Weird stuff seen on a punt

[bearcat69]

Had most of these, except the hair-dryer part, I don't normally shower at the girl's place. I've had the mirror thing the girl was pulling theatrical cum faces, that was in a parlour. Also, had the coloured condoms according to one escort site, they are "for the dickhead punters".

Explains a lot actually.

The prossie in question definitely didn't come across as a girl who particularly respected punters.

Last thing I heard, she's working as a cammer now. Oh, well. No big loss in my opinion.

[shagmore]

Childs cot int he bedroom
WG in family photos on the wall with kids / partner

[regular_guy]

some good ones on this thread,  i originally thought nothing really then got thinking properly:

Thai massage girl started cutting my toenails
framed picture of WG with her kids on bedside table
Loads of pictures of F1 Ferraris on the wall (and i mean loads) and then pics of WG and her partner with them
dog on bed when got into bedroom and WG just got it off (room stank of dog)
dog above then shat on floor as i walked downstairs after punt
tubs of live crickets and bugs in WG room
final one - punt from years ago,  i still swear the WG other half was in the wardrobe watching

[bitofanovice]

Visiting one of Doncasters finest (now sadly retired).

Doing her up the arse from behind and noticed the wall above the headboard plastered (and I mean plastered) in dried and fresh (still moist) spunk.

Oddly she assured me I was her first punter of the day !

[rocket88]

The posts on this thread regarding WG family remined me of a punt I had years ago in Barnsley. The SP let me into the house and pointed to a kid sleeping in a buggy in her lounge. She explained she was babysitting her grandkid and asked me to be quiet going upstairs so that the sprog would not wake up!

[MrArmagh]

The posts on this thread regarding WG family remined me of a punt I had years ago in Barnsley. The SP let me into the house and pointed to a kid sleeping in a buggy in her lounge. She explained she was babysitting her grandkid and asked me to be quiet going upstairs so that the sprog would not wake up!

just what you wanted to here 'Grandkid'

[catweazle]

Went into the large-ish upstairs bedroom to find five single beds, all made up with duvets and pillows..... looked like one of those from TV where dozens of foreign farm labourers are all crammed in together.

[Drake90]

Looking up half way through and finding the cat staring through the semi closed door...

[albsure69]

A Ferret asleep on a sleeping bag, nice teeth!

[catweazle]

Just remembered one from years ago....one wall.of the bedroom covered in glass tanks with snakes, lizards and similar reptiles in them!

[Waterhouse]

A Ferret asleep on a sleeping bag, nice teeth!

Furry critter, or room-mate?   



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[albsure69]

Furry critter, or room-mate?   



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Defiantly a small furry critter - it was a bit distracting worrying about it fancying a nibble on my chipolata

[bhudda]

Defiantly a small furry critter - it was a bit distracting worrying about it fancying a nibble on my chipolata

I think they prefer nuts

[tazz]

One Hungarian WG 6 years ago off AW who told the truth about her age and had her room full of birthday presents and cards as it was her bday the following day. Weird thing it was also my sisters the following day and both the same age.

[Newtothisstuff]

Pets in the bedroom pisses me off. A regular I used to see was great. She was a fantastic fuck.... but her dog kept running in and jumping on the bed.
Weirdest thing I've seen was a girl who took the cash on an out call to my hotel and then texted her Mum in the car outside to let her know I was 'genuine'.  WTF? Her Mum was actually driving her to her bookings?

[Ali Katt]

Pets in the bedroom pisses me off. A regular I used to see was great. She was a fantastic fuck.... but her dog kept running in and jumping on the bed.
Weirdest thing I've seen was a girl who took the cash on an out call to my hotel and then texted her Mum in the car outside to let her know I was 'genuine'.  WTF? Her Mum was actually driving her to her bookings?

We've both seen the same girl. It didn't bother it was a small dog and didn't shed hair; I think it bothered her more. I had an even worse one with a different escort where two cats jumped on the bed and made shot loads of noise scratching the radiator.

[Cceon]

Male dog in room which was getting rather excited as I was pumping like a madman.

Great catpic btw Alikatt

[Kinky Foxx]

Great catpic btw Alikatt

I know,..   I've long wanted to ask..... is that a real cat pic or photo shopped?....

[Newtothisstuff]

We've both seen the same girl. It didn't bother it was a small dog and didn't shed hair; I think it bothered her more. I had an even worse one with a different escort where two cats jumped on the bed and made shot loads of noise scratching the radiator.

Damn shame she retired.

[Landscape]

I know,..   I've long wanted to ask..... is that a real cat pic or photo shopped?....

It's a Chimera cat. The cat gets those distinctive facial markings due to two embryos merging together and because of this the cat is basically its own twin.

