Please retire

[Matium]

I wish women would understand that just being female does not qualify you to be a prostitute, if a guy is paying for a woman then he has the right to expect that she'll be prettier and more sexually experienced than what he can get from his wife back home.

Would you really pay for a woman who seems she's spent her life waiting in a bus queue?

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There are a lot of WGs who just need to retire.

[Outcallguy]

Or charge reasonable prices! She's. Only worth about 30 quid.

[potato]

Or charge reasonable prices! She's. Only worth about 30 quid.

She would have to pay me and supply two brown paper bags - one for me and one for her in case mine slips off.. 

[Whore Of Babylon]

Not my cup of tea either. But I wonder if she gets work?
Big women aren't to my taste but plenty of guys love em. 

[Horizontal pleasures]

I wish women would understand that just being female does not qualify you to be a prostitute, if a guy is paying for a woman then he has the right to expect that she'll be prettier and more sexually experienced than what he can get from his wife back home.

Would you really pay for a woman who seems she's spent her life waiting in a bus queue?

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There are a lot of WGs who just need to retire.

That photo is not brilliant but the others show a nice plump figure. Some punters are mature and so like mature ladies so please restrain yourself from being 'ageist'
thanks. (pity she does not do incalls)
HP

[joshwinkers]

Christ, whatever happened to live and let live? She's not my cup of tea either, but she's not hurting anyone and people have the right to choose who they see and who they don't.

Personally now I'm nearly in my 40s I don't want to punt with 18 year old girls anymore, as they could be young enough to be my daughter (if I had such a thing) but I'd never judge anyone who did.

[Whore Of Babylon]

Diversity is good. There's a WG for everyone.

[Mystique46m]

I'm ancient meself, going to be 46 this year, but I get bookings from younger
guys and older guys, this lady may not be everyone's cup of tea but fair play to
her if she is getting bookings still, then why should she retire?

[smiths]

A never in this lifetime for me but there are ALWAYS some punters who will be interested whatever a WG looks like. Up to the individual WG if she wants to retire or not.

[Jimmyredcab]

Clearly past her sell by date but if she can get two punters a month it is better than office cleaning.   

[Horizontal pleasures]

Clearly past her sell by date but if she can get two punters a month it is better than office cleaning.   

Nope, not clearly past her sell-by date. Just not your cup of tea. I am 71 and I am not past my sell-by date by any means. Mister happy still rises to the occasion and she would to it for me.

Mister 46, you are not yet ancient.

[James999]

if she can get two punters a month

Will top her Pension up, but I doubt she would get that many takers, Two a year more likely 

[potata72]

Definitely not my cup of tea but as some others have said, opinions will differ.  Different strokes and all that.

[sucky2dollar]

Everyone has different tastes, one mans Jezebel is another mans Juliet.

I am 71

Have you decided to keep going until Mister Happy becomes Mister Sad?

Do you see yourself punting at 90?

[Horizontal pleasures]

Everyone has different tastes, one mans Jezebel is another mans Juliet.

Have you decided to keep going until Mister Happy becomes Mister Sad?

Do you see yourself punting at 90?

I live from day to day and each day is a blessing. I have no idea about 72 yet, never mind 90.

[NIK]

 I don't want to punt with 18 year old girls anymore,

I do.

[toon972]

Not my cup of tea either,would rather put one in the sock

[joshwinkers]

I do.

And fair enough. I know I'm in the minority, but it does seem that the older I get, the older the girl I prefer to spend time with is.

That said, mid-twenties is still extremely hot to me, so it seems I haven't gone completely mad yet!

[cumbrianguy]

Iv just booked her for tomorrow night   

[cumbrianguy]

ok so i never

[Horizontal pleasures]

Iv just booked her for tomorrow night   

I look forward to your report

[Rochdull lad]

Iv just booked her for tomorrow night   

Are you gonna film her?  What will your Mum & Dad say if they find out?!?!

[rpg]

ok so i never

Think it was a jokey post. He's not gonna see her

[Ludwig]

Are you gonna film her?  What will your Mum & Dad say if they find out?!?!

 

[Jimmyredcab]

Nope, not clearly past her sell-by date. Just not your cup of tea. I am 71 and I am not past my sell-by date

Oh but you are, try going into a bar and pulling a non pro$$ie, they will phone the police.   

[jackdaw]

Oh but you are, try going into a bar and pulling a non pro$$ie, they will phone the police.   

