Last night I returned from a few days in Manchester, primarily to see Iron Maiden on Monday. However I thought I’d take the opportunity to break my punting duck, hence booking the Manchester concert rather than the nearer Sheffield one and stay overnight for a couple of nights.
Not having punted since last August and prior to that a year before that and so forth - so for the past few years I have effectively been down to one punt a year, or actually a couple in very close proximity each time. I have only punted in London in recent years, not having had a local punt (South Yorks / East Midlands) for four years and it is getting on for seven years since I last visited / punted in Manchester.
There are many reasons why I have gone off punting - the overriding two being lack of cash and lack of libido (I never thought I would lose interest in sex, but it has happened and been happening for a number of years now), however I now have some cash with which to get back in the groove and try to revive my libido.
The third reason I have stopped punting is because I am no longer prepared to take the huge risks I would once heedlessly have taken. I have suffered enough in the past through my tendency to go for anything and everything without looking before I leapt, and although I now have some cash not enough to waste, and even were I loaded I am not prepared to risk it anymore.
Finally, quite simply these days I don’t fancy most prossies. Let’s be honest, despite all the fluffy bollocks spouted most prossies simply aren’t that attractive. I know there will always be exceptions, but if they truly were ‘stunning’ they wouldn’t be prossying, at least certainly not for the kind of money most of us on here are willing to pay.
I also find trawling through fucking AW trying to sort out the many time wasters and reading the absolute bollocks in the reviews simply tedious and irritating now.
I ruled out agencies as people are always advising we do, did my research and drew up a short list of 4/5 indies headed by
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Sienna was away but was very conveniently back on Monday 8 and urged people to send a text on the Sunday to make an advanced booking.
I did so, and as so often not a fucking dicky bird. Turns outs she’s not available until today when I am inconveniently back home. Tried the other 3/4 on my short list a few times, even risking a Romanian possible bait and switch
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I also did two things I have never done before on my many punting trips - I had a luxurious room with two double beds, the best room I have ever had - didn’t book it specifically, they just gave it to me included in the price. I also took a laptop with me, in the past I have relied on the phone and prior to that internet cafes (do they still exist?). Consequently I spent several hours on a beautiful Sunday afternoon when I could have been out sightseeing stuck in the room trawling bloody AW and getting absolutely nowhere - or at least nowhere worth going. I considered booking an agency girl and did like the look of some of the bodies on display, unfortunately no faces were visible (once upon a time that wouldn’t have stopped me, but it certainly does now.) I also recalled the pair of nightmare two girl experiences I had from agencies on the same disastrous trip to Manchester in 2005, ( £700 down the shitter for sweet FA!
) and several less than spectacular punts from Manchester agency girls prior to that. In fact outside parlours I don’t think I’ve had a decent punt in Manchester.
Considering the brilliant room I had I even thought about booking an outcall, which is again something I used to do frequently but I haven’t risked for years, as it is both more expensive and much riskier as you can’t walk if they are crap. I also always found it more nerve wracking as they would so often be late.
In the end I thought bollocks to it on Sunday, there would always be Monday and Tuesday. I couldn’t host an outcall on Monday evening however unless it was very late because of the Maiden concert so decided it would have to be incall.
Several more fruitless phone calls to my short list on Monday produced exactly the same response as the previous day.
In the end I thought fuck it and went to a parlour. I can see why people use parlours or agencies as it is much easier - at least they answer the fucking phone!
I couldn’t be bothered to travel to Bury or Prestwich where I have done all my Manchester parlour punting in the past but went to one in the city centre. I had phoned in advance and booked the best looking one of the four available as far as I could tell from the obscured photos on the website (yes back to doing that again).
When I got there three girls were available and they asked who I wanted. I stuck with my original choice, which proved to be wise as the other two were right mingers. She was English, young, slim and reasonable looking, although covered in the mandatory tattoos. She was also quite friendly but plainly inexperienced, telling me she hadn’t been there long or worked anywhere else and from the way she performed I have no reason to doubt it. My cock was as soft as Andrex toilet tissue as she desultorily manually teased it before putting a condom on and then sucking very mechanically. There was no chance of my getting anywhere near aroused enough for sex and if I hadn’t asked her to sit on my face to stimulate me she would have been sucking / wanking until now without my climaxing. As it was I eventually shot my load. As I left after a mere twenty minutes I thought I was doing this 20- 25 years ago and it hasn’t got any better. Still at least it was only £40, I could have booked an agency girl who provided the same service, was uglier and charged 3-4 times as much.
Once again I am sure I could be a prossy performing this kind of virtually contactless experience. No kissing, cuddling or any body to body contact, the only thing they touch is your cock and that is well wrapped up. Yes, I could easily give that kind of service.
After this relatively cheap non event I thought on Tuesday I would try one of the indies again, an outcall to the hotel by now being out of the question. However as the day went on I thought do I actually want / need to punt and risk wasting money? Back came the resounding answer - no! So, I therefore didn’t even bother to phone any of them again. Instead I went to the war museum, then browsed HMV before buying a new iphone - that in itself in the Apple Shop takes as long as buying a bloody car, but at least they set it all up for you and I got £60 for the old one. I ended up having a pie and a pint before catching my train which amazingly for the first time in my Manchester experiences was on time both ways and not overcrowded.
A few years ago I would have been gutted that such a trip and glorious punting opportunity was virtually puntless, and considered it a waste, but now I couldn’t give a fuck and came back a lot happier than I did after that double disaster in 2005.
Maybe I was just unlucky, but it really reminded me why I don’t punt anymore and if this is typical of the carry on I doubt I ever will again. The only reason I punted like a bastard in the past was because I didn’t know any better and was prepared to take ridiculous chances. The long breaks from punting haven’t made me want it anymore and now my libido seems to have permanently gone down the spout I don’t need it anymore.
Although I love lots of different music and have thousands of cds I have never been a big concert goer (can’t do with all the crowds and jumping up and down!) only ever having been to maybe about twenty proper concerts in my life, if you don’t count bands in pubs, but following on from recently seeing the Who in Sheffield I enjoyed Iron Maiden and might start attending more concerts in future rather than punting!
Yes I can certainly appreciate why some people never punt or have given it up.