Central Massage Bristol - Bristol

[madmania]

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£120 for hh in the end

Plans I'd made with a seeking girl fell through last minute, so decided I'd try this place. Wish I hadn't.

Walked up, its on a main road and next to a busy pub so hardly discreet. Rung the buzzer and after a few mins door was opened by girl in lingerie.

Enter a little atrium and without anything being said like 12 girls crowded through into this tiny entrance. First time in a parlour like this so wasn't entirely sure what to do. Was directed to pick a girl. Most were fat old munters so chose the "hottest" one there who happened to be the one who opened the door. Blonde, eastern european, chubby but not super fat, around 30. Said her name was Tatiana or something like that.

Taken to one of the rooms, bed and shower there. Asked what I wanted, said just handjob and massage and quoted 60. Handed over cash. She left room and I got undressed.

Girl came back, chatted a little whilst she gave a very poor massage - complaining that her hands were hurting. After no more than 5 mins asked to turn over and very unenthusiastic handjob started. She kept trying to push extras, full service for another 60. Thought fuck it why not, maybe she'd do better with that. She did not 

69 with covered oral, then her on top sex, then doggy. All lack lustre, all underwhelming. She grimaced and looked pained the whole time. After no more than 3 minutes of doggy she said she could "tell I was tired so lie back down as my time almost up". Was not a second after 20 mins in at this point. Whatever.

Unenthusiastic handjob recommenced whilst she aggressively told me I had only a few minutes so if I want to cum I need to do so now. Thought bugger it her technique is doing jack shit, told her I'd take over so she sat on my face whilst I jerked to a finish. Asked for a shower and she said her first. So I dabbed myself with a tissue and checked my phone messages (24 minutes since entering the room btw).

Then suddenly out of no where she asks "what the fuck are you doing?". Told her I was checking my texts whilst waiting for her to finish. She then accused me of taking photos of her I assured her that there was absolutely nothing worth taking a picture of in the room. Think that slight went over her head

 I then showered myself, then once dried she left the room and I started getting changed. When she came back she demanded I show her my phone photo gallery. Was tempted to tell her to piss off but as I had nothing to hide thought it was just easier to show her. Funnily enough, the last pics in my gallery were photos and videos I'd taken with one of my seeking regs the night before (who's gorgeous). She accepted I'd taken no photos of her but then asked why I came for a massage here when I was also seeing someone like that? I told her that was an excellent point.

Why on earth did I waste 120 notes when a wank at home would have been far more satisfying? Left feeling dirty and disappointed.

Note to self: plan B never works out, save your money and stay at home

[houseboot]

Not massage

Old style FS massage parlour

Moved to Escort Forum

[houseboot]

Enter a little atrium and without anything being said like 12 girls crowded through into this tiny entrance.

Twelve?

Really?

I've never been to one of these places but even in their heyday I've never heard of 12.

Recent reports, i.e. the last 10 years, have suggested that most of them struggle to get more than 2-3 on their Rota at any one time.

[madmania]

Not massage

Old style FS massage parlour

Moved to Escort Forum

My bad mate, thank you 

Twelve?

Really?

I've never been to one of these places but even in their heyday I've never heard of 12.

Recent reports, i.e. the last 10 years, have suggested that most of them struggle to get more than 2-3 on their Rota at any one time.

Yup, don't know what else to tell you, The girls lined up against the walls of the atrium and there were a few more crowded in the doorway who couldn't get in. I didn't exactly count but certainly no less than 10 and could easily have been more than 12 given the number of girls who couldn't even get in the room.

Quantity doesn't mean quality though, the pickings weren't slim but certainly shite

[houseboot]

Yup, don't know what else to tell you, The girls lined up against the walls of the atrium and there were a few more crowded in the doorway who couldn't get in. I didn't exactly count but certainly no less than 10 and could easily have been more than 12 given the number of girls who couldn't even get in the room.

Quantity doesn't mean quality though, the pickings weren't slim but certainly shite

Perhaps they were having a Recruitment Fair 

Or it was a Hen Party's night out 

[Gas74]

Between 20 and 25 years ago went to this place a few times and always a mixed bag of who was working although I've not been in since pre lockdown times, seem to recall around 6 girls on last time I went, 4 not to my taste and 2 fairly attractive. All EE, from memory was totally miserable service with no chance of extras from the one I choose, got the impression all would have been the same. Certain it was only £45 back then which included covered oral and sex. Seems service hasn't improved. I wouldn't hurry back there, really exposed on the main road which has got a lot more footfall on there from pubs and eating places in the last 10 years.
Has anyone tried Cherry's further up the road on the other side? I've not but equally exposed and don't fancy going since a rather terrible experience at Adam and Eve's which was in the same building before the name change (reviewed)

[princerico]

