Women Punters

[Stealthshagger]

You talk like a bloke, and act like a bloke.

Have you heard the saying?:

“If it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck – it probably is a duck.”

to be honest you chose the wrong quote for your argument. That quote tends to lend credence to the poster being a woman, in my experience.

[Dani]

An no reviews because a woman sees lots of men but prolly only one woman...so bingo she will know it's me.

No they wouldn't. If a female left a review on me I wouldn't know who she was as I see about one a month. I also book prossies as do others so those of us who are genuinely bi do get female clients

Oh and can I also say they are harder work than a male client as with a male after ace train amount of oral they want to fuck. Female clients however tend to want oral and toys for the whole booking and an hour of licking if bloody hard work and leaves you with a really sore jaw and mouth and tongue. It's easier to spend four hours sucking cock that one hour giving oral on a female.

If you are previously banned did admin allow you back?  Also why act as if it wasn't you who got banned by saying the other female punter and she was banned. Why not say I got banned because???

[Matium]

An no reviews because a woman sees lots of men but prolly only one woman...so bingo she will know it's me.

Does that matter?

I always state the time of the booking, the duration and the cost for both positive and negative reviews so WGs know I wrote a review on them.

[femalepunter]

No they wouldn't. If a female left a review on me I wouldn't know who she was as I see about one a month. I also book prossies as do others so those of us who are genuinely bi do get female clients

Oh and can I also say they are harder work than a male client as with a male after ace train amount of oral they want to fuck. Female clients however tend to want oral and toys for the whole booking and an hour of licking if bloody hard work and leaves you with a really sore jaw and mouth and tongue. It's easier to spend four hours sucking cock that one hour giving oral on a female.

If you are previously banned did admin allow you back?  Also why act as if it wasn't you who got banned by saying the other female punter and she was banned. Why not say I got banned because???

I can see your point on giving oral for that long being hard work, I just meant I was easy money, I like to talk and the girl isn't 'working' while we are talking, hell - did a 3 hour booking once and never made it off the settee for talking

I just thought if I said I had been banned I'd get grief...so prolly expecting to get banned again

[maxxblue]

to be honest you chose the wrong quote for your argument. That quote tends to lend credence to the poster being a woman, in my experience.

The quote is correct for the argument I was making. No big deal if you don't get it.

[cjkany2015]

Funny how we asked if any female punters were on the board,  one came out of the closet,  then we tear them a new one for being a bloke...

There used to be a genuine female punter called Rachel on another forum.  Her field reports were sexy as hell.

I also know of one WG who went to see a couple.  The wife enjoyed it so much that she started going to the WGs flat for secret in calls.  Class!

[JV547845]

an hour of licking if bloody hard work and leaves you with a really sore jaw and mouth and tongue.

+1

[smiths]

No they wouldn't. If a female left a review on me I wouldn't know who she was as I see about one a month. I also book prossies as do others so those of us who are genuinely bi do get female clients

Oh and can I also say they are harder work than a male client as with a male after ace train amount of oral they want to fuck. Female clients however tend to want oral and toys for the whole booking and an hour of licking if bloody hard work and leaves you with a really sore jaw and mouth and tongue. It's easier to spend four hours sucking cock that one hour giving oral on a female.

If you are previously banned did admin allow you back?  Also why act as if it wasn't you who got banned by saying the other female punter and she was banned. Why not say I got banned because???

Yeah if i tried to lick pussy for an hour my tongue and jaw would seize up, mind you some punters can do so as i see at parties sometimes, clearly they have practised a lot, i certainly wouldnt want to spend an hour licking a WG out but each to their own as ever.

[pierrot]

Funny how we asked if any female punters were on the board,  one came out of the closet,  then we tear them a new one for being a bloke...

There used to be a genuine female punter called Rachel on another forum.  Her field reports were sexy as hell.

I also know of one WG who went to see a couple.  The wife enjoyed it so much that she started going to the WGs flat for secret in calls.  Class!

Rach still posts but I havent seen her report as such for a while.