Nah, given type HP lusts after he'd have a good chance of pulling.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Oh but you are, try going into a bar and pulling a non pro$$ie, they will phone the police.   

that is your fantasy, not mine.

[martynx8]

I live from day to day and each day is a blessing. I have no idea about 72 yet, never mind 90.

Well said HP and my sentiments entirely.

I will be 70 in August and still punt at least once a month, often twice. I have been punting for nearly half a century and have never allowed myself to be too concerned about either age or facial appearance (within reason of course). I like a polite and pleasant personality and the desire to give a good service; these may often be apparent when making a booking over the 'phone.

I have punted with ladies so lovely that they could be in porn films, and others who would not be out of place in a Hammer House of Horrors production!! The ladies I see nowadays have been regulars for a while now, so they know precisely how to "start the engine and keep it running", and it hasn't spluttered to a halt yet.

Martynx8

[Horizontal pleasures]

+1

[Rochdull lad]

Well said HP and my sentiments entirely.

I will be 70 in August and still punt at least once a month, often twice. I have been punting for nearly half a century and have never allowed myself to be too concerned about either age or facial appearance (within reason of course). I like a polite and pleasant personality and the desire to give a good service; these may often be apparent when making a booking over the 'phone.

I have punted with ladies so lovely that they could be in porn films, and others who would not be out of place in a Hammer House of Horrors production!! The ladies I see nowadays have been regulars for a while now, so they know precisely how to "start the engine and keep it running", and it hasn't spluttered to a halt yet.

Martynx8

Well said, Martyn; couldn't have put it better myself [apart, perhaps, from that bit about the Hammer House of Horrors.  Maybe I've been lucky or done my homework but I can't remember anyone I've seen who could be described thus].

It's good to know that there's a small group of we Retirement Pensioners who manage to keep the flag flying , so to speak!

[Horizontal pleasures]

Well said, Martyn; couldn't have put it better myself [apart, perhaps, from that bit about the Hammer House of Horrors.  Maybe I've been lucky or done my homework but I can't remember anyone I've seen who could be described thus].

It's good to know that there's a small group of we Retirement Pensioners who manage to keep the flag flying , so to speak!

-1 & +2
yes good to know, yes a pensioner, but NOT retired either from work or punting

[virgil]

Fairly offensive post by OP - you have a right?? SPs have a right to expect punters to be clean, unsmelly, respectful, not to try anal without asking etc and they get idiots time and again.

A book about a brothel said it was the housewifey older ones who were most popular with punters, not the gorgeous young ones.

[Rochdull lad]

Fairly offensive post by OP - you have a right?? SPs have a right to expect punters to be clean, unsmelly, respectful, not to try anal without asking etc and they get idiots time and again.

A book about a brothel said it was the housewifey older ones who were most popular with punters, not the gorgeous young ones.

Which book's that, virgil?  A work of fiction or a sociological study?  Or neither?

[bigone]

120 per hour? you would HAVE to pay me to shag that

[Jimmyredcab]

A book about a brothel said it was the housewifey older ones who were most popular with punters, not the gorgeous young ones.

Total, utter, complete bollocks.   

[NIK]

Which book's that, virgil?  A work of fiction or a sociological study?  Or neither?

It wasn't mine! 

As Jim suggests whatever book it was it sounds bollocks.

In the non punting world there's a rumour, or maybe a myth, that blokes go for the plainer women as they think they've more chance. I remember a guy telling me once at a party he was going to get off with the plainer of two women because everone would be after her more attractive mate. They were and he did.
However in the world of paid sex, surely most normal blokes are going to buy the more attracrtive one. I know I certainly would.
I do recall being in Diplomat parlour once in Sheffield however (this was relatively recently) and there was a stunner there. I didn't choose her though because she looked miserable. 

[Rochdull lad]

It wasn't mine! 

I didn't suggest it was.

My post seeking further details was based on the same premise as your and jrc's posts, namely that the post I queried was a loada bollocks.

[potata72]

I didn't suggest it was.

My post seeking further details was based on the same premise as your and jrc's posts, namely that the post I queried was a loada bollocks.

I think Nik knew you didn't suggest it was, as implied but the particular emoticon he used afterwards.

[Jimmyredcab]

In the non punting world there's a rumour, or maybe a myth, that blokes go for the plainer women as they think they've more chance. I remember a guy telling me once at a party he was going to get off with the plainer of two women because everone would be after her more attractive mate. They were and he did.

In my pre-punting days I would never have approached a stunner for fear of rejection ----------------- now I am paying I want the pick of the crop, if I wanted a fat old minger I could go to my local bingo hall and pull one.   

