https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/bangkok-thai-massage-glasgow-city-centre-g2-5al/1450284266

Deciding to give my kinky side a rest, I opted for a massage instead. Phoned up this morning, given an appointment for late afternoon, so no problems on the comms front. She's based in a building a stone's throw from Glasgow central. Turned up to be greeted by a reasonably attractive Thai lady called Lanna, petite, late thirties/early forties.

I went for an hour, massage with aroma oil. Shoulders, back, neck attended to with a fair amount of pressure, no complaints on that front. Legs stretched, arms likewise, I'm no expert with this kind of massage but it felt invigorating, so she must be doing something right. Wiped down at the end as they do, time was up.

Summary:

Pros: Nice lady, friendly without being overly chatty. Massage seemed professional enough, room was small but clean and comfortable.

Cons: The building she works from is in a right state, not helped by the fact she's on the top floor, no lift in operation. The massage didn't last the full hour, so I have to mark her down for that. I considered a low positive but will have to go with a neutral, would I return, probably not.

£50/1hour, no extras.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6883387

About eight months since my last review of Inese and the same rating so hopefully not considered touting. Had no luck with my RB and local calls had not generated anything of worth making the effort for .. i saw Inese wasn’t too far away, now based out of a hotel in Sutton, and she was cheap(er) at £120/hr, had a banging body and .. well … the little head took over.

They say that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result … no issues at the hotel, straight to the door and she recognised me … she is still hot, facially looking her age (She’s 40 she told me) .. but the body is just lovely - not gym fit but slim with great boobs and bum  … went though two rounds .. toothy oral without, mish, doggy, her on top and repeat with a massage (limited skills) in between.

Same neutral as her conversation can be a downer - she really doesn’t seem to want to do this any more and is just considering it a way to make money before meeting someone, settling down and being taken care of. I hope not to make the same mistake again .. money wasted and should have just had a wank or gone for 30 mins instead.

https://www.adultwork.com/7420992 or https://www.adultwork.com/DiDi+Denise+Lee

Not what I was expecting to be honest
She’s tiny, just over 5 foot and chubby
Face ok, big natural floppy tits, belly bit of a car crash with scars
She was nice enough

£70 all in I was told, the text said kissing /owo inc but the repeated kissing £10 at the end
I didn’t pay the extra £10 when she asked

Bj was ok, nothing to write home about
No 69 or RO - she said no I don’t do

Bagged up into mish, flipped her over to doggy, no speed bump - no I don’t do
Asked her to ride me - no I don’t do…..

Bj and 2 positions it was then

Asked for a massage that was half ok to finish the time off

She’s a p&d imo
I wouldn’t return
Recommend only as a p&d
Cheap enough with owo included

Cristal Hot Blonde Brazilian
£130 hour

Sunbury, now moved on, but regular touring

https://www.adultwork.com/6481487 or 
https://www.adultwork.com/Cristal+Hot+Blonde

Was looking for something local to me that fitted an alibi of an afternoon cycle ride and a pub stop without breaking the bank....
Vicky_28 texted back she wasn't working, so pulled the trigger on texting Cristal Hot Blonde

Replied with an address off the Sunbury roundabout which lead to a rough ass looking concrete block next to a shopping centre.
Was thankful I packed 2 locks and a cable for my bike..

Inside the flat everything felt clean safe and civilised enough

Unfortunately her English was very limited but I was made to feel welcome still with a kiss from the start.

She looked identical to the profile pictures and was wearing the shiny black lycra dress with the neck strap as shown on her latest picture.

Facially I found her very pretty. The golden skin and blonde highlights reminded me of Melissa Reddy from Sky Sports.
Yeah probably a bit of a stretch but making the comparison in my head during the punt certainly gave me a bit of extra value for my money...

I handed over £130 and asked to take a shower.
She asked if I wanted a 2nd girl, just like I'd read on previous reviews, for no additional charge.
I hesitated remembering mixed accounts of how great the 2 girl reality worked out to be.
My little brain took over and I agreed to 2 girl.

As I was drying off in the shower I caught sight of a black haired older woman who wasn't so attractive to me and had second thoughts about dividing my time between the 2.

Back in the room it seems she had taken my hesitation for a No to the 2 girl as thankfully the black haired woman didn't return.

As I mentioned, English was very limited, but she did ask preferences - I think she listed  Domination, but I just wanted GFE and kissing.

Kissing was very good and enjoyed this as the clothes came off.
As the pictures show- big bum, big boobs.
Probably enhanced. Didn't massively do it for me but the main attraction was her face and kissing.

Managed a bit of RO before condom on and missionary. Can't remember the exact sequence but I ended up withdrawing after about 10 minutes and unfortunately I didn't have the presence of mind to stop her baby oiling my cock and wanking me to completion...

