Hygiene, whiffy smells from WG etc

[sean70]

Am reading increasing reviews from OPs who comment on the WG smelt a bit funky including unwashed pussy etc but still proceed with the punt including RO! WTF is going on out there??? ... so the signal OPs are sending to the WG is it does not matter if your clean I am going to pay and fuck you anyway!

[kiltedviking]

Fair point and pretty disgusting when you get a whiff of a smelly minge, in civvie life as well as from a WG.  Trouble is I imagine once you've paid your money (even after confirming what's on offer up front) there's very little way in practise to get your money back, when you're both starkers and you just come up from buried between her legs saying "sorry love, you stink, I want my cash back).  I can imagine a lot of punters being pretty unwilling to broach that subject (especially given as a country of reserved brits we will complain to our mates in a restaurant then when the waiter walks up "no, everything's fine thanks very much").  Not right of course but that's how a lot of people are.

I've never experienced it myself, always found WGs to be really clean but I imagine if I did I'd just stop the RO/69 whatever and concentrate on getting what I want out of the punt.  I'd love to be more brazen but I'm not sure I could stop at that point and demand my money back.

KV

[billyjo]

Experiencing a smelly minge is one of the worst things that can happen, you know your money's gone down the drain,  I don't know how service providers can still work when they got fishy minge.

I've only experienced it a couple of times, one time it was incredibly bad I ended up having a wank instead and left the punt very early, didn't ask for any money back was just glad to get out of there.  Put me off sex for a good while after and gave me nightmares.

Another time everything was fine in mish then when switched to doggy I started getting whiffs so went back to mish for the remainder of the punt, the escort kept asking me to change position but I refused, makes it much harder to maintain an erection and cum after you get the fish smell.

[Megaman83]

I must have been quite lucky really, everyone I've met has been clean as a whistle.

[Punter121212]

Good Subject this one.

Recently I had a punt with a girl who is well reviewed here, exceptional feedback and not a word about a wiffy snatch. 

To be honest I got a bit of a wiff before she stripped off but I just thought I was over sensitive (after all no one else mentioned it and shes been reviewed by several UKpunting titans). I was aware before hand that this can be caused by over douching (washing), the girl was clean/hygienic so I just put it down to that and went ahead. Unfortunately whilst I was fucking her doggy style every time I trust my cock in it seemed to get more obvious (to the point I wanted to gip) so I had to pull out and call it a day.

It was a little bit late to ask for my cash back because I had been balls deep and she did give a good blow job.

For your reference:

"The vagina has a balance of good and bad bacteria," When you douche, you wipe out the good bacteria and allow the bad bacteria to overgrow, leading to bacterial vaginosis." So ironically, instead of the fresh and clean smell you're going for, you're more likely to be left with the strong fishy odor that accompanies bacterial vaginosis.

[cueball]

Recently I had a punt with a girl who is well reviewed here, exceptional feedback and not a word about a wiffy snatch. 

If you haven't already, you should review this one. It doesn't matter whether she's got good or bad reviews by whoever on here.

Every review is just an 'on the day' experience. Things can and do change.

I'd get it out there 

[scutty brown]

bacterial vaginosis CAN also be a symptom of a secondary infection associated with chlamydia or gonnorhea.
Always a good idea to get yourself checked after a fishy cunt, especially if you got involved in reverse oral

[sparkus]

I've experienced whiffy cunts a few times and halted proceedings there and then, moving straight to hand relief.  Granted, one time was more the stench of shit as her arse opened doggy.

One stinky twat was 'Gina the mature Brazilian' who charges the earth in Docklands.  Christ, that had me gagging, so I just settled on a bloody expensive HJ.

[Jsale]

I was pounding a pungent poon when I took a 7 inch swing with my 6 inch pump action yoghurt rifle thus causing junior to pop out, flick up and give me a facial consisting of sardine flavoured lady grease. I immediately removed facials from my likes list!

[hendrix]

I won't even go down on a clean one so I have no idea how some of you manage with the whiffy ones

[sparkus]

I won't even go down on a clean one so I have no idea how some of you manage with the whiffy ones

I hear you, I really do limit myself on that score to pristine ones offered up by women in TCM shops, with some moments checking out first.  But patience is its own reward, I assure you!

[Plan R]

2 of my [thus far] 13 reviews have had malodorous minge syndrome   

I'm guilty in that I didn't walk each time..
Trouble is, I've invariably traveled for over an hour, am horny as fuck and have wound myself right up.
I usually reason to myself I'll just get my balls licked and hava wank or some such.
Its not big and its not clever..[enuf about my dick]  I just hate walking after all that effort..

