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Offline Jamessn

Looking at the review of Selina at Amour, made me laugh anyway.

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"Selina is a bubbly, chatty girl with a gorgeous smile and beautiful brown eyes. She's a star!"

Would any guy write bubbly? It's the word that Stacey use to describe many of the girls on the site.

Plus this is Layla who has escorted for 3 years at least, so why is she "new" and why is she still 26 which she was supposed to be when she was on the site 2 years ago?

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themademan2

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Believe it or not, this ain't Layla from 3 years ago like I thought it was as well. Different lass.

But that Defo looks like Stacey writing her own review :angelgirl:

Offline AnthG

I seen that and instantly thought, 'I thought bubbly was a polite way for saying fat'.

I googled it and was right as there are a load of hits for it.  So yeah no guy would say bubbly, especially given that it means fat.

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VOLUPTUOUS  Fat and shows too much flesh in clothes two sizes too small for her.

BUBBLY  Fat AND annoying. Tries to make up for her ample size by being the life and soul of the party and fails in all respects.

CUDDLY  Morbidly obese. A date would necessitate the removal of the roof and a whale sling. Cuddling is very unlikely, although squashing is a distinct possibility.

FIERY  Psychotic. Cancel a date with this girl and you'll come home to find your car has been keyed and all the sleeves have been cut off your shirts.

GREAT PERSONALITY  Ugly as sin. If a woman is selling her personality, then her face looks good in a paper bag.

ARTISTIC  Drama Queen. Welcome to a world of slamming doors, smashed crockery and huffy silences.

ATHLETIC AND TONED  Flat chested and shapeless. A sexless, lumpless and bumpless Tomboy.

PLAYFUL  Hussy. Working her way through the internet site and it's your turn.

GIRLY  Thick. Shallower than a mouse's foot bath. High School Musical is her idea of high brow. She can tell you the name of every character in TV teen drama Gossip Girl, but has no idea who the Prime Minister is.

LIVES LIFE TO THE FULL  Alcoholic. Likes to start the day with a couple of Bacardi Breezers. Happy Hour is her favourite time of day.

HOMELY  Frump. You want to paint the town red and she'll want you to paint her living room beige. Brace yourself for a world of cup-a-soups and novelty toilet roll holders.

LOYAL  Stalker. She'll have Googled you and looked you up on Friends Reunited before you even meet. Her brain cannot process the words: 'I don't think you're quite right for me.'

LIKES THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE  Gold digger. Looking for a new wardrobe, jewellery and a few weekends away before she dumps you for a 25-year-old Adonis.

HONEST  No social skills. The censorship button in her brain doesn't work. Says whatever comes into her head.

SENSITIVE  Cry baby. Woe betide you if you don't notice she's had her hair cut or that she's wearing new shoelaces.
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Barry Shipton

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Looking at the review of Selina at Amour, made me laugh anyway.
Would any guy write bubbly? It's the word that Stacey use to describe many of the girls on the site.

Or chatty, or gorgeous smile or beautiful brown eyes!

Tell me the eye colour of the last escort you met?
Now tell me how big her tits were and if she was shaved, Brazilian or full bush?

The last place any guy is looking is at her eyes - I'd be impressed if half you lot could tell me the eye colour of the woman you've lived with for 20 years!

themademan2

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What's the bets on Stacey sending the escort to type on her behalf the escorts defence / explanation ? :dancegirl:

Online jarrovian

Agree it looks like its been written by the agency, however I disagree with anth as my idea of bubbly is just someone who has a fun personality, eg I would say Keeva has a bubbly personality and you wouldn't call her fat. Just saying

Offline sesalovdarlo

This is typical of most agencies to write there own reviews. NNE are by far the worst for this. Escorts first day but she has 27 reviews already!!?

TJ2015

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This is typical of most agencies to write there own reviews. NNE are by far the worst for this. Escorts first day but she has 27 reviews already!!?

But dont most escorts have 27 first days / appointments??  :rolleyes:

Rod trotter

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If your a fucking idiot to believe most of them then more the fool them.

I vet any girl via here only, only what you guys say.the best reviews you will ever get is from us punters here

Offline foreverchanges

however I disagree with anth as my idea of bubbly is just someone who has a fun personality, eg I would say Keeva has a bubbly personality and you wouldn't call her fat. Just saying

Rod trotter

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Yes bubbly in this game doesnt automatically meen fat

Curvy is the signal that many are chubby

Terriers

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If your a fucking idiot to believe most of them then more the fool them.

I vet any girl via here only, only what you guys say.the best reviews you will ever get is from us punters here

Mmm, perhaps you should consider being more open minded. You reap what you sow in life and sometimes the experience you enjoy / do not enjoy with an escorts depends as much on how you behave. Of course there are some escorts who get awful reviews and you can tell they are justified but on the flip side I have seen WG's who have had a not great review with whom I have had great communications with prior to meeting and then had a great experience on meeting.