Thought the worst, that it was her tactic of rushing me through and preparing me for an early exit..
However that wasn't the case at all and she carried on entertaining me for the whole hour in a variety of positions with plenty of kissing and OWO.

Unfortunately I struggled to get the second pop despite the first one being so early on.

I enjoyed my time though
I ended up finding some pictures of Melissa Reddy on my phone and trying to explain she reminded me of her. I think she understood but was modest and didn't see the comparison.

Highs:
Facially very pretty
Good kissing
Location for me
Acceptable cost
Option of 2 girl if required
No clock watching or time wasting

Lows
A bit too eager with the first hand job
Limited English made it a bit impersonal
Prefer more natural looking tits



Managed a decent Thames side pub stop on the way home as well

I was looking for Fallyn for sometime but it was difficult to find a suitable time. I thought why not meet Mulan as she has some good reviews here. It turned out to be okish and a nuteral for me.

Meeting happened in Mar-24 ,  £150/ 1 hr

Location :  Few minutes walk from Edgware road Stn. Had to call Olina reception to get the apartment number and directions.

She opened the door hiding behind and with the first glimpse of her,  she appeared to be a short Thai lady with some resemblance to the pictures posted online but not as impressive as the pictures. It's her for sure but facially I was not impressed.

She did a nice welcome, a few kisses and some play. Proceeded to an assisted shower and usual rituals. .Back in the room she started with nice blowjob and she was good at it. I gave her hints to give me rimming and she was quick to start that. She went on for a few minutes giving me rimming and I was in heaven. This was the best part of entire meet. Played more and then it was time for sex in missionary followed by doggy. Took a massage and after a while she tried to get me hard again but I couldn't. There was no connect with her and hence I left on hour mark with only 1 round. I had shower before I left and was very cooperative to get me ready.


Overall neutral for me as her attitude and willingness to please is spot on

https://www.olina-oriental-escort.com/asian-escort/mulan/

https://www.adultwork.com/7298659 or https://www.adultwork.com/SEXY+THAI+JUNE

Just got back from seeing this one for 1 hour. All in all, a decent positive, with a couple of caveats.

Messaged mid morning looking for a 1 hour incall at lunchtime. About half an hour from meet time, no reply, so started making plan B arrangements.

Just before the original meet time, get a message back - Free now. Standard message with location, fees & extras listed £120 + £10 kissing +£10 owo + £40 anal.

I wasn't too far away, so agreed time and fees for 1 hour - £160 all included.

Asked to park in supermarket nearby and text. Given final direction and flat number. When I get there, there's an estate agent trying to get into one of the other flats in the building, so I have to wait until she's cleared off before I can get to the buzzer. Overall, it feels relatively discreet, just unlucky to get there at the same time as someone else.

Once in, I'm pleasantly surprised. A Thai that's better looking than her photos! Nice figure, attractive and smiley personality. Not gym fit, but no excess weight and lovely soft curves. Bolt-ons, which to me, looked and felt great - Not too firm. Photos are fairly accurate, she's just better in real life that when airbrushed.

Fee paid up front and quick shower to freshen up, then asked if I want sex or massage first. Wen straight into it and massage later.

She started with a bit of b2b, and kissing, then onto decent owo and ball sucking. At this point, it felt like she has a bit of a routine which felt a bit impersonal, but everything she was doing was decent. She didn't go ott with wipes etc and was happy to shove her tongue as far into my mouth as it would go. OWO was decent too. Just wet enough and no teeth. Reasonably deep, without being DT.

I asked to return the favour and this was a bit of a let down. She was enthusiastic enough and offered 69, but I wanted her on her back to really get to work. However, she immediately closed her legs and lifted them up to prevent any real access to her clit. She liked a bit of rimming though.

"Ass or pussy first?" Went for pussy, so mac on and lubed up into mish. Decent noises and eye contact, but did feel a little disconnected. After a while. She offers anal again, onto her knees, lubes up and guides me in. Gentle to start, then no problem to build up a rhythm until it got too much and I blew in the bag.

After a quick clean up where she had a quick trip to the bathroom, then onto massage with oil. Decent, firm massage - possibly a little too firm at times, but pretty good.

Thinking we're about out of time, she then asks if I want to go again! Oils up the old chap and pumps away with her hands until I'm hard enough, then offers sex again. I often struggle to cum twice in 1 hour, but she was game, so another mac applied and straight back into her arse and it wasn't long until the inevitable happened, much to my surprise!

Showered again to clean off the oil  then dressed and away about 10 minutes over my hour!

Definitely left happy, just a little mechanical at times with her routine, but I can't complain if she got 2 pops out of me in the hour! Id probably look her up again if I saw her back in the area.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage/fishwick/relaxing-massage-by-indian-therapist/327126706
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage/fishwick/relaxing-massage-by-sarah/318575363

I was in Preston, spotted the top one of these two profiles and wondered if it was somewhere new as the photos bore no relationship to what I saw last time. Anyway, asked the question "where are you?" and got the reply: Herbsnetic. I decided not to bother, but an hour or so later got another message "well do you want to make a booking"? Seemed a different attitude, different people so I thought I'd give it a go. Mistake.

