Amsterdam - Only Red Light District

[bm_99]

Afternoon all, going to dam for a stag and just wanted to find out if anyone knows the best place to go for both strip clubs shows aswell as a bit of action or if 1 place does a good combination of both

Any rough prices would help aswell

cheers, all

[Festisio]

So for fucking a prossie you go to De Wallen.  it's the main Red Light District in Amsterdam.  It's the one heaving with tourists.  You'll find it easily.

50e is the standard price for a "suck and fuck".

If they ask, DO NOT say it is your first time or they will rip you off.

Clarify what you get before going inside or they might rip you off.  Confirm that they will be naked (if you want) and that you can actually fuck them for 50e.

If you don't do this, and pick a trickster, they will upsell in the room.

Best time is after 9pm - the night shift is in full swing by then and yet they hopefully won't have been ridden too many times that night.

All services are with a condom and they don't do kissing.  Some might even get arsey if you touch their tits.

Definitely inferior to punting in the UK and elsewhere but for an inexpensive, no frills, 15 min fuck with a hottie it's not too bad.

[billyjo]

Be careful in the strip clubs, a few years ago when I went, 6 of us in total, got the round of drinks in and came to over 80 Euros.  I imagine prices have increased now.

[yorkshire123]

So for fucking a prossie you go to De Wallen.  it's the main Red Light District in Amsterdam.  It's the one heaving with tourists.  You'll find it easily.

50e is the standard price for a "suck and fuck".

If they ask, DO NOT say it is your first time or they will rip you off.

Clarify what you get before going inside or they might rip you off.  Confirm that they will be naked (if you want) and that you can actually fuck them for 50e.

If you don't do this, and pick a trickster, they will upsell in the room.

Best time is after 9pm - the night shift is in full swing by then and yet they hopefully won't have been ridden too many times that night.

All services are with a condom and they don't do kissing.  Some might even get arsey if you touch their tits.

Definitely inferior to punting in the UK and elsewhere but for an inexpensive, no frills, 15 min fuck with a hottie it's not too bad.

Very enlightening F, thanks for that.

I naively thought that Amsterdam was the mecca of paid sex & have always wanted to go.
Don't think i will bother now after reading your's & other post on here about the place.

You learn something every day 

[billyjo]

I probably wouldn't even bother paying for sex in Amsterdam if I went again.  Even when you book a escort to your hotel room it's generally a pop once service.  I had a couple of escorts called to my hotel room and even though I paid for an hour it was cum once and over.  I did pay the first escort for round 2 but looking back it's a rip-off. 

[cockneybstrd]

Agree with the sentiments about the quality of service in Amsterdam. Its certainly changed a lot in the last twenty years or so.

I was last there in 2012 on a stag do

And I came to conclusion I can get everything Amsterdam has to offer back in London for less money than I was shelling out . And the quality was as good if not better too

[Tony Montana]

The only positive is that some of the girls are absolute stunners and there is a huge choice after about 9pm

[GeeWiz]

Losing the Guilder started the rot - prices doubled overnight - and now the changing profile of the WGs plus the gentrification of the Wallen continues it.  However, there are absolute stunners out there.  Best avoid OZA for less chance of being ripped off once in the room (top left on, up sell, poor attitude etc).  The Singel RLD is good if you want to avoid the crowds.  There is a dedicated website you should check for latest and specifics, but I think it is against UKP's rules to post.

[Chezzie John]

It's being years since I last went to Amsterdam as I prefer punting over here now as the no owo or kissing is crap.

But the one thing to say to a girl is   "50 euro's for suck and fuck TOGETHER"   A German working girl told me what to say to the girls as just saying 50 euro's for fuck and suck might get you ripped off as the rip off girls will try and charge 50 euro's for suck then try and charge you again for the fuck.
As soon as I started saying that to the girls they'd reply saying   " You know what your doing don't you"   And I never got ripped off again

[GeeWiz]

Yeah, you really need your wits about you.  Some girls see far too many drunk/stoned stag dos/tours and milk their wallets for all they can.  Incidentally, in the early 90s it was 50 guilders f OR S and that was less than £20.  Minimum service now is >£40.

[taz973]

I used a Privehouse (Brothel) last time I went think it was 90 Euro for an hour, but worked out at 120euro with extras so about a ton in pounds which I thought was good value , again oral is with a condom but you get your full time, and the one I went to gave you a beer on the house and had shower facilities for before and after, basically you go in a reception room all the available girls come in and introduce themselves then you pick whichever one you want so obviously choice is dependent on what girls are working but I was never disappointed and always had at least one i really fancied.

Some of the girls in the RLD are stunning though and I was very tempted but it is a meat market and they want you out of there as quick as possible so I managed to abstain, think they rely on drunk tourists and inexperienced punters/first timers tbh

[Marmalade]

There is a dedicated website you should check for latest and specifics, but I think it is against UKP's rules to post

What rules? UKP doesn't need to get all arsy over people looking at another website. It's here to serve the punter, so I'd post away!