Between 20 and 25 years ago went to this place a few times and always a mixed bag of who was working although I've not been in since pre lockdown times, seem to recall around 6 girls on last time I went, 4 not to my taste and 2 fairly attractive. All EE, from memory was totally miserable service with no chance of extras from the one I choose, got the impression all would have been the same. Certain it was only £45 back then which included covered oral and sex. Seems service hasn't improved. I wouldn't hurry back there, really exposed on the main road which has got a lot more footfall on there from pubs and eating places in the last 10 years.
Has anyone tried Cherry's further up the road on the other side? I've not but equally exposed and don't fancy going since a rather terrible experience at Adam and Eve's which was in the same building before the name change (reviewed)

I used to got here sometimes about 20 odd years ago too after getting all horny at the lapdanicng club up the road (now closed). Usually a half decent mix of about 4 girls were there. Used to be one amazing Polish girl who everyone wanted to fuck. Place was full of pissed up punters lined up to get laid on a Saturday night :-)

I sometimes eat at one of the decent restaurants over the road in Old Market and I've spotted it still seems quite busy later on.

Similarly 20 odd years ago I did go to another parlour further up the road by the sex shops, can't remember the name, and about 10 girls came out for me to choose from. Felt rather decadent in a sordid kind of way, I loved it. Chose a very sexy Venezuelan girl and had some good sex.

Ah those were the care free days when my waist line was a little bit smaller.......

[Natedrake606]

Has anyone tried Cherry's further up the road on the other side? I've not but equally exposed and don't fancy going since a rather terrible experience at Adam and Eve's which was in the same building before the name change (reviewed)

I entered Cherry's once for about twenty seconds then left. A couple of days ago. I called them just to get a feel of the place. Was told the was 4 girls working all slim 20-30. One brunette, one blonde, one redhead and a girl with green hair. Thought I'd pop in and see the redhead or green haired girl.

When I got in I was faced with two ugly, short, tubby, dirty haired blondes. I asked about the other girls and one of them just laughed at me. I said I'm gonna leave it then and walked. The place stank as well.

I was going to try all the Bristol Parlours this year but might give these 2 a miss

[GoodLookinGuy]

I wouldn't touch Cherry's, although the porn star Sunflower Doll used to work there, not anymore though she mainly does sex parties and porn.

I think right now the only parlour I'd go to in Bristol would be Bath Road, it's the only one that publishes a rota and the only one where there does seem to be some effort to actually run it properly, provide a good service and get repeat business. Anywhere else I've been to in Bristol in recent years has been dire.

[Jonlove69]

I used to got here sometimes about 20 odd years ago too after getting all horny at the lap dancing club up the road (now closed)

That was a great lap dancing club and had many expensive nights there. Central Massage was in Stokes Croft so I sometimes frequented the place along with the other one with the yellow sign. Was it Citi Sauna ?

[princerico]

That was a great lap dancing club and had many expensive nights there. Central Massage was in Stokes Croft so I sometimes frequented the place along with the other one with the yellow sign. Was it Citi Sauna ?

City Centre Sauna, or something like that. I never used Stokes Croft, too public. Ambassadors in Bemmie was pretty reliable, went there a few times. Once to Blondies in Old market, was ok, and I think that's it. With Escorts in Air b n b etc it's much easier i find than massage parlours.

[houseboot]

With Escorts in Air b n b etc it's much easier i find than massage parlours.

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Yes, we've seen the videos 


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[GoodLookinGuy]

I went to Adam & Eve once in Old Market, never again, put me off using any of the Old Market establishments.

Ambassador's used to be good many years ago, had some great girls, Emma and Sasha etc, if anyone remembers them. Not even sure if that place is still open ? Also Panache in Clifton used to have some gems.

[Starship]

I used to got here sometimes about 20 odd years ago too after getting all horny at the lapdanicng club up the road (now closed). Usually a half decent mix of about 4 girls were there. Used to be one amazing Polish girl who everyone wanted to fuck. Place was full of pissed up punters lined up to get laid on a Saturday night :-)

I sometimes eat at one of the decent restaurants over the road in Old Market and I've spotted it still seems quite busy later on.

Similarly 20 odd years ago I did go to another parlour further up the road by the sex shops, can't remember the name, and about 10 girls came out for me to choose from. Felt rather decadent in a sordid kind of way, I loved it. Chose a very sexy Venezuelan girl and had some good sex.

Ah those were the care free days when my waist line was a little bit smaller.......

Was the “Polish” girl in Central Massage called Maria or Ellis?
I think the parlour up the road that you mentioned was called The Exchange and then latterly The New Exchange. I believe it closed around 2013. I only went there once and didn’t have a very good service. Central Massage was my parlour of choice for quite some time.

[princerico]

I can't remember it was along time ago. She had short black hair and tattoos and was pretty attractive.

Funnily I walked down that road yesterday & it's become too busy for most punters to risk walking up to a parlour I'd say. When it was more dodgy it was much quieter.