Walked to the shop, same as before inside. No sign of the Indian chap who was running it before, or his two helpers. Instead place was being run by what looked and sounded like a size 14 Romanian girl in jeans and sweater.
She directed me upstairs, up a very steep and narrow staircase which to my eye would fail any safety checks. At least the threadbare carpet has gone, now replaced by green paint where the carpet should be in the centre of the stairs....
Before going upstairs I'd used the downstairs loo, where it became apparent they were on an economy drive over the non-use of water. Going up the stair continued this moneysaving theme as the stairwell lights were turned off, with no windows. So you climb into the gloom, at the top totally dark. What had been one big first floor room has now been carved up with DIY studwork into two rooms with a connecting corridor. We stumbled down the corridor to a door, opening it by touch (another girl had briefly opened another door to stop us going in her room - she was barely visible in the dark). The two spoke - sounded like their names were something like Ziggi and Diggi or some such nonsense.

Anyway into the room. Not much more than a boxroom holding a folding trestle table. A single bed would have filled the room. The DIY studwork wall was "flexible" and there was grunting heard through the wall that sounded like an angry walrus.
Anyway, I stripped off, lay face down on the trestle (it did have a face hole), relished in the two mustard-yellow and one shit-brown streaks on the circular pillow. Looked at the positioning of the trestle and thought "this is going to be awkward". Sure enough she comes into the room and shoves the table sideways across the floor with me on it......
Massage begins, she asks "firm or medium", I select firm. There followed a period of dabbing-on of oil....tap-tap-tap-tap, followed by squeezing. I guess the idea was some kind of lymphatic drainage, but it was a total waste of time. At intervals as she needed access to different body areas she kicked / slid the table around the room, with me waiting to bail out if the inevitable collapse happened.......someone is going get hurt there. No delicate touches, no teasing, nothing at all. Even after she got me to turnover and my credentials were on show for easy access, nothing happening. So just what the other girl was doing in the other room to get the guy grunting I don't know.
The event ended with a tissue paper wipedown and then she fucked off while I dressed. No hint of any extras, which seems totally at odds with the lack of modesty towels or the fact she was EE not Indian. Maybe you need to specifically ask? But that's not really a good idea.

But to summarise, £40 for one hour for a non-massage in a crappy building with a Romanian chubster who seemed disinterested, and with no hint of extra benefits.
If the massage had been any good then that would have been fine, without anything else. But in reality it was just crap

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/591436

Date: Jan 24

Location: Residential Street - free on street parking is a little distance away, close by supermarket that you can park in

Comms: Initially via AW, then via phone

Cost: £80/60mins (think this has recently gone up on her AW)

Looks: Very attractive facially, amazing body - very athletic frame with a great boobs and bum

Service: Had a shower and then lay face down on the bed. Started with my legs, Natasha gave a great massage moving up all the way to my shoulders.

Asked me to turn over and again gave a very relaxing massage.

Made a few swipes at my old man before starting with hand relief. Used a nice amount of oil for both massage and hand job.

Conclusion: Felt fantastic afterwards. Not a sports style massage so don't go thinking that you're going to receive that level of treatment. Natasha provides a very sensual massage.

Return: Yes - good value in my opinion and exactly what I'm looking for in this style of massage.

https://birchplace.com/profile/53520

This is my first review, so please bear with me. Since I saw my first trans girl in late 2018 (Miss Persia), I seem to average seeing maybe three trans girls a year. I've always tended to go for Thai girls; I'm not sure why, but I generally had pleasant experiences, so I stick to what I know.

I had the urge last week, so I looked at who was about locally in the East Lancs area and saw Kate was available in Bury. I knew the location as previously seen Transexual Michelle there. I opted for 30 minutes at £80 from Kate.

Comms: No issues what so ever. All very fluid through text

Location: Terrace House in a quiet area

Kate: She was the girl in the photos, but possibly a little bigger than the BP ones. As others have said, the AW photos seem more realistic. She was super friendly and seemed to enjoy as much as I did.

Service: I like a good massage. Many go through the motions, but Kate seemed to want to get in deep with her hands, which I really enjoyed. The foreplay was excellent, with plenty of mutual relief.

I went with the intention of topping but ended up being topped. I just went with the flow and was pleasantly surprised how good it felt. Her cock gets girthy towards the base, and she certainly used it well. I ended up coming hands-free too quickly, which was a shock, tbh, and she was disappointed at the early conclusion.

Summary: Would I see her again? Yes definitely, and for £80 was great value.

insta link removed, no socials as per the rules
Mid April

I am a frequent corporate traveller at a popular hotel so I get to know staff members pretty well, especially concierge team members who are on late evenings or nights. Concierge obviously are in the know about hotel activities so we share stories etc.

