Banging your GF's mum

[advent2016]

My GF's mum who is living with me at present (due to no flight home), actually closer to my age than her daughter (who is currently in Europe for other reasons) offered it up last night and to help maintain both hers and my sanity and European détente , I obliged. Today we agreed it was a mistake (Although I fancy a second and tenth rounds)

Before this I'd never fancied her at all. It just shows what lockdown can do.

Anyone else been tempted?

[GingerNuts]

Anyone else been tempted?

Post a picture of your girlfriend's mum and I'll let you know.

[Beamer]

Post a picture of your girlfriend's mum and I'll let you know.

If it really happened??!!

[Hobbit]

My GF's mum who is living with me at present (due to no flight home), actually closer to my age than her daughter (who is currently in Europe for other reasons) offered it up last night and to help maintain both hers and my sanity and European détente , I obliged. Today we agreed it was a mistake (Although I fancy a second and tenth rounds)

Before this I'd never fancied her at all. It just shows what lockdown can do.

Anyone else been tempted?

I hope you used contraception otherwise it would get complicated.

[GingerNuts]

If it really happened??!!

Perhaps we need to start with proof he has a girlfriend and work from there.

[winkywanky]

My GF's mum who is living with me at present (due to no flight home), actually closer to my age than her daughter (who is currently in Europe for other reasons) offered it up last night and to help maintain both hers and my sanity and European détente , I obliged. Today we agreed it was a mistake (Although I fancy a second and tenth rounds)

Before this I'd never fancied her at all. It just shows what lockdown can do.

Anyone else been tempted?

You just fucked your gf's mum? WTF 

Just so's you know, this will probably end badly   

Purely for the entertainment of the chaps here (I make no bones about that), please can you get your gf into a 3-some with her mum? Then post up details here. There's a good chap  .

[winkywanky]

I hope you used contraception otherwise it would get complicated.

Not really, his gf is 45 yrs old 

[Hobbit]

You just fucked your gf's mum? WTF 

Just so's you know, this will probably end badly   

Purely for the entertainment of the chaps here (I make no bones about that), please can you get your gf into a 3-some with her mum? Then post up details here. There's a good chap  .

Can we now call him a MOFO?

[winkywanky]

More like a MUPPET.

[mh]

Today we agreed it was a mistake (Although I fancy a second and tenth rounds)

You fucked her mother, should the GF find out I doubt the number of times will matter a jot. And if more than one time, the "he made me do it" angle won't wash! So fill your boots with the stand-in, may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
 

[hornyguylondon]

My GF's mum who is living with me at present (due to no flight home), actually closer to my age than her daughter (who is currently in Europe for other reasons) offered it up last night and to help maintain both hers and my sanity and European détente , I obliged. Today we agreed it was a mistake (Although I fancy a second and tenth rounds)

Before this I'd never fancied her at all. It just shows what lockdown can do.

Anyone else been tempted?

I am definitely not tempted to try your lockdown wet dream   

[willie loman]

It happens every day according to a porn site I visit, a real boast would be to shag your girlfriends gran. How old is the girlfriends mum?

[webpunter]

Why would OP with 87 reviews on here make it up
Doesn't read like he's raving about it
Is just asking a question

If it really happened??!!

[mr.bluesky]

My GF's mum who is living with me at present (due to no flight home), actually closer to my age than her daughter (who is currently in Europe for other reasons) offered it up last night and to help maintain both hers and my sanity and European détente , I obliged. Today we agreed it was a mistake (Although I fancy a second and tenth rounds)

Before this I'd never fancied her at all. It just shows what lockdown can do.

Anyone else been tempted?

I don't know. I've never met your girlfriends mum 

[webpunter]

Might be an idea to try & make sure that mum gets a flight home b4 GF flies back
Otherwise could be sparks in the air
And jealousy

Who is the better shag ?

