cindy). 

[Jimmyredcab]

You didn't, fair point.  But not many millionaires got to be millionaires without learning how to spend their money wisely.

Many millionaires obtained their wealth by "dubious" means, Roman Abramovich, Sylvio Berlusconi, Bernie Ecclestone.

Men like that could spend £5K on a prostitute out of their petty cash.   

[JV547845]

Men like that could spend £5K on a prostitute out of their petty cash.   

How easy is it really, to regularly withdraw that much in cash without having to go to the bank in person?  There's a threshold before the rozzers are informed because of money laundering and moving currency abroad etc.

[Jimmyredcab]

How easy is it really, to regularly withdraw that much in cash without having to go to the bank in person?  There's a threshold before the rozzers are informed because of money laundering and moving currency abroad etc.

Let's get this right, you are saying that Roman Abramovich would be challenged when he wants to withdraw £5K in cash. 

Even a pleb like me can withdraw large amounts of cash without a problem.

You are far more likely to be questioned for trying to pay in large amounts of cash.   

[JV547845]

Let's get this right, you are saying that Roman Abramovich would be challenged when he wants to withdraw £5K in cash. 

I think if you just go to your local hsbc and it's over £25k or something, they'll definitely call the manager.

[Jimmyredcab]

I think if you just go to your local hsbc and it's over £25k or something, they'll definitely call the manager.

I would imagine that is more to establish your ID.

The last time I made a large withdrawal they took a photo copy of my passport.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Someone I know has a very attractive daughter who works in a sales job and regularly gets propositioned by clients for a "fuck for a sale" and the amounts are quite large. She was told by her female boss not to entertain that caper and it went like, "no darling, we have an agency to do that sort of thing, to keep the gents in line just give this person a call"

Seems that "fixer" was charging the firm around £5K a night with the girls getting some 3 K of that!.

I wouldn't mind having a "buyers" position;)..

[yorkshire123]

Good question, in my opinion -----------

Stunning looks.
Perfect figure.
Good breeding, her father would not be a pikey.
Good education, preferably to degree level.
Have the ability to blend in with any situation, from a family wedding to a Buckingham Palace garden party.
Total discretion, she will not sell her story to The Sun.

Don't ask me where you find these type of escorts but I am confident they exist, when an Arab prince visits London he is not going to log on to Adultwork.   

Looks like you think at a different level than me Jim but thanks for the list 
Doesn't performance come into though, you could have all of the above but if its like shagging a lifeless rubber doll surely she no longer becomes 5* 

[Tommo1600]

Wh is that beutiful lady in that photo? Is she a WG? God i hope so amd hope in Newcastle. Thats a 5☆ looking lady.

[Hungarian Lover]

Me, I just get on with what I like and mind my own business unlike a lot of people these days.

[Ali Katt]

Wh is that beutiful lady in that photo? Is she a WG? God i hope so amd hope in Newcastle. Thats a 5☆ looking lady.

Worth bumping a 2 year old for?