Tells me about this girl and it has his sign of approval so I think "why not?".

Comms: Done through IG messenger, use a my punting email address of course. Straightforward. Organise an incall on Elizabeth Line (East London). I ask for pictures as proof.
Agree on fees and services. PSE  (1 hour owo,protected) £250.

The girl: Thick with a capital THICK. In a very good way. Good food for real. Pretty face and with lip fillers.

Meet: Decent sized apartment. Looks like AirBnB has that not lived in feel, just for work. Usual stuff, behind the door, money paid.

Activities: As mentioned PSE, dick swallower, lots of saliva and spit, ball sucking. Almost gave her my nut then and there. Booty was massive and and felt  like it was a water balloon a like the cam girl Randalin. This girl can handle dick and can take a pounding. I went full beast mode and there was no problems just screams of glee from her. I feeI the nut like a shotgun and we end up in a sweaty heap. More small talk. I praise the booty some more.

Small talk and kiss on cheeks goodbye. 1 hour 15 minutes.

Deffo rebooking when I'm around in London again.








photo removed until link with it on an ad

https://www.adultwork.com/7704327 or https://www.adultwork.com/Tesa+Ebony

This meet never happened.

I arranged to see her today by text. She confirmed her extras as CIM £30, Anal £50, OWO £20, WS £20. I wouldn't have taken these due to cost.

She asked me to confirm 30 mins before - I confirmed 1 hr before and asked her to reply. She never did. Thankfully I spared myself a trip to Sheffield centre until she replied.

Approach with extreme caution!! Or avoid altogether.

https://www.adultwork.com/1933639

Struggled to find the time to get back into the game post-pandemic but met Jackie for a one hour incall in a day-use hotel earlier this year for £190.

Pics and and age are accurate as per other reviews. Great comms and super accommodating. This translated into the meet itself. Once in the room everything was very laid back and easy going. Had a quick shower and returned to a pleasant few minutes snogging on the bed before she was keen to present her natural pussy and ensure it was to my liking. It was! Lots of mutual oral fun followed. I doubt I stressed her submissiveness as much as others but she placed my hand on her head as she bobbed up and down on me. Great dirty talk without being OTT picking up on things I liked. She's very proactive and quite the sight riding you cowgirl with your hands supporting her sizeable tits.

We managed a couple of rounds and she wasn't in a rush to kick me out. A very pleasant hour. I would be confident she would happily provide whatever she has listed on her profile so very much what you see there is what you get.

https://www.adultwork.com/4760827 / https://www.adultwork.com/THE+BJ+QUEEN

Price: £100 - 2 girls blow n go

Comms: Quick replies sent by text, booking made swiftly

Location: Hotel in Ashton-Under-Lyne near motorway

The Girls:

• THE BJ QUEEN: She's not skinny but not fat, just a bigger girl. She is tall, a bit of meat on her and fake tits. Facially she looks exactly like her pics.
• The other girl: does not have an AW profile as far as I am aware but I did get a picture of her when communicating by text which was more flattering than what she was in real life, she was around the same shape body wise, fake tits, and facially around a 4/10.

Both dressed in 'sexy' clothing with everything on view.

The Meet: Arrived at the hotel on time free parking in the car park. Got told to wait for 5 mins and then given the room number and told to come up. The hotel is quite busy as there is a gym in there too so didn't really look suspicious walking through. Got to the room and greeted by both girls - i wasn't dissapointed with bj queen because from the pics on AW i knew what to expect but was kind of disappointed with the other girl as she wasn't the best looking. The bj queen told pretty much took the lead and told me to undress and lay on the bed and she got straight down to business. Her friend came and joined in pretty much straight away and they both sucked together pretty well but the positioning was a bit awkward so i told them get on their knees while i sat on the chair and then happily obliged and got down to business. They both actually sucked really good plenty of spit and deepthroating working together both licking up and down the sides and then alternating between my dick and balls. After a bit i stood up and watched them go it at more together and tbh it was a good time they both delivered good head while working as a team which is exactly what I wanted. At one pointed they both sucked each one of my balls at the same time which was great and even tho they wern't the best looking girls the view was good and the tits look good. When I cummed I cummed in the bj queens mouth while she deepthroated me.

Would I Return?

Positives:

• They both worked well together and did pretty much what I asked.
• They did not look at the clock once and I think it was around 30 mins before I cummed.
• The blowjob delivered by both was really nice n wet n sloppy which is what I wanted.
• They were actually really friendly.

Negatives:

• They were not the best lookers.
• Using the bathroom after I finished, I noticed fake tan everywhere and after I left and got home there was fake tan all over my boxers.

