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Offline Corus Boy

« on: February 23, 2018, 01:40:04 pm »
Would you?  :lol:

Newport Fire Crew Cut Spanner From Man's Genitals At A&E.

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Offline Steelworker

« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2018, 01:51:51 pm »
 :D

No, I wouldn’t, by the way, CB  :)

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2018, 01:59:51 pm »
He was lucky.

They didn't publish whether it wasan 8mm or 22mm ring spanner!

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Offline Elda936

« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2018, 02:28:11 pm »
At least the spanner wasnt in his ass to be fair   :D

Offline Avg_Joe

« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2018, 02:39:26 pm »
"Welsh"....... the British equivalent of "Redneck" in the USA


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np500

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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2018, 02:51:14 pm »
Quote from: Avg_Joe on February 23, 2018, 02:39:26 pm
"Welsh"....... the British equivalent of "Redneck" in the USA


 :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

You obviously not been to many places in England then ? ( sarcastic! )

WelshElise

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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2018, 03:37:33 pm »
This thread has tickled me silly thanks guys :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2018, 03:56:10 pm »
Quote from: WelshElise on February 23, 2018, 03:37:33 pm

This thread has tickled me silly thanks guys :lol: :lol: :lol:


Your welcome.

I wonder if he has large nuts?

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Offline Steelworker

« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2018, 04:14:35 pm »
I’m sure the services have seen many strange things. I was told by a doctor mate that a man came into A&E with a dog on his knob. It had gone into some muscle spasm and locked on. His excuse was he tripped while naked and accidentally entered his dog. I never really believed the story  :D

WelshElise

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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2018, 04:46:12 pm »
Quote from: Steelworker on February 23, 2018, 04:14:35 pm
I’m sure the services have seen many strange things. I was told by a doctor mate that a man came into A&E with a dog on his knob. It had gone into some muscle spasm and locked on. His excuse was he tripped while naked and accidentally entered his dog. I never really believed the story  :D
was it a vets or hospital job ?? Gave Rolph Harris a run for his money there :lol:
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WelshElise

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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2018, 04:48:51 pm »
Quote from: Corus Boy on February 23, 2018, 03:56:10 pm
Your welcome.

I wonder if he has large nuts?

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was probably only a little one  :sarcastic:

Ming

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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2018, 04:59:22 pm »
Quote from: Steelworker on February 23, 2018, 04:14:35 pm
I’m sure the services have seen many strange things. I was told by a doctor mate that a man came into A&E with a dog on his knob. It had gone into some muscle spasm and locked on. His excuse was he tripped while naked and accidentally entered his dog. I never really believed the story  :D

I remember that he was from Llandudno and it was a Welsh Collie........ Welsh...... say no more  :lol:

Ming  :hi:

WelshElise

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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2018, 05:13:09 pm »
Quote from: Ming on February 23, 2018, 04:59:22 pm
I remember that he was from Llandudno and it was a Welsh Collie........ Welsh...... say no more  :lol:

Ming  :hi:
heyyy you been to some places in England us welshies got nawt on them  :timeout: :lol: :lol:

vw

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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2018, 05:34:06 pm »
Quote from: WelshElise on February 23, 2018, 05:13:09 pm
heyyy you been to some places in England us welshies got nawt on them  :timeout: :lol: :lol:

sherwood, and the forest of dean.  :D

np500

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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2018, 05:41:12 pm »
Luton !