Rod trotter

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Mmm, perhaps you should consider being more open minded. You reap what you sow in life and sometimes the experience you enjoy / do not enjoy with an escorts depends as much on how you behave. Of course there are some escorts who get awful reviews and you can tell they are justified but on the flip side I have seen WG's who have had a not great review with whom I have had great communications with prior to meeting and then had a great experience on meeting.


Ermmm no, i trust most i read

Weird

Terriers

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Ermmm no, i trust most i read

Weird

That's fine, things aren't always what they seem though. We all believed there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq as we were we all read it in the papers and believed it ! On a more relevant note to this site, there is a review for a particular WG on this forum that was very negative. As it happens I'd already seen her several times and had a great time every occasion before that review was issued. Does not mean I am right and the negative reviewer was wrong, we are all different, including the WG's, that's what makes people so interesting and the search for great experiences with WG so enjoyable. Sometimes jewels glitter in unexpected places !

greychap

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Looking at the review of Selina at Amour, made me laugh anyway.

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"Selina is a bubbly, chatty girl with a gorgeous smile and beautiful brown eyes. She's a star!"

Would any guy write bubbly? It's the word that Stacey use to describe many of the girls on the site.

Plus this is Layla who has escorted for 3 years at least, so why is she "new" and why is she still 26 which she was supposed to be when she was on the site 2 years ago?

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You never ever know what Stacey could do,  there is no limits that she wont go to if something might benefit her or damage a  rival as we all know!

Offline Dimond dave

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This wouldn't surprise me. If you google Newcastle beauty escort shame ,, brings up a good link via evening chronicle ,, nothing is surprising with Stacey.    Sorry can not cut and paste on mobile


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Offline AnthG

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This wouldn't surprise me. If you google Newcastle beauty escort shame ,, brings up a good link via evening chronicle ,, nothing is surprising with Stacey.    Sorry can not cut and paste on mobile

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The link I found said she was kicked out from being a finalist on being crowned Miss England because they found out she worked as a £500 per night Escort. Its hardly Kimberley Dominick type stuff.

Plus in my eyes that says 2 things about her.

A. She is fit enough to be crowned Miss England; Which, how many escorts have you seen that could even just get past the first round of being crowned that.

And B. 'Working as a £500 per night'...bloody sensible rates she had. :)

With regards to the reviews on Amour though. I do think they are major self written by someone at Amour though. As the amount of xx's that get posted on all of the reviews is crazy. No guy on the face of this earth would ever put an xx' in a review. Plus he would want to appear 'tough' and non effeminate to the agency owner if she was a female so again no way would he do this.

I have wrote a lot of reviews on various agency sites and not once have I ever thought of putting an xx.

As an example of what I mean here is the first random girl I picked.

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And this has it from Mark, Neil and Robin. They all have done the XX's thing.
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Offline Dimond dave

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it's not Stacey who's doing the write up ,,,  it's some one else ,  aka Savannah ,,


The link I found said she was kicked out from being a finalist on being crowned Miss England because they found out she worked as a £500 per night Escort. Its hardly Kimberley Dominick type stuff.

Plus in my eyes that says 2 things about her.

A. She is fit enough to be crowned Miss England; Which, how many escorts have you seen that could even just get past the first round of being crowned that.

And B. 'Working as a £500 per night'...bloody sensible rates she had. :)

With regards to the reviews on Amour though. I do think they are major self written by someone at Amour though. As the amount of xx's that get posted on all of the reviews is crazy. No guy on the face of this earth would ever put an xx' in a review. Plus he would want to appear 'tough' and non effeminate to the agency owner if she was a female so again no way would he do this.

I have wrote a lot of reviews on various agency sites and not once have I ever thought of putting an xx.

As an example of what I mean here is the first random girl I picked.

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And this has it from Mark, Neil and Robin. They all have done the XX's thing.

themademan2

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The link I found said she was kicked out from being a finalist on being crowned Miss England because they found out she worked as a £500 per night Escort. Its hardly Kimberley Dominick type stuff.

Plus in my eyes that says 2 things about her.

A. She is fit enough to be crowned Miss England; Which, how many escorts have you seen that could even just get past the first round of being crowned that.

And B. 'Working as a £500 per night'...bloody sensible rates she had. :)

With regards to the reviews on Amour though. I do think they are major self written by someone at Amour though. As the amount of xx's that get posted on all of the reviews is crazy. No guy on the face of this earth would ever put an xx' in a review. Plus he would want to appear 'tough' and non effeminate to the agency owner if she was a female so again no way would he do this.

I have wrote a lot of reviews on various agency sites and not once have I ever thought of putting an xx.

As an example of what I mean here is the first random girl I picked.

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And this has it from Mark, Neil and Robin. They all have done the XX's thing.
she was kicked out at first hurdle for MISS NEWCASTLE.