I would return but only for the blowjob. I wouldn't want FS with either of them. There was a lot on offer in the way of DFK them both and fondling as they tried it with me but I just didn't fancy them enough to kiss them so for me it was just about the BJ, and in fairness they delivered a great double blowjob! I think she works with different girls because I have enquired before about the double blow n go service (which I didn't end up goin ahead with) and she sent me a picture of another girl. When I walked into the room we got down to business straight away, Money wasn't even mentioned until after we finished which I thought was a nice touch.

April 2024

15 mins £50

Link
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/croydon-cr0/beautiful-and-discreet--new-girl-/327223199
https://archive.ph/HHyGL

Another bait and switch had my eye on this account but didn't get a chance last time,  however back in town now and she was my plan B after the bns earlier that night. Got text details nice apartment block in Croydon next to the market I've actually seen a few girls in the past here. Anyhow got buzzed in finally after waiting in the lobby it's only after I had left I know why that was. Nice welcome not the girl but nice thought cool I can work with this. She was Brazilian/Colombian so she said 🤷🏾‍♂️ who knows Service started with OW it was OK then onto sex did a bit of mish going through the motions she was half lifeless just making sure her boobs didn't poke out her fishnet dress. Then the Fuckery started cum baby time I said what we have only been going for 5 mins this happened a few times then I said let's switch to doggy so I can just finish and get out of here and that's exactly what happened standing doggy finished in the bag dressed and left. So while she was complaining about the time was because the bloody buzzer and her phone was going off through out albeit on vibrate but still. Got to the main door and there was another guy there on the phone who had her on loud speaker I can bet my cotton socks he was definitely up next and had been the one buzzing away. And I think that is exactly what happened to me when I arrived. I was so close to walking as well but a resident was leaving at the time and let me in. Shit fuck Shit SP bloody crook karma will catch up with her.
Big fat negative
 

vvvv

Girl: DUDA
From: Brazil
English: Excellent, no issues with communication
Venue: New Masha venue - Bayswater/ Paddington - W2 6EW
Website: https://ourtherapist.co.uk/
Contact No: +44 7407443603

Transaction: £170

• £130 for 30 mins’ FS
• £20 - kissing

Booking:
Contacted the usual Masha number when saw Duda back, but different post code so asked. Was given a new number for the new Masha W2 venue. Comms were quick as always and easy to book

Girl:

Lights, Camera, Action:

https://www.adultwork.com/7673180 or https://www.adultwork.com/Polish+Ana+

Was in the area so I went to see Ana after all the good reviews on here.

Booking - Meeting arranged via text with the maid an hour in advance. I arrived on time and was let in right away.  Flat - Building close to Aldi.

WG - was not the girl on the AW profile. Rather a late 30, size 16, some tatoos. Facially Ok 6/10 long blonde hair (could be dyed). Friendly attitude but not very smiley. English was ok, I said I am here to see Ana. She said not working today. So I walked. She didn’t seem upset or anything about it so I am assuming others did the same if they were there to see Ana.

Conclusion: waste of time but money saved 🤣. If you planning a trip, make sure you confirm it’s the girl in the pictures you will see. Note that the number on the adv recently changed but not the pictures or details.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/massage-therapist/1469025349

https://g.co/kgs/f2fgD8M

£45 for 60 minute + £5 card processing + £80 for naked B2B
Plus noodles!

Comms: 10/10.
Via WhatsApp and dealt with by Julia, using the shop phone. Answered promptly without messing. A bit of copy/paste, as you'd expect. Booked in and job's a good 'un.

Girl: 8/10.
5'2/3" and slim. Probably late 30s to mid 40s but looks 30 something.
Size 8, maybe and 32C. Slight mum tum but nothing saggy anywhere. Dark hair, shoulder length with auburn highlights. Pleasant face, decent English for 10 years in UK. Alternates between London and Manchester. With it being a little warmer, she's dressed in a simple, black maxi dress that stops just below C level, with a logo across the bust that is parted by the zippered neckline, that she leaves unzipped all the way to her valley. It puts me in mind of 80s and 90s club wear. No tights or stockings and black, stretch lycra panties and a black bra.
When naked, she's got a distinctive butterfly tattoo above her right breast. Chatty and flirty from the start.

Location: 6 or 7/10.
Been around for a while under various owners/operators. Current set up encourages entrance through the side door, which is the kitchen and toilets. The room at the front is a staff room. The treatment rooms have showers, heating, sturdy tables with head holes, covered in paper towel.
Not the best area, it's the opposite of discrete and there's a footfall of locals and ne'er do wells that might spook the more self conscious.
Enough street parking in front and on side roads and despite the amount of broken glass in the road and battered vehicles, I've never had problems.