[Herts_Outcaller]

She gave me her business card for her other profession - a country singer!

visited the YouTube page when I got home, not a bad singer actually. Some minor success, but not hit the big time so probably still whoring.

[Bogof60]

A whole side of a living room dedicated to Tarantula Spiders in their enclosures 

Jo Horsewoman 

[Ali Katt]

She gave me her business card for her other profession - a country singer!

visited the YouTube page when I got home, not a bad singer actually. Some minor success, but not hit the big time so probably still whoring.

Was her country singer name Dolly Legs Partin'.

[Ali Katt]

It's a Chimera cat. The cat gets those distinctive facial markings due to two embryos merging together and because of this the cat is basically its own twin.

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[Monty2018]

Just remembered one from years ago....one wall.of the bedroom covered in glass tanks with snakes, lizards and similar reptiles in them!

For me, I was visiting a regular in Basildon - been seeing her for a while (her AW was Horsewoman) as she was great in bed and we really got on. One time I turned up and there were a few aquarium type tanks that were not there the last time I called - she said very matter of factly that they were full of tarantulas. Still went ahead with the punt but spiders are not my favourite animal (big fairy I know lol) and I was careful walking past them!
She always had a cat about the place as well but it was well trained as it kept away until we finished!
Shame that she retired as I lost contact with her.

[cueball]

I've had quite a few barmy stuff over the years......

Walking past the whole family sat in the lounge as she took me upstairs (bradford street days)

One lasses mate stood in the doorway talking to her as she blew me.

A prossies young lad throwing pebbles at the window because he were locked out... As i hung out of the back of his mother... He got a thick ear as a drove away... I could see in my car mirror the on street bollocking he were getting.


Walking out of one lasses gaff, opening the door, her stood bollock naked at the top of the stairs... I open the door to be faced with a punter stood there with a gormless look on his face trying to re schedule his later appointment.

Being cheered and whistled at by neighbours as i wobbled out from the prossies gaff... I laughed and waved back.

There's loads more but that's what springs to mind at the minute

[Ali Katt]

Some kids throwing snowballs at the windows and the woman's car. She was an appalling shag and now retired, even if I was throwing a few snowballs into her cum gullet it wouldn't have saved it.

She was also wearing a pair of what can only be described as big pants. At least put in the effort.

[Landscape]

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That's about the size of it! 

[almalm]

Many, many, many grams of cocaine in a club in Madrid. And then many, many, many girls popping in for a line.

[Liverpool]

Soho walk down on Bateman Street, a few years back one of the WGs had God awful Chihuahua's who were allowed to shit everywhere around the bed. Thank fuck French Monica was super fit otherwise I would never have gone back.

[rubric]

Nothing visually strange about this story; but once arrived at a flat to find that the girls flatmate was in the process of moving out, boxes in the front room, movers not yet arrived and the flat was the sort where every room opens to a combined lounge/dining room.

Spent the next half an hour sitting in the lounge drinking with the girl, while chatting and waiting for her friend to leave - she alternated between asking her friend about her arrangements and talking about her in the third person [she claimed she occasionally duoed with her]. She did give me the choice of waiting or going straight into the bedroom - but I really didn't fancy humping her, while a door away a bunch of movers were getting boxes out of the flat.

[mikexxlong]

theres been a few some similar  to what others have posted but,
 
one which pops into my mind is--- don't know if classed as weird
 
but years ago late at night as i approached  the prossies flat's main entrance  i noticed what appeared  to be a blood trail judging by the available  light emitting  from the entrance,
this trail lead up to the entrance door,
glancing  down at it several times as i paused before going to press the intercom to be 'buzzed in ' but decided  to give the door a tug instead 
as sometimes they are not always locked correctly .., the door opened it wasn't locked!  and once  inside the lobby this trail lead to the stairs i was about to take from the entrance door I just entered
 the better lighting confirmed it was most likely blood and a fair amount  of it too ,

 i (stupidly)decided to carry on towards my destination and headed towards the stairs
often glancing down at the blood trail trying to avoid  stepping into it as i walked up the stairs  ,without closer examination  i couldn't quite tell the direction of the trail
 if it was leading towards the entrance/exit or coming from entrance towards the stairs

anyway as i got to the landing following the blood trail with my eyes lo and behold it lead straight to the fucking pro$$ie's door

now what is weird  i felt compelled  to carry on walking towards the whores door and fucking  knock on it
not exactly sure what to expect at this point -----would i be greeted by some demented blood covered slapper knife in hand and crazed look in her eyes
  after going radio rental on a previous punter or land myself some other dodgy situation ? 