Offline Jamessn

Ethere is no way she would have got through the first round. Not tall enough for a start amongst other features.

I still think selina is layla and not anyone new.

Perhaps someone will TOFTT, at £120 and if it is Layla it would be a pretty bad waste of cash. Only my opinion of course. I won't volunteer on this occasion, for 30 mins incall I would.


ManBat

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Ethere is no way she would have got through the first round. Not tall enough for a start amongst other features.

I still think selina is layla and not anyone new.

Perhaps someone will TOFTT, at £120 and if it is Layla it would be a pretty bad waste of cash. Only my opinion of course. I won't volunteer on this occasion, for 30 mins incall I would.

She did give a bloody good blowjob back in the day though

Rod trotter

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Diamond Dave...how do you know its Savannah?

James999

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she was kicked out at first hurdle for MISS NEWCASTLE.

What you mean she couldn't even manage to fill in the application form  :music:

NEGaz

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If your a fucking idiot to believe most of them then more the fool them.

I vet any girl via here only, only what you guys say.the best reviews you will ever get is from us punters here

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greychap

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she was kicked out at first hurdle for MISS NEWCASTLE.

The newspaper article did not really show her to be a stunner unless bad picture but her last agency did say she don't give a shit about any other girls discretion being exposed in the newspaper for all family and friends to find out and nothing has changed with how she runs her own agency. Never trust her agency if you need discretion and have a partner or family especially with doing outcalls. Don't give your address out.

Offline NotTooOld4It

I seen that and instantly thought, 'I thought bubbly was a polite way for saying fat'.

I googled it and was right as there are a load of hits for it.  So yeah no guy would say bubbly, especially given that it means fat.

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I've always understood 'bubbly'to mean lively, vivacious, full of fun.

Offline AnthG

From the Urban Dictionary

Bubbly
A euphemism for "fat and annoying". Used mainly by girls to describe themselves in an attempt to block out the harsh realities of life.
Also used tentatively by guys as a compliment to girls who's defining features are that of being fat and at the same time, annoying.
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Offline NotTooOld4It

Or chatty, or gorgeous smile or beautiful brown eyes!

Tell me the eye colour of the last escort you met?
Now tell me how big her tits were and if she was shaved, Brazilian or full bush?

The last place any guy is looking is at her eyes - I'd be impressed if half you lot could tell me the eye colour of the woman you've lived with for 20 years!

Tell me the eye colour of the last escort you met?

Blue eyes, that flash when she's excited or angry.

Now tell me how big her tits were and if she was shaved, Brazilian or full bush?

Small firm breasts with very perky nipples that she loves to have licked and sucked, which I happen to enjoy doing.

Shaved, but not always smooth.

The last place any guy is looking is at her eyes.

I like to look into a woman's eyes when I'm doing her business; it's the best way to see if she's enjoying what I'm doing to her, something that is important to me.

I'd be impressed if half you lot could tell me the eye colour of the woman you've lived with for 20 years!


Well I've been married more than forty years and know the colour of my wife's eyes: they're brown.


Offline Sar-Major

I've said it before so here goes again....... :dash: :dash: :dash:



As my Granny used to say...... "You don't look at the mantle piece when your poking the fire"

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Barry Shipton

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Tell me the eye colour of the last escort you met?

Blue eyes, that flash when she's excited or angry.

Now tell me how big her tits were and if she was shaved, Brazilian or full bush?

Small firm breasts with very perky nipples that she loves to have licked and sucked, which I happen to enjoy doing.

Shaved, but not always smooth.

The last place any guy is looking is at her eyes.

I like to look into a woman's eyes when I'm doing her business; it's the best way to see if she's enjoying what I'm doing to her, something that is important to me.

I'd be impressed if half you lot could tell me the eye colour of the woman you've lived with for 20 years!


Well I've been married more than forty years and know the colour of my wife's eyes: they're brown.

NTOFI you are obviously a caring sort of guy who understands women's needs - I think most guys on here would need these to look at a woman's eyes!
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Hard To Please

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Why on earth does someone feel the need to comment on a three month old post when their comments add nothing to the original thread.

jacklast123123

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I've always understood 'bubbly'to mean lively, vivacious, full of fun.

My God, did you really go through all those month's posts to find this very old one and try to revive it with a stupid line like " I've always understood 'bubbly'to mean lively, vivacious, full of fun." Now that is really gonna be useful to everyone, thankyou thankyou thankyou for making life more interesting, can you check out 2 years ago too  :rolleyes:

Offline Dimond dave

This is very true Sarg  but a nice pair of mantle ornaments are always nice


I've said it before so here goes again....... :dash: :dash: :dash:



As my Granny used to say...... "You don't look at the mantle piece when your poking the fire"

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The Rimmer

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Agree it looks like its been written by the agency, however I disagree with anth as my idea of bubbly is just someone who has a fun personality, eg I would say Keeva has a bubbly personality and you wouldn't call her fat. Just saying

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