Service: 8/10.
Shower to start, which this time didn't come out of my hour and Julia is shuttling back and forth when I undress and dry off, giving little taps and pats and squeezes. Payment sorted by a mixture of card for the house and cash for the girl and loyalty card stamped. Free session after 10 visits.
Laid out and she starts dressed, with a firm oil massage on my back, neck and arms and is comfortable with my touching and stroking, but not mauling her legs and bum.
This doesn't last long as we agree more a soft and slow massage. She likes this because it's less work and slips out of her dress and undies.
When I'm on my front, there's plenty of attention to Steven and the twins and CC swipes, and more to get the bluey priming little muffin for action.
Again, I'm not rebuffed from touching her bum and anywhere else that I can reach from this position and at times, her foot is on the table to make this easier for me.
The usual joking about my strong hands and her wanting a massage, then before you know it, Julia is face down on the table with me sat on her thighs hamfistedly trying a back massage but distracted by little muffin tapping against her arse cheeks.
It's a thing for me, that my pre cum starts early and plenty and Julia keeps stopping to give little muffin and her bum a wipe down to stop things getting too slippery.
Then Julia asks me to move to the top of the table reaching over her to continue. My unfulfilled curiosity was whether OWO might be on the cards but no, just HR as I'm reaching down her back from shoulders to hips.
I call time on this and lay back on the table to carry on being the massee, not the masseur.
Pretty much as you'd expect for this, nipple licking and flicking (mine), which doesn't do much and nipple kissing and licking (her), which needs to be gentle and gets (staged) appreciation.
Not as much slip and slide, or raunch, as some others but all enjoyable. I have to laugh when she wipes (not wet) little muffin towards the end, only to slather oil all over. What's the point of that?
With 15 minutes or so, to go, I stand her up and bend her over the side of the table. We're both careful where little muffin goes as I position between her bum cheeks, pointing up, not down. By grabbing her shoulders, hips, bum and waist, I can get a rocking rhythm going that does the job.
Another wipe and Julia offers to shower together and turns the water on, asking me to get in first.
When she sees how much room isn't left once I'm there, she changes her mind and I rinse off solo.
Getting dressed with the lights back on, I watch her freshen up, pretty thoroughly compared to some.
We're all done and I'm ready to leave when Julia asks if I'm getting something to eat now. When I say yes, she offers reheated noodles!
We sit in the staff area chatting and swapping WeChat details. When I leave, she gives me an apple!

VFM: 7/10. For £125 excluding card fee, you can get FS. As always, talk of "discount next time" and there is the loyalty card, where after ten visits, you get a free session.

Would I return: Yes, but that's me. It's mostly nostalgia that takes me back and the lack of WSWS. Back in the day, I had a lot of fun with Anna and Tina and I like not having to traipse around to use a shower. EM

https://birchplace.com/trans/united-kingdom/glasgow?page=2

Just saw the above girl in Glasgow (merchant city) and thought I would treat myself.
£150 for 30 mins .
Handed over £160 no change offered.(pet hate)
Not bad looking but nowhere near as good as the pics or videos on X. Chubbier in real life..
Hadn’t made an effort even with 1 hour notice, hair was messy and looked slightly greasy and the major mood killer was the breath 🤮. Didn’t try and engage kissing due to this, sucked each other owo for 5 mins which wasn’t bad then 2 mins of her riding cowgirl before she stopped looked at the Jonny, whipped it off and threw it on the floor, can only assume it was dirty.
A bit more owo on me and she wanked me off till I came.
Wiped myself down  then got dressed quickly as I just wanted out by this point.
I tried some small talk when I was getting dressed, “how long are you in Glasgow?”
“Don’t know baby” was the reply as she stood in front of the mirror playing with her hair. So I ended it there.

A waste of £160 as the service and hygiene weren’t good.  😡

Tried out Melissa for an edging blowjob session 45 mins, wanted a soul sucking finish cim.

Unfortunately the finish was very disappointing. Blowjob was good. But a bit toothy at times, did a little sex missionary and doggy but main focus on BJ

I told her to keep sucking when I said I was cumming but it was very disappointing. When cumming she started sucking very shallow.

Disappointing finish, there are hardly any girls that can do soul sucking BJ. Lexie raye was really good at blowjobs but I made the mistake of going for throatpie finish with her instead of soul sucking.

Soul sucking BJ is when girl keeps sucking deep for a long time when you cum. But is very hard to find anyone that can deliver on that

Throatpie seems to be rare but really it is overrated in my view. Soul sucking finish is superior. Comms with Melissa was 150 for 45 mins with swallow. (130+20). Girl has a nice body and good BJ overall but very poor finish. Even polish girl Vicky did better soul sucking attempt despite the fact that Vicky doesn't do deepthroat!

Hopefully Lexie raye will return again one day to London.

https://www.adultwork.com/6973487

Saw this profile pop up, looks like a new one for the Gaby group, so I thought I would give her a try

All coms the usual way for this group, by Aw email, and then a call with a with held number, all coms quick and easy. Zara phoned me 10 mins before the start time, and I told her I was stuck in traffic and would be 15 mins late, and was I ok for the full hour, She said that was fine.

