kinky_elliex - South Quay

[BoneToned]

I thought I'd go and see Ellie who is well reviewed on here and mostly greens so I was expecting it would be pretty straightforward.

Girl
kinky_elliex External Link/Members Only

Price
£80 30 minutes.

Location
A block of flats close to South Quay DLR station. I've seen a few girls here over the years. The flat itself was quite dark. All the curtains were closed and the lights were down low.

Communication
Quick response to texts. Told me I could come over as soon as I wanted as she didn't have anything going on.

Appearance
The girl in the photos. Slim but with the duck face. Admittedly the pumped up lips wasn't my thing, but she looked nice enough.

Experience
Straight in pretty much. Handed over the readies and then I had a quick shower. GFE and french kissing was non-existant. She asked me to lie down on the bed whilst she checked my bits.

Into OWO which was nice, very sloppy although she was side on so no eye contact. Then I asked her to get on top for some CG which she reluctantly did, although she complained about a ligament issue. This was pretty dull so I switched into doggy after a while. I was banging away and she wasn't doing much, not even fake noises. Asked to switch into missionary which was as dull as dishwater. No interaction from her at all, I might as well have been banging away at a sack of spuds. Switched back into doggy but just couldn't get there. Then came the words "you've got just a few minutes left...".

Gave up, had a quick shower, headed home. Knocked one out over PornHub just to check that my bits were still functional.

Summary
It might have been an off day for Ellie but for me her service was amazingly mechanical and dull. Of all the punts I've ever had, this is the first time I've been unable to finish. I don't really see what the appeal is. Borderline negative saved only for the fact that the booking was easy.

[nordybwoi]

She is very business-like in a relaxed way. No encouragement/fake appreciative noises or anything. It's very much "ok what position would you like?" And then you do that for a bit. But maybe the ligament issue made it slightly less chilled than usual.

[AppleEgg]

I found her very mechanical and although service was ok, she is one that wants you out not a second longer than your allocated time.  Why she does DFK, it’s not particularly sensual and she was being a lot more restrictive recently moaning about damage to her foot.  She did have a patch on it so did believe her

[BoneToned]

If you want a basic sex doll then I imagine she'll fits the bill. Personally I like things a little more interactive - my punting is based on having something more fun than a wank. In retrospect I probably should have asked her to give me a handjob whilst I watched porn, but what's the point in that?