Author Topic: Does pussy sell itself? After UKP's done it's job I think not :) (Read 1029 times)

house music dave · « **on:** July 31, 2018, 01:13:22 pm »

I decided to put up a reverse bid, to see what came up, I had a promising response from Swedish Betty Boo!
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After mulling things over and giving her a call I decided to check UKP. turns out she is more like a 20 than a 10. I call her just to ask her If she's a bit bigger than her profile says, (I can work with a larger lady). She accuses me of time wasting and then hangs up!

I then get the obligatory texts trying to defend herself.

Can you imagine if all businesses operated like that? I know sex is a commodity and it will sell whatever but fuck me, some of these women just need to think a bit more.

Thoughts?

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2018, 01:24:37 pm »

My thoughts are that you should have checked on here before agreeing to book her, a simple search would have shown 2 negative reviews which clearly state she is a fucking hog

house music dave · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2018, 01:30:27 pm »

Agreed, but I can be a hog fucker from time to time! there are just little hogs and big hogs. And yes I'm a sick bastard. I'm in a wheelchair and Freud would state the reason I like Milfs is from all that care I've received from "big ladies".

"Fancy a bed bath love?"
"Oh go on then Sheila"

I'm perverted I know

Georgedaviesok · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2018, 01:52:47 pm »

That is one huge dildo she is sitting on!

GreyDave · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2018, 02:05:12 pm »

Quote from: house music dave on July 31, 2018, 01:30:27 pm

And yes I'm a sick bastard.

Freud would state the reason I like Milfs is from all that care I've received from "big ladies".

"Fancy a bed bath love?"
"Oh go on then Sheila"

I'm perverted I know

I`ve just spat me coffe over the keyboard

piotrskut · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2018, 04:50:37 pm »

you can generally tell by the size of the upper thighs whether or not she's a bit of a blob

house music dave · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2018, 10:38:17 pm »

I'm an idiot when it comes to physiology. So the upper thighs aren't usually like the face or stomach where fat collates but the rest of the body is thin?

piotrskut · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2018, 12:03:41 pm »

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if the arse is this big, she ain't a size 10. I'd estimate a 16

Ali Katt · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2018, 03:05:39 pm »

Quote from: piotrskut on August 01, 2018, 12:03:41 pm

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if the arse is this big, she ain't a size 10. I'd estimate a 16

36C breasts would put her at about a 14-16. I think you are right with this. Size 10 would be 32-34.

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Author Topic: Does pussy sell itself? After UKP's done it's job I think not :) (Read 1029 times)