"you might as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb"
So get stuck in
And don't forget the mint sauce 

My GF's mum who is living with me at present (due to no flight home), actually closer to my age than her daughter (who is currently in Europe for other reasons) offered it up last night and to help maintain both hers and my sanity and European détente , I obliged. Today we agreed it was a mistake (Although I fancy a second and tenth rounds)

Before this I'd never fancied her at all. It just shows what lockdown can do.

Anyone else been tempted?

[Plan R]

Fuck her into next week
When this is all over she is due to fuck off back to Europe on the first flight anyway right - so who cares ?
/advice
  

[advent2016]

A bit more detail, my GF and I were in a sort of openish relationship, she is early 40s, I'm late 50s, her mum  is mid 60s who previous had multiple partners some younger and older than her. Mum had been texting her main bloke age 72 several times and day and it was all a bit lovey and often speaking on skype. He stays at his house all the time, he looks 52 and has a lot of female friends. I think he is a professional singer / musician.

I used protection, although I doubt if she has any worries about any more babies at 66.  Neither of us have shown any symptoms of CV-19 and I've had tests (although I've no trust in their efficacy)

[jeanphillipe]

Well its true... no one is gonna lie about shagging an over 60 year old...

[webpunter]

I was gonna comment 

Fuck her into next week

However new developments

[webpunter]

As for babies @ 66 
You would be very unlucky getting em up the duff @ 46 going in commando

Did she get lubed up ?
Least you should have sanitizer gel to hand 

I take it that both mum & daughter share the same relatively good looks type genetics

A bit more detail, my GF and I were in a sort of openish relationship, she is early 40s, I'm late 50s, her mum  is mid 60s who previous had multiple partners some younger and older than her. Mum had been texting her main bloke age 72 several times and day and it was all a bit lovey and often speaking on skype. He stays at his house all the time, he looks 52 and has a lot of female friends. I think he is a professional singer / musician.

I used protection, although I doubt if she has any worries about any more babies at 66.  Neither of us have shown any symptoms of CV-19 and I've had tests (although I've no trust in their efficacy)

[willie loman]

Well its true... no one is gonna lie about shagging an over 60 year old...

Speak for your self,  mind you I withdraw the remark about shagging her grandmother, in this circumstance, get the sense that the family are from over the pond?

[Blackpool Rock]

Might be an idea to try & make sure that mum gets a flight home b4 GF flies back
Otherwise could be sparks in the air
And jealousy

Who is the better shag ?

"you might as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb"
So get stuck in
And don't forget the mint sauce 

I was going to say don't forget the condoms but see the OP has already covered that off.

Anyway fill your boots and as they say any port in a storm 

[winkywanky]

I hope you used contraception otherwise it would get complicated.

Not really, his gf is 45 yrs old 

A bit more detail, my GF and I were in a sort of openish relationship, she is early 40s, I'm late 50s, her mum  is mid 60s who previous had multiple partners some younger and older than her. Mum had been texting her main bloke age 72 several times and day and it was all a bit lovey and often speaking on skype. He stays at his house all the time, he looks 52 and has a lot of female friends. I think he is a professional singer / musician.

I used protection, although I doubt if she has any worries about any more babies at 66. Neither of us have shown any symptoms of CV-19 and I've had tests (although I've no trust in their efficacy)

I see I was bang on it then   

[winkywanky]

I don't know. I've never met your girlfriends mum 

Is she not in your punting area then? 

[mr.bluesky]

Is she not in your punting area then? 

Nah. I never venture that far south 

[Mr Sinister]

I obliged. Today we agreed it was a mistake (Although I fancy a second and tenth rounds)

You have broken the seal, it's done now no going back you might as well have your fill of her, get your dick sucked on tap, fuck her to pieces till she goes back home.

[Blackpool Rock]

You have broken the seal, it's done now no going back you might as well have your fill of her, get your dick sucked on tap, fuck her to pieces till she goes back home.