no answer oh well ,shall i walk away and count myself lucky after being so stupid , no--- I'll knock the door again a bit fucking  harder this time ,
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just kidding my hired for the hour sexy looking tart answered the door
i mentioned  the blood and long story short her friend supposedly  accidently  cut her hand/arm quite badly  on a mirror she was using
 and one of her other friends took her to A&E hence the blood trail out the door etc

[king tarzan]

I hate all that sex toys vibrators chains and stuff ... Find it physically repulsive.. I ask them to remove from room  or cover with towel or sheets..😖😖😖

[TuppennyWet]

I was once ushered in to a living room where an old chap was sitting watching the telly. We spoke for a couple of minutes and it was clear that he was very senile. She had disappeared and I thought I was about to get scammed, she walked back in with her other half and her partner said that I was there to measure up some new wardrobes. I was then taken into the bedroom, a tad confused but a pretty good service nonetheless. She explained that it was a very temporary arrangement as he had kept walking out of his house and they were waiting for a place in a home. Next time I saw her, I took a tape measure just in case.

[pythondan]

I went to Mystiques in Bridgend and there were a couple of guys fitting new carpets - wonder if they told their wives where they had been working that day and whether they were tempted to sample the services on offer.

The weirdist thing I saw was the girl's partner holding their baby after I had finishing fucking her. They both seemed to expect me to comment on how cute the kid was 

[Liverpool]

The weirdist thing I saw was the girl's partner holding their baby after I had finishing fucking her. They both seemed to expect me to comment on how cute the kid was 

Did the kid look like the father?

[Ali Katt]

Who remembers the parlour girl in Sheffield that had fuck off tattooed on her pubic region?

[Stevensmiles]

Having sex with a milf in Northampton about 25 years back.
It was a house on an estate.
I heard the front door and footsteps and the woman said to me,
“It’s ok, it’s just my daughter back from school”

[threechilliman]

Having sex with a milf in Northampton about 25 years back.
It was a house on an estate.
I heard the front door and footsteps and the woman said to me,
“It’s ok, it’s just my daughter back from school”

Wowsers!

[Turtle1]

* A push chair in the hallway
* family photos on every wall ( different race to the WG )
* huge smelly dog sat on the stairs refusing to move until he was dragged away
* a fucking half eaten donna kebab on the bed ( spotless and beautiful flat though )
* a WG ( different one ) actually asleep in the room as we walk in
* A WG ( different one ) actually blowing some poor guy as we walk into a room
* Men’s clothing scattered all over the floor

[Ali Katt]

A punter wearing a British Gas uniform in a parlour.

[Liverpool]

A punter wearing a British Gas uniform in a parlour.

Was he servicing a big old boiler?

[sensualencounter]

Her Dad, leaving the house in a removals van as I was waiting round the corner for the all clear. Apparently, he knew what she did.

[Ali Katt]

Was he servicing a big old boiler?

It was at GFE so mainly fit women there. I was just surprised by the lack of indiscretion.

[Simmo87]

A full room full of Star Trek memorabilia,

Punt was great, the 1hr 15m conversation about Star Trek afterwards was.....  :
I wish I had never opened my mouth and asked...

[Waterhouse]

A full room full of Star Trek memorabilia,

Punt was great, the 1hr 15m conversation about Star Trek afterwards was.....  :
I wish I had never opened my mouth and asked...

Was you thinking "beam me up, Scotty!" ?  Lol.

Who was the SP?

[Ali Katt]

A full room full of Star Trek memorabilia,

Punt was great, the 1hr 15m conversation about Star Trek afterwards was.....  :
I wish I had never opened my mouth and asked...

It's a punt, Jim, but not as we know it.

[scutty brown]

A full room full of Star Trek memorabilia,

Punt was great, the 1hr 15m conversation about Star Trek afterwards was.....  :
I wish I had never opened my mouth and asked...

was she dressed as a Tribble?

[Stiltskin]

1) On my way to a punt in a 2nd floor flat (my first two girl punt), I passed a big fat guy on the stairs that looked like he'd just been dragged out of bed. Only to be told afterwards that they rented this one bed flat from him by the hour. They had just kicked him out of bed, which explained why the bed was still warm!

2) Went to use the bathroom before a punt and the bath was still full of water, with kids toys floating in it. Looks like someone had to cut short their bath for me this time.

3) Visiting a Romanian girl in Southampton. It was a shared house with god knows how many families living there. Seemed quite empty when I arrived though, but 15mins in when I'm sunk to the nuts, the kids must have come home from school and started playing loudly in the corridor outside the bedroom door. The prossie didn't seem phased at all, she just carried on with her over loud fake moaning.

All 3 punts had a happy ending though, as my dick has no shame. There's no place for shame or guilt in this game.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Dogs in a cage.

When a lady works from home family photos are not weird but common enough.