 

[nova painted floozie]

I can see your point on giving oral for that long being hard work, I just meant I was easy money, I like to talk and the girl isn't 'working' while we are talking, hell - did a 3 hour booking once and never made it off the settee for talking

I'm really interested to hear your perspective and glad you joined the conversation. 
I have to point this out though: the girl is working during all of your tyme together.
I'm sure you're lovely to talk to but not everyone is. Today I saw a chap who wanted to talk about spirituality. It was incredibly hard work not to disagree the hell out of his world view. I would genuinely rather have spent all of that tyme having sex. The fixed smile started to give way at one point.

[punk]

Dont know how you women mange more than 20-25 minutes via mouth/tongue.

[Matium]

Dont know how you women mange more than 20-25 minutes via mouth/tongue.

They use strap ons!

 

[punk]

i will take your word for it.

[femalepunter]

I'm really interested to hear your perspective and glad you joined the conversation. 
I have to point this out though: the girl is working during all of your tyme together.
I'm sure you're lovely to talk to but not everyone is. Today I saw a chap who wanted to talk about spirituality. It was incredibly hard work not to disagree the hell out of his world view. I would genuinely rather have spent all of that tyme having sex. The fixed smile started to give way at one point.

Hadn't actually thought about it like that...i'll just get straight to the bed next time

[infoseeker]

There used to be a genuine female punter called Rachel on another forum.  Her field reports were sexy as hell.

Rach still posts but I havent seen her report as such for a while.

Perhaps she reviewed in the distant past but now for a long time she is the lowest form of life on that forum, she is just a fucking pundit.

My experience of her and that other female pundit Nit

Rach Female Punter ------> Rat Female Pundit
Nina Female Punter ------> Nit Female Pundit

Is that Female Punters should be treated with a huge dose of sceptism rather then lauded for the potential lesbian wankworthy reviews they could generate (which hold no appeal to me). 

I could write at length about these two Thick cows and the crap they get up to.
In summary they act as a bridge between fluffies and Pro$$ies combining them against reviewing punters, think of them as a Trojan Horse (the scheming cunts).

Glad to see UK Puntings femalepunter has fucked off (again). 

[Denhamhoop]

Dont know how you women mange more than 20-25 minutes via mouth/tongue.

Well i know i can manage at least that and more so dont see why a lesbian cannot manage at least that and more.Mind after a long Reverse Oral session my tongue does get a little numb later in the day

[sparkle77]

I joined as a woman to look for reviews, but was looking for males to punt with, not women.  So we do exist!

[A Decent Fist]

I joined as a woman to look for reviews, but was looking for males to punt with, not women.

Very thin pickings around here, I imagine. Every now and then a guy reviews a pre-op shemale but I've never seen a female review of a male escort.

[Smiles shyly and clears his throat]

I started this reply as a private message and was going to say more... but your profile blocks PMs. Probably to avoid the kind of message I was going to send!

[sparkle77]

I haven't done anything to block PMs and I can't find a way to allow them either?

[daviemac]

I joined as a woman to look for reviews, but was looking for males to punt with, not women.  So we do exist!

If you read the rules you'd see it isn't allowed on here.

- Male prostitution
General discussion allowed, but not reviews or requests for info or recommendations.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0

New members don't have PM facility.

Edit
In case you hadn't noticed this thread that you've managed to find and revive is about female punters punting with female escorts, not male escorts, so it has no relevance to you.

[DildoMeLee]

Probably to avoid the kind of message I was going to send!

honesty! we all want to send that msg lol

[Diehard]

I ask who will see a woman on her own, understandably not many do(i use an agency, I just feel more comfortable that way). They always say x and y are bi and a b and c will see women

Don't take this the wrong way, it isn't meant to be offensive but I am curious. Are you perhaps overweight and not overly attractive?

The fantasy is that female punters are all slim young hot City girls who live the high life, but I suspect the reality might be different.

[Diehard]

I joined as a woman to look for reviews, but was looking for males to punt with, not women.  So we do exist!