[Rochdull lad]

I think Nik knew you didn't suggest it was, as implied but the particular emoticon he used afterwards.

I wasn't implying anything; presumably Nik can reply for himself?

I have to say I don't understand what you mean by

but the particular emoticon he used afterwards.

[potata72]

I wasn't implying anything; presumably Nik can reply for himself?

I have to say I don't understand what you mean by

Never mind, you are quite right my post was unnecessary.

[joshwinkers]

I do recall being in Diplomat parlour once in Sheffield however (this was relatively recently) and there was a stunner there. I didn't choose her though because she looked miserable. 

That happened to me once and I definitely made the right decision. Whilst the other girl wasn't as hot looks wise, she was amazing in the room, and soon after quite a few reports appeared about the miserable girl which were all negative.

I don't get why this kind of topic comes up so often though, surely after years of reading punting boards you guys must know that men can't be generalised when it comes to the women they fancy. Sure, the majority probably go for slim, busty 18-25 year olds, but not everyone does. Hell, some 18 year old's fancy 60 year olds, which makes no sense to me, but if they do, who cares? And why slag off so many women who are visually unappealing to you all the time and refuse to believe there's a market for such women, when loads of reports from trusted punters prove otherwise? I mean, do you get a kick out of writing nasty stuff about these women? And if not, why do you do it over and over again?

[Jimmyredcab]

I don't get why this kind of topic comes up so often though, surely after years of reading punting boards you guys must know that men can't be generalised when it comes to the women they fancy. Sure, the majority probably go for slim, busty 18-25 year olds, but not everyone does.

Quite right, NIK and myself are not really into "busty".     

[Horizontal pleasures]

That happened to me once and I definitely made the right decision. Whilst the other girl wasn't as hot looks wise, she was amazing in the room, and soon after quite a few reports appeared about the miserable girl which were all negative.

I don't get why this kind of topic comes up so often though, surely after years of reading punting boards you guys must know that men can't be generalised when it comes to the women they fancy. Sure, the majority probably go for slim, busty 18-25 year olds, but not everyone does. Hell, some 18 year old's fancy 60 year olds, which makes no sense to me, but if they do, who cares? And why slag off so many women who are visually unappealing to you all the time and refuse to believe there's a market for such women, when loads of reports from trusted punters prove otherwise? I mean, do you get a kick out of writing nasty stuff about these women? And if not, why do you do it over and over again?

+1

[Melb]

Fairly offensive post by OP - you have a right?? SPs have a right to expect punters to be clean, unsmelly, respectful, not to try anal without asking etc and they get idiots time and again.

A book about a brothel said it was the housewifey older ones who were most popular with punters, not the gorgeous young ones.

Sorry mate, you're talking rubbish. I thought The Aeneid was brilliant but your latest writing is crap.

[NIK]

SPs have a right to expect punters to be clean, unsmelly, respectful, not to try anal without asking etc and they get idiots time and again.

And paying customers expect to receive decent service for their money and they get a poor return time and time again.

Another one who would be more at home on Prossynet.

[MethodMan]

A book about a brothel said it was the housewifey older ones who were most popular with punters, not the gorgeous young ones.

Are you going to tell us the name of this book?

I guess if it's written in a book, it must be true! 

In this paying for sex hobby, my preference is for gorgeous young ones and not housewifey older ones! Reason why, I fantasize about shagging gorgeous young ones and not housewifey older ones!

[Horizontal pleasures]

I like them when they are randy, and I pride myself on turning them onto to being even more randy, having an orgasm or two, and then reciprocating. This seems to work for me best with larger and or mature ladies, and I have to spot the likely ones on AW so I am often the odd one out here.

I also try and avoid the ones with a negative attitude. Most but not all gents here like them young so run more risk of negativity with the youth of today! All I ask here is tolerance which I hope for everywhere. If you do not fancy the same ladies as me why be rude about them? I am not rude about the bimbos, I just pass them by.

Let it all hang out and be fun.
HP
end of mild rant

[Jimmyredcab]

If you do not fancy the same ladies as me why be rude about them?

Because some of them are absolute dogs, that's why.     

[Horizontal pleasures]

Because some of them are absolute dogs, that's why.     

Mister cab driver you do not get it do you? How about tolerance, you do not have to like the same ladies as me and vice versa but you do not have to be gratuitously rude. You will turn off your passengers.

And please let punting be fun instead of pointless badmouthing people.