STAR-LORD

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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2018, 06:22:32 pm »
Quote from: Steelworker on February 23, 2018, 04:14:35 pm
I’m sure the services have seen many strange things. I was told by a doctor mate that a man came into A&E with a dog on his knob. It had gone into some muscle spasm and locked on. His excuse was he tripped while naked and accidentally entered his dog. I never really believed the story  :D

A 🐕 involved and no 🐑 ? Very hard to believe!  :scare:

Offline Sticky

« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2018, 06:48:18 pm »
Quote from: Steelworker on February 23, 2018, 04:14:35 pm
I’m sure the services have seen many strange things. I was told by a doctor mate that a man came into A&E with a dog on his knob. It had gone into some muscle spasm and locked on. His excuse was he tripped while naked and accidentally entered his dog. I never really believed the story  :D

How long had they been married for?

np500

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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2018, 06:51:50 pm »
Quote from: Ming on February 23, 2018, 04:59:22 pm
I remember that he was from Llandudno and it was a Welsh Collie........ Welsh...... say no more  :lol:

Ming  :hi:

You sure it did’t happen in ELY, ( Cardiff , not Cambridgeshire)  most disturbing things generally do ?
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Offline Steelworker

« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2018, 06:57:26 pm »
Quote from: Sticky on February 23, 2018, 06:48:18 pm
How long had they been married for?

They were getting divorced because she was a bitch

Offline mrdiamond77

« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2018, 06:59:17 pm »
Quote from: Redevil86 on February 23, 2018, 05:41:12 pm
Luton !

I was thinking of Norfolk.  Seems to be a few strange ones over there when I talk to them on the phone in work.   :D

np500

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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2018, 07:03:07 pm »
Quote from: mrdiamond77 on February 23, 2018, 06:59:17 pm
I was thinking of Norfolk.  Seems to be a few strange ones over there when I talk to them on the phone in work.   :D

Luton’s a shit hole with some right scumbags, but you can get to Norfolk by traveling through Luton , make a day of it !

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« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2018, 07:05:45 pm »
Quote from: Steelworker on February 23, 2018, 06:57:26 pm
They were getting divorced because she was a bitch

 :D :lol:

WelshElise

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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2018, 07:15:33 pm »
Quote from: Redevil86 on February 23, 2018, 06:51:50 pm
You sure it did’t happen in ELY, ( Cardiff , not Cambridgeshire)  most disturbing things generally do ?
you sure it's Ely or Caerau?? :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2018, 07:16:55 pm »
Quote from: mrdiamond77 on February 23, 2018, 06:59:17 pm
I was thinking of Norfolk.  Seems to be a few strange ones over there when I talk to them on the phone in work.   :D

How strange are we talking here?  :wacko:  :crazy:

WelshElise

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« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2018, 07:17:44 pm »
Quote from: Steelworker on February 23, 2018, 06:57:26 pm
They were getting divorced because she was a bitch
fair play this threads getting better and better  :lol:

Offline mrdiamond77

« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2018, 07:19:47 pm »
Quote from: The Nightwolf on February 23, 2018, 07:16:55 pm
How strange are we talking here?  :wacko:  :crazy:

Don't want to offend anybody from East Anglia, but I have wondered if there had been some inbreeding going on.   :unknown:

Offline crfc

« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2018, 08:46:57 pm »
Quote from: Redevil86 on February 23, 2018, 06:51:50 pm
You sure it did’t happen in ELY, ( Cardiff , not Cambridgeshire)  most disturbing things generally do ?
Oi, although it has changed somewhat since I left their to work for Madge in '68  :cool:
Ely born n Ely bred, strong in the arm and thick in the head  :lol:

np500

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« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2018, 08:51:55 pm »
Quote from: crfc on February 23, 2018, 08:46:57 pm
Oi, although it has changed somewhat since I left their to work for Madge in '68  :cool:
Ely born n Ely bred, strong in the arm and thick in the head  :lol:

You put it so much more street   :thumbsup: well that’s ELY for your  :D at least you escaped in one peace !

Offline crfc

« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2018, 09:58:51 pm »
Quote from: Redevil86 on February 23, 2018, 08:51:55 pm
You put it so much more street   :thumbsup: well that’s ELY for your  :D at least you escaped in one peace !
I was one of the lucky ones to find the escape tunnel, cannot remember which one it was now though, Tom, Dick or Harry!!!!

On reflection it must have been Dick I think  :hi:
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