HiI am booking a hotel room this weekend for a punt (first time in a hotel). Only going to be in there 3 hours or so. Can I just leave the cards on the side or can I check-out early? Holiday Inn btw.
Just give them the old `I'm sorry my wife's just phoned and she's sick so I need to check out now and drive home' but wipe any lipstick from the WG off and make sure you don't smell of sex first.