Previously unknown immunity to stds discovered!!

[Sedition]

All you need is to be over 50, apparently?
 


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Of course, another good place to start is a tiny bit of self respect and don't fuck ugly old biffas

[The Owl]

And the Darwin Award for stupidest death caused by an idiotic approach to sexually transmitted illnesses goes to Sexy Irish MILF.

[PepeMAGA]

HIV wasn't invented til 1981, so anyone over 36 is fine.....

[catweazle]

There's a big hole in her reasoning....."guys over 50 are probably married, and less likely to be sleeping around" ....... errr.......says a prostitute............does not compute

[mediumjoe]

 Not sleeping around. Prossie logic – never had as many women since  I started this wonderful little hobby !  A different woman every month,  you'd have to work very hard in civvy street to manage that.

[kamu]

Arent over 50's the most likely to be under sexed?

[mrfishyfoo]

It's been a while since I read anything so fucking deluded as the shite this lass has on her AWank.

What a fucking loser. 

[Sedition]

Arent over 50's the most likely to be under sexed?

No, we over 50's are invisible to women, fortunately, our wallets are not.

[Shearer1955]

Who would have thought an escort would discover a cure for STDs

Mind you she still believes in the tooth fairy

[kamu]

No, we over 50's are invisible to women, fortunately, our wallets are not.

Thats what I was getting at

[PleadInsanity]

How bizarre.
It's never crossed my mind before but strangely reading the 'eyeball cum' tab I realised there was something to add to my bucket list!

[The Owl]

How bizarre.
It's never crossed my mind before but strangely reading the 'eyeball cum' tab I realised there was something to add to my bucket list!

Actually allowing someone to cum in their eye is really fucking dangerous. An escort can contract HIV through this.

World's thickest cunt award must be sitting next to her Darwin award.