Yeah that's what I recon too, I mean it's not like you can ever unfuck her now is it 
Just make sure your both clear that this is temporary, oh and make sure the sheets are clean when the OH arrives back home 

[Kool Keef]

A bit more detail, my GF and I were in a sort of openish relationship, she is early 40s, I'm late 50s, her mum  is mid 60s who previous had multiple partners some younger and older than her. Mum had been texting her main bloke age 72 several times and day and it was all a bit lovey and often speaking on skype. He stays at his house all the time, he looks 52 and has a lot of female friends. I think he is a professional singer / musician.

I used protection, although I doubt if she has any worries about any more babies at 66.  Neither of us have shown any symptoms of CV-19 and I've had tests (although I've no trust in their efficacy)

You say she's 66?
Was it a gum job then?

[Romeo Sensini]

Anyone offering odds on the mother telling the daughter? She probably has form from the sound of it #cockicidalmaniac 

[webpunter]

Well observed
Its gonna happen
Well when she's put her teeth back in 

Anyone offering odds on the mother telling the daughter? She probably has form from the sound of it #cockicidalmaniac 

[sparkus]

Anyone offering odds on the mother telling the daughter? She probably has form from the sound of it #cockicidalmaniac 

Reasons this may not happen:

- doesn't want relationship with daughter soured either way
- thinks daughter may not care or mind so no point
- fear of reaction from other parties being asked to confirm it

He's bricking it but it's not like she doesn't have anything to lose.

Can't say I've ever been tempted myself, walked in on one naked ( ), saw naked pics of another by accident  ().  Sisters, cousins and sisters in law are another matter though

[Southendlothario]

You just fucked your gf's mum? WTF 

Just so's you know, this will probably end badly   

Purely for the entertainment of the chaps here (I make no bones about that), please can you get your gf into a 3-some with her mum? Then post up details here. There's a good chap  .

"Probably end badly" ummmm im not sure there's any "probably" about it at all
The shit will hit the fan, it's only a matter of when.
Unless,... his GF is a bit of a go'er, into a bit of experimenting, then maybe just maybe, he might be in with a shot at a mother and daughter two's up??

Ahhh just re read the thread and spotted a reply from him i must have missed 

To the OP....
I agree with a few of the others above, you cant just leave it at that, got to have another dip? Also the 3some idea, if theres a bit of open ness to the relationship youve got to at least give it a go? Perhaps get the mother-in-law's other half to film it all, then post up a link to your upload on Pornhub

[willie loman]

This was a common enough plotline in the Jeremy kyle show.

[scutty brown]

So why don't you fuck your girlfriend's daughters and get the full house?

[webpunter]

some things are best kept in the family 

[advent2016]

I came back from work and thought my house had been invaded by some pervert.
All my washing had been done and ironed, even the hankies. The whole place had been spring cleaned. I've often wondered what that Dyson electric sucking thing was for?

After checking for IED's I'm still at a loss as to why someone would willingly clean and iron?

[Romeo Sensini]

I came back from work and thought my house had been invaded by some pervert.
All my washing had been done and ironed, even the hankies. The whole place had been spring cleaned. I've often wondered what that Dyson electric sucking thing was for?

After checking for IED's I'm still at a loss as to why someone would willingly clean and iron?

What exactly did you say to her? She thinks you are married now. You need to grab her by the hair and put her in the dog kennel for a while.

[winkywanky]

I came back from work and thought my house had been invaded by some pervert.
All my washing had been done and ironed, even the hankies. The whole place had been spring cleaned. I've often wondered what that Dyson electric sucking thing was for?

After checking for IED's I'm still at a loss as to why someone would willingly clean and iron?

She's showing you she's better than her daughter, your gf, she's decided she wants to marry you and live the rest of her life in the (relatively rich) UK. She's going all out.

What you have to decide now, is which one you choose, and which one is still likely to be giving you hot blowjobs 2yrs after you marry.

The gnarly, older, possibly more realistic older mother who knows what side her bread's buttered on.