Forgive me am I reading this right? You are looking to pay men for sex? Out of interest what are your vital statistics? 

[fredpunter]

Forgive me am I reading this right? You are looking to pay men for sex? Out of interest what are your vital statistics? 

perhaps you should also address that question to all the male punters on this forum who pay for sex (i.e. all of us)? Or perhaps you feel you would quite correctly be told to fuck off and mind your own business.

[Happylad]

All seems very weird to me - a woman coming on to a punting site looking to PAY a man for sex when she can put a Profile on AW or PN and get plenty of men wanting to pay HER for sex.  She`d only have to announce here that it was for free and I`ll bet that any number would be prepared to TOFT and do a review

[hungrypunt]

I haven't done anything to block PMs and I can't find a way to allow them either?

Your a manchester girl arent you ?

[Diehard]

perhaps you should also address that question to all the male punters on this forum who pay for sex (i.e. all of us)? Or perhaps you feel you would quite correctly be told to fuck off and mind your own business.

Different rules for women.

[bigmanbigman]

Op free sex from men on offer at other. Site
Or any pub you have a pussy some cock will fill it for free !!!

[sparkle77]

Okay I will answer honestly. I have health issues so I can't easily get to a bar/pub and just go home with a random.

And punting isn't something I've done, I was just considering it and looking for information/reviews which don't seem to exist.

I revived this thread because the discussion was about female punters and couldn't find any other threads about it. The original poster was looking for women, but so?  It's still on the same topic.

And no, I'm not from Manchester. 

[sparkle77]

Isn't the whole point of punting though that you get what you ask for?  That's why they offer certain things.

If you pick a random then you don't know what you're going to get. 

They were my thoughts. Still not sure if I will do it because there isn't the choice men get. I looked in my area online last night and there were just a couple of dodgy looking older guys that aren't my type. 

[daviemac]

Don't take this the wrong way, it isn't meant to be offensive but I am curious. Are you perhaps overweight and not overly attractive?

The fantasy is that female punters are all slim young hot City girls who live the high life, but I suspect the reality might be different.

Not sure if you realise but the post you've replied to is from 2014 and 'female punter' is no longer active on here.   

[daviemac]

Okay I will answer honestly. I have health issues so I can't easily get to a bar/pub and just go home with a random.

And punting isn't something I've done, I was just considering it and looking for information/reviews which don't seem to exist.

I revived this thread because the discussion was about female punters and couldn't find any other threads about it. The original poster was looking for women, but so?  It's still on the same topic.

And no, I'm not from Manchester.

A female looking for a female escort is allowed here, a female looking for a male is not as per rules already quoted.

Try UKE it might be accepted there.
 

[sparkle77]

Yes I saw, thank you. Was just replying to the questions and explaining more.

[bigmanbigman]

Sure you can find something on awank site normaly men are foc.

[daviemac]

Try UKE it might be accepted there.

Sorry might be a bit misleading, request for info on none UKE members isn't allowed there. Might be a bit difficult finding a site that can recommend male escorts.   

[hungrypunt]

What "services" are you looking for. What about a woman with a strap on


DO NOT say washing, Ironing 

[Lizzie_Lockhart]

I've been looking for a massage with happy ending from a lady for a while now without much luck 

xx

[Scottish_Kara]

I've been looking for a massage with happy ending from a lady for a while now without much luck 

xx

I quite fancy one of those too!

[bigmanbigman]

I've been looking for a massage with happy ending from a lady for a while now without much luck 

xx

where are you based?

[Lizzie_Lockhart]

where are you based?

Northumberland, so ideally looking for Newcastle or nearby.

I am going to be travelling around a bit soon though so I'll be looking for Manchester, Leeds, Birmingham, Nottingham and near Chelsea

xx

[joe diddley]

For those of you women in Northumberland (see above) I know that the excellent Victoria Kavanagh of Gateshead (on AW) has moved into doing massages (as well as FS). She is genuinely bi and might be able to give you what you want. 26 positive reviews on UKPunting and no neutral or negative reviews tells its own story.

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