You can get specific wet wipes for arse wiping!
Also;
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'Swamp ass' - havent heard that phrase since uni.
Had to inform my roommate that washing your ass involves using fingers and not just letting the foamy water roll down the crack.
Sad that this article needs to be written but it really does .
I prefer white sheets tbh, so I can see what was deposited before my arrival and stay clear or ask for a change of bedding