Or the daughter, possibly the more 'entitled' millenial, who as you age will probably look elsewhere for sexual excitement as time goes on.

I know which one my money's on  .

[webpunter]

+1

She's showing you she's better than her daughter, your gf, she's decided she wants to marry you and live the rest of her life in the (relatively rich) UK. She's going all out.

What you have to decide now, is which one you choose, and which one is still likely to be giving you hot blowjobs 2yrs after you marry.

The gnarly, older, possibly more realistic older mother who knows what side her bread's buttered on.

Or the daughter, possibly the more 'entitled' millenial, who as you age will probably look elsewhere for sexual excitement as time goes on.

I know which one my money's on  .

Or he could go for External Link/Members Only

[winkywanky]

Sadly, I could imagine her filing for divorce very quickly, and then fucking off with half of everything to be in the arms of a younger man  .

[sparkus]

She's showing you she's better than her daughter, your gf, she's decided she wants to marry you and live the rest of her life in the (relatively rich) UK. She's going all out.

What you have to decide now, is which one you choose, and which one is still likely to be giving you hot blowjobs 2yrs after you marry.

The gnarly, older, possibly more realistic older mother who knows what side her bread's buttered on.

Or the daughter, possibly the more 'entitled' millenial, who as you age will probably look elsewhere for sexual excitement as time goes on.

I know which one my money's on  .

The GF would then become his daughter 

[winkywanky]

The GF would then become his daughter 

An undesired corollary of marrying her mum, yes!   

[scutty brown]

are they Romanian?

[cunningman]

I came back from work and thought my house had been invaded by some pervert.
All my washing had been done and ironed, even the hankies. The whole place had been spring cleaned. I've often wondered what that Dyson electric sucking thing was for?

After checking for IED's I'm still at a loss as to why someone would willingly clean and iron?

So, offered it up - and then did the deep clean?

I think the others are cynical - she's a keeper - temporarily.  You are, after all, stuck with each other for now.

Make hay, and encourage her to keep the Other Guy on the boil.

I don't think she'll be in any hurry to tell her daughter - why would she, unless she goes right off you and gets spiteful?  Be nice!  I hope you said Thank You and gave her a kiss.  Flowers might be a good idea, unless she's a chocoholic - in which case both.

[willie loman]

are they Romanian?

I assumed the daughter was European from some fucked up economy,so poor that they find the brits worth shagging, but the fact that the mother has a sex life complicates the issue, as a general rule, the only people having a sex life when they are in their sixties, are from advanced economies like Britain or the states.

[Romeo Sensini]

I assumed the daughter was European from some fucked up economy,so poor that they find the brits worth shagging, but the fact that the mother has a sex life complicates the issue, as a general rule, the only people having a sex life when they are in their sixties, are from advanced economies like Britain or the states.

I would have said the hot blooded Mediterranean and Latin types were more likely than us cold, repressed brits.

[smiths]

My GF's mum who is living with me at present (due to no flight home), actually closer to my age than her daughter (who is currently in Europe for other reasons) offered it up last night and to help maintain both hers and my sanity and European détente , I obliged. Today we agreed it was a mistake (Although I fancy a second and tenth rounds)

Before this I'd never fancied her at all. It just shows what lockdown can do.

Anyone else been tempted?

No I have never been tempted, I follow a simple rule, don't fuck on my own doorstep apart from with my partner.

[houseboot]

 a real boast would be to shag your girlfriends gran.

His reply (No 16),

"my GF and I were in a sort of openish relationship, she is early 40s, I'm late 50s, her mum  is mid 60s"

  

[winkywanky]

No I have never been tempted, I follow a simple rule, don't fuck on my own doorstep apart from with my partner.

I'm surprised your neighbours haven't complained about you fucking your missus on the doorstep  .

[sparkus]

I'm surprised your neighbours haven't complained about you fucking your missus on the doorstep  .

I always pondered the meaning of those 'This stone was laid by...' things.