Venue was a newly refurbished apartment block, 10 min drive from the city center, all the usual bathroom facilitys if needed, with clean towels. Free parking at the rear of the building.

Price was £140 for the hour with all included from her likes list.

Usual scenario on entry, got money out of the way, and straight to business.

Started off with some  french kissing, no Dfk throughout the meet, and then Owo, she can take it quite deep, but not full deep throat on 6.5 inches, plenty of ball licking as well, very good technique. I reterned the compliment with Reverse oral and a bit of rimming, all perfectly fresh. plenty of  covered fucking in a few positions, finished by Cim.

Zara is a pretty girl with los of ink, which I dont mind, very chatty and easy to get along with. I will have a repeat session sometime.

https://www.crazyoz.com/ad_182670.html

I saw this lady maybe a month ago, after a few attempts to arrange a meeting, I was able to see her one morning.

Comms : texted the number on her add, she'll reply to you with a very long and cheesy text, with her availability, she only works monday-friday from early mornings until noon, before her kids get back from school. She'll also list her prices with her "deluxe extra services" like owo, fk, massage, cim. I opted for 30 mins which was £55 + £10 for owo.

Location : her own house, close to town center. Clean, but had photos with her family/kids everywhere inlcuding the upstairs bedroom where the action happened. Free parking on the street, not a problem.

Description : early 40's, milf next door type, very pretty for me, but also very skinny. Was wearing a matching lingerie with some old school heels, covered by a dressing gown.

Action : once I was let in, we went in the upstairs bedroom, imediately I noticed she was quite nervous and shy. I took the lead, so money hand over, started kissing, she is a terrible one, she got no idea how to kiss which was quite annoying. Both undressed now, her boobs are very saggy and as I said she is very skinny. She gave me some owo/handjob which was acceptable but I had to tell her to use her hand less if possible. Time to fuck her, where everything went downhill. I have never seen a pussy so hairy in my life, and I have been to a few asian establishments. She looked like she has never ever shaven, she was hairy even on her inner thighs, which for me was very off putting. Started in mish but she was closing and clenching her legs so I couldn't penetrate her properly. She was making these weird facials expressions like she was in pain, her eyes completely closed and a grimacing face. Asked her several times if she was ok, everytime she said yes, she enjoys herself, didn't look like at all. Got her on top of me hoping I would get a better angle to fuck her, but she didn't know how to move at all, she was trying to bounce up and down, the weirdest fuck I have ever experienced. I started to fuck her hard, or at least trying to, hoping I would be able to cum, but again the grimacing face and her eyes closed were no good to me ( I am not big by all means ). Asked her again if she is ok, if she's in pain, same answer, nothing is wrong and she likes it. I was getting uncomfortable seeing her like this and there was no way I would cum. Told her to stop and finish me by hand, which she did. Got dressed and left.

She is a very pleasant lady, she is pretty, but also she is so so inexperienced. She doesn't know how to kiss, how to move, how to fuck. Most weirdest and uncomfortable punt ever. I wouldn't return.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/deep-tissue-massage-services/nicole-massage/1455050395

Quick review on Nicole. First visit to her since the OLL days when I was a regular and used to fantasise about snogging in-between her legs while she was wanking me off. If only.

Visit was a few weeks ago late afternoon appointment. One hour of massage and HE for 45 plus 20 so total of of £65.

Nicole is well known. I thought facially she was showing the years but still very attractive. She was wearing a dress above the knee, usual black tights and knee length boots.

Onto the massage table and the one hour just concentrated on legs, groin, balls , cock , stomach, pubic bone and the eventual custard shooting finale. One full hour of absolute sensual pleasure.

She allowed touching over her bum and upskirt and those are still her limits which I have always respected. Good bit of catch-up afterwards. Nice clean down but not much oil used anyway at my request.

In and out in ten minutes over the hour so no rush. Solid positive from me

https://www.taplink.by/karina

https://www.gumtree.com/p/swedish-massage-services/swedish-massage/1464793171

I liked the look of Karina so booked her for a half hour b2b earlier today. All organised for 11.45. About a 6-7 min walk from the tube station. Got to the venue and was told to wait, got a voice call from the maid to say she will text when Karina is ready. About 10-15 min past and I ask is the delay because she is not in, I was told she would be 3-4 min tops. Make my way up to her flat and its Julia (Italian girl) that opens the door. I say I booked Karina and she went off to contact the maid and I did aswell. I was told it would be a further 10 min wait as Karina was still on tube. I asked if she could offer something for the delay and I was given a discount of £10 so paid £60 overall.