[Steely Dan]

What is unique in Amsterdam is the sex shows.  Live sex on stage.  You may think it may not be your thing, but You only live once.

[GeeWiz]

Up to date info re WGs in Dam RLDs.
External Link/Members Only

Interactive maps of Euro RLDs.
External Link/Members Only

[Curious6705]

What is unique in Amsterdam is the sex shows.  Live sex on stage.  You may think it may not be your thing, but You only live once.

Is that unique? On trips to Germany it seemed to be common place. Don't Private do a well known one in Barcelona?

[Jerboa]

Very enlightening F, thanks for that.

I naively thought that Amsterdam was the mecca of paid sex & have always wanted to go.
Don't think i will bother now after reading your's & other post on here about the place.

You learn something every day 

That's a very big misconception by punters and non-punters alike, ok it's been the stag do capital for years, but that doesn't equate to a punting capital, and that's because it's so successful attracting stag do's, why would any of the window girls charge fair prices and good service if there are so many drunk & stoned morons ready to empty their wallets?

Any other Dutch town will be better for punting, or better still pop over to Germany, many of the girls in the Fkk clubs are just as hot as the De Wallen window bints, and charge the same for a half hour that the Dam girls charge for 15mins, and you should get kissing and OWO included free.

[santiago2]

What is unique in Amsterdam is the sex shows.  Live sex on stage.  You may think it may not be your thing, but You only live once.

I went about 5 years ago, paid 30 euro for entrance to sex show included 3 drinks and stay as long as you want, saw 6 different acts, i was in there 4 hours, really eye opening stuff, well enjoyed.

[teessidepunter]

Sorry I didn't see this earlier, I've been to Amsterdam a few times as I love the city. Not only the prossies but the city itself is beautiful and wonderful to visit, though it is notoriously expensive.

Most of the good advice has been distributed already, but I will say you should usually steer clear of the "main drags" and by that I mean the windows along the sides of the canals. Those are mostly tourist traps. I'm afraid I don't remember the name, but the most popular street with the least amount of rip-offs that all the locals go to is the one really, really, narrow passageway where you can barely pass other people shoulder to shoulder. That alley which leads from the canal to the back street, that back street, and the covered area connected to it are generally the best areas with the hottest girls.

I've punted a lot in the UK too but I can safely say the hottest girl I've ever had in my entire life was in the RLD. There are some there that could be supermodels. Blew my mind.

[accylad]

The narrow passageway referred to above is Trompettersteeg, which leads to The Casa Rosa (the covered area).

I used to punt in Amsterdam a lot in my youth - combination of too much money and the thrill factor of it being so open. I had a handful of decent, but expensive, punts most being disappointing and fulfilling.

Other posters have mentioned the pit falls of The Wallen, so I won't go into them again. Suffice it to say that looks do not equate to service.

If you must punt I suggest you try The Singel area around Teerketelsteeg and Spuistraat, or De Pijp area along Ruysdaelkaade. Even so, prefer to be disappointed more often than not.

I did try escort agencies a couple of times - don't bother. First time I pre-booked a lady from a  web site only to be told an hour before she was due that she had a cold and would a replacement be ok ? I said yes, and she wasn't. The second time the girl looked a hell of sight rougher than her agency pictures (putting it mildly). Both were Romanians. 

Accy
 

[GeeWiz]

The narrow passageway referred to above is Trompettersteeg, which leads to The Casa Rosa (the covered area).

The covered area is La Vie en Rose.  Casa Rosa is a theatre on the OZA.

[accylad]

The covered area is La Vie en Rose.  Casa Rosa is a theatre on the OZA.

It is.  Senile moment there.

[bm_99]

Cheers all for the help and reviews

Now im really debating either going for a punt here in the uk before i go or just go there and have one? Just a bit dubious about going there and getting ripped of or even not getting what i want

[fredpunter]

If you fancy a laugh I had an amusing time in the banana bar once. I hope its still going.

[Frenchie]

What is unique in Amsterdam is the sex shows.  Live sex on stage.  You may think it may not be your thing, but You only live once.

I've only been once --and ended up in the front row with my wife and another couple..if you think it's going to be a turn on then I think you will be sadly disappointed ! It is really an entertainment show ..watching a girl writing a message on a customers bare chest with a magic marker  which is stuck up her fanny is amusing ..but on reflection, not worth the 50 euro entry fee !

The couple shagging were ugly, mechanical and in their mid forties - my wife and her friend actually got a telling off for laughing - but it was hard not to !

Been there, done it - but wouldn't repeat the experience..... Have to agree about the girls in the RLD though ..some of them are stunning.

A while ago I did some research and found a brothel just outside the town . I think it was called 'The Love Lounge' .. the girls looked fantastic... much less chance of being ripped off .