Suspicious wife

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women are a different race and can and are often  totally mental !

[Boundless]

Nah! They all do it. The woman that doesn't is very rare indeed.

They check phone, wallet, paperwork, on a regular basis. I've had one writing down the mileage on my car when I'm in the shower and even going through the recycling bin. I would never have known if the neighbour opposite hadn't mentioned it one day.

WTF??
Sounds like living with the Gestapo!
You must have given grounds for suspicion surely?

To be fair, the mileage is impossible to hide, so you really have to have a reason for it. To be honest, I just take a chance that she hasn't noted down the main odometer. I reset the trip meter on the journey to or from the punt so it shows approx the same as before and of course top up the petrol with cash.

[claretandblue]

My wife is naturally suspicious and I have been caught before having an affair,I cover my tracks thoroughly on my punts but have occasionally forgotten to close this site down on my phone and been lucky she hasn't wanted to use it for something

[pumps]

For anyone who's got a over the top suspicious wife, I suggest you start following her tracks....you'll probably find out she's doing something(one) 

[webpunter]

I reck our friends over @ Mnet are getting all interested in this thread.  Then they get fucked off about the hilarious reference to elephants & arses. Reading stuff like the OH takes a note of mileage on the car highlights to me that they have fuck all else better to do.  Worried about their looks & all sorts of other crap.  One thing is for sure - punting is a fun game & not getting caught is part of it.  I feel sorry for hen-pecked blokes who for whatever reason don't know much about punting or the nerve to go on the adventure trip.  Not to the point where it becomes the sole thing in life.  But can you imagine what you'd do without it !  And then we reside back here onto UKP & have a right laugh. Marvellous. Thanks Admin 

[Drink]

I did not read it all, I did not use a punting phone

[Matty24579]

I had a similar problem when I was with my girlfriend everything went fine at first but a year and a half later she was becoming a control freak she wanted me to move in with her and I said no I wasn't interested so this went on for a while.About two weeks later I decided to see a couple of