[lovemachine]

I have also experienced this a few times and but still carried on with the punt but with different activities. I was wondering though if it would be a good idea to ask the girl to go and have a good wash straight away.

[streetstroler]

You should read what WGs say on Saafe about this regarding men. They aren't so delicate about bad hygiene and  make them go and shower. 

[DrConners]

I was pounding a pungent poon when I took a 7 inch swing with my 6 inch pump action yoghurt rifle thus causing junior to pop out, flick up and give me a facial consisting of sardine flavoured lady grease. I immediately removed facials from my likes list!

Schools out at the moment for you I guess, after reading this nonsense ? 

[sean70]

Fair play Plan R for being honest! it appears to be a bigger issue than I imagined. I agree with a few though halt the punt if you can't walk because junior has other ideas and tell the WG go have a shower and it is not coming out of my time!

[Gordon Bennett]

You should read what WGs say on Saafe about this regarding men. They aren't so delicate about bad hygiene and  make them go and shower.

Yes. If you're able to think logically when you have a raging boner and have just handed her a wad of notes the sensible things is to ask her to stop the clock and go and get herself showered...... However,  that's easier said than done in reality I suppose.

[Demistify]

You should read what WGs say on Saafe about this regarding men. They aren't so delicate about bad hygiene and  make them go and shower.

Has anyone here done this, in reverse, and asked the woman to shower? What was the result?!

[Stiltskin]

You should read what WGs say on Saafe about this regarding men. They aren't so delicate about bad hygiene and  make them go and shower.

Maybe we should march them off to the shower or ask them to leave, their own flat

[scutty brown]

showering won't get rid of the fishy smell of bacterial vaginosis
the only answer is antibiotics - and possibly antifungals as well

[Punter121212]

showering won't get rid of the fishy smell of bacterial vaginosis
the only answer is antibiotics - and possibly antifungals as well

very true, only 2 options exist for a punter in this situation, breath through your mouth and power through, or walk away.

[Demistify]

Is it me or do strong cannabis users have a smell from their pussy as a result? I have had 2 or three punts in the past where the house or flat stunk of weed and there was a rotten smell which wafted up, all times. Like cabbage or rotten potatoes.

[sputnik69]

Holland and Barrett, lactobacillus capsules/supplements, empty contents into vag, may sort it for some according to this
External Link/Members Only

[mediumjoe]

 All very well Sputnik,- do you recommend we take some on a punt just in case LOL ,  might get a bit crowded in the girls fanny / a bit gritty as well?

[scutty brown]

Holland and Barrett, lactobacillus capsules/supplements, empty contents into vag, may sort it for some according to this
External Link/Members Only

lactobacillus.......one the cheese bacteria
reading that reminded me that one of the "natural" cures for stinky cunts was a liberal insertion of cottage cheese (unflavoured of course). Not sure how much you'd need, but I've got visions of having fun ramming it in with a wide funnel and a pointing trowel...

[mediumjoe]

A pointing trowel!    I heard it was natural yoghurt that did the trick, as you say bloody messy.

[mrballistic]

Touchwood I havent encountered a smelly vag as of yet, but like you guys say its most probably a bacterial or fungal issue rather than cleanliness.

My worst encounter was a WG who after about 5mins of mish turned over wanting doggy and although it was a sight to behold she must have curled one out about 5mins before I came because the smelly arsehole was fucking disgusting. To top it off she offered Anal which was I was up for before the meet but god knows what kind of surprise would have been lurking up there had the smell not hit me.
Either way the only way to finish was her in cowgirl watching her EE's bounce whilst the bag was filled...and I was put off punting for a few months...

[Morthos]

lactobacillus.......one the cheese bacteria
reading that reminded me that one of the "natural" cures for stinky cunts was a liberal insertion of cottage cheese (unflavoured of course). Not sure how much you'd need, but I've got visions of having fun ramming it in with a wide funnel and a pointing trowel...

And a bonus is there's something to put on your sarnies for the trip home 

[rocket88]

I went down on WG and was nearly knocked by the smell of stale piss - I asked her to take a shower ( I had taken up the offer of a shower) She went mental, shouting and screaming, I got dressed as quickly as possible and got out - I didnt get my £50 back though!

[rockharders]

Definitely had my fair share of fishy and pissy unwashed cunts. It usually turns me off and I lose my boner.

Some WGs take a piss or a shit just before a punt and don't even bother to clean up.

Not pleasant and probably ends up as a negative review.

[bigmanbigman]

Sometimes a act to shut down the meeting and get rid of punter !!