Julia was apologising alot and reassuring me she wont be long. Finally Karina arrives and she thought I was Julia's customer so tried to go out the front door again! Julia then says im here for her, she went off to get changed into a pink dress. Obviously fustrated with the wait but didn't let that show. Karina is a milf, quite accurate pics, cracking body (alot of their Kazakh staff tend to be curvy), a bit of shyness about her but still a really nice lady. A very good session, not much reach unders but she did her best to make it erotic. Loads of body slides, the exhaling near your ear that they do alot, trying to lightly bite my ear. On the flip, she stood on the massage table and done some sort of gyrating she then turn around so got a good feel of her big ass. Came quite quick and she helped me clean up.

I liked the session but I see what the maid was trying to do, she thought i'd happily accept Julia as a replacement whilst Karina was struggling to get in. I didn't like that but to her credit she was apologising alot on the phone and I do appreciate the discount. I would see Karina again but eager to try their other staff when I get the chance.

https://www.adultwork.com/4682445
https://www.adultwork.com/AdrienneFitSexy

Location: Flat in Seven Dials / Covent Garden. Fairly easy to find, there is an inner and outer security gate to navigate, but no real issues encountered. Flat is clean and tidy; bedroom on the small side but decent size bed. Good bathroom and shower, fresh towel. Shares with another SP but not seen or heard.

Price & Duration: £200 for 60 mins. No extras asked or requested. March 2024.

Comms: Very good. Adrienne is independent and she was responsive on WhatsApp. Arranged in advance and confirmed on the day. Clear instructions messaged across when outside the flat.

The Lady: I thought Adrienne was stunningly sexy as soon as I saw her. I have pulled a few good-looking women in my younger years, but this lady might be the hottest woman I have ever fucked (so far!). Gym fit body; relatively tall. A few reviewers have said her lower body is ‘chunkier’ than it used to be, maybe that is true, but she still looks amazing. Quality arse. Nothing looks in excess at all. Great enhanced tits; some tattoos but looked good. Lovely long hair. She has had some lip implants which I don’t normally like but they kinda suited her. They were soft and easy to lose yourself in them when kissing. She is very chilled out which I found enjoyable.

There is a hint of smoker’s breath when kissing her; I haven’t smoked for over 10 years, but I actually found it quite pleasant. I could see that it might turn some people off so YMMV.

Action: My second punt. Some gentle kissing, Adrienne was wearing delightful black lingerie. Solo shower then back in the bedroom. Brilliant oral to start on the bed, nice and depp with lots of tongue flicking. I didn’t get any talk of a ‘shopping list’ of activities at the start, she made a few suggestions during the session which I liked, but she was also happy to go along with whatever I asked for and there was a flow to it all that I enjoyed. RO, 69, cowgirl, then CIM. All delivered very well. Had a nice chat and a cuddle, Adrienne is an interesting girl to talk to, English is very good with a sexy East European accent. She proposed round 2 which I was up for, oral and hands, then I tried to get fucking in mish but it was difficult to keep it up after so short a break. I was prepared to admit defeat, but luckily for me Adrienne was more spirited, she would not give up and got me over the line with a combination of mouth and hands. Perfect.

Summary: High positive. Very fun session with a beautiful lady, she was professional and performed superbly. My only (very minor) issue was there was a slight lack of GFE connection, it was definitely just a paid job for Adrienne, but I do understand that it is just about the money so I do not fault her for this as the service was so good. 8/10 - I intend to return soon and I actually messaged her last week to make a booking; however, no reply and I think she has been away on holiday.

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Think this may be a TOFTT, although her profile has been quiet of late and think venue no longer used.

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/7533964

When: Early February 2024, late evening (post midnight)
Where: Near Old Street, same place saw Mel Sweetdream (but different bedroom)
Comms: Good, and clear, quick reply if not a little annoyed by my lateness as took an hour to get there (was about 15 mins after planned time)
What: Quick 15 minutes for £60

The girl: Knock on door, and let in by the girl, is the one in the pictures, I do like a redhead, but have to say the slicked back hair ones she uses for the main profile don’t do it for me, but the attached ones are how she looked when I visited her which does. She’s fit, speaks good English, and would say pictures are recent. Average height, thin, but with curves in the right places, nice tits (look enhanced), cute smile.

The action: Hand over the notes and while she stashes the cash in another room, I get undressed. She comes back in just bra and panties, on with the dom and she starts to give me a nice blow job, not too deep or toothy and enjoy seeing her head bob up and down. Have a good feel of her, but she keeps the bra on (I didn’t ask her to take it off), nice ass to stroke, encourage her bobbing and then she says fuck. Knickers off and in to missionary, easy entry, nice inside her, bit too much fuck me baby as she tries to make me cum, is good service although I’ve had some ale so hard for me to finish, but have a good thrust until no more energy, almost there and am happy to call it a day, but she gets me to finish with me balls deep and stroking her tits (over her bra). Clothes on and off in to the night 15 mins later a happy man.

Overall, she is fitter than I thought, much better than some of the pix, and gave me good service, left satisfied and tempted to go back, but no green light for a while. Would revisit if had the chance and was in area.

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