1. Not been able to find a cash machine on your way to a punt - jesus wept, yes. Travelled for ages, ended up being half hour late
2. Forgot to withdraw money then realise after the punt - after the punt? all girls I know ask for cash in advance
3. Lost money on your way to a punt - nope
4. Run out of credits while trying to communicate on arrival - no, but I dropped my phone getting out of the car, phone broke. Didn't know the door number, couldn't ring. Drove home, messaged her on a spare phone, said sorry, was basically told to never contact her again.
5. Took a pill then the punt never happened - nope. Drove from Herts to Bristol before being cancelled on though
6. Got let down by google maps etc so much you got lost and couldn’t make the punt - nope, usually find it eventually, sometimes call the girl for help with exact directions
7-8 nope.
9. Got home to find a condom or wipes in your trousers or your underwear inside out - Yes. Discretely stored it under the bed while Mrs wasn't looking, never got caught
10. Forgot you Rolex, umbrella or most prized scarf behind - nah but a prossie nicked my Mrs' charger on an outcall round mine
Had to go straight out and buy a new one.
11-12 no
13 - Called by your OH during a punt only to find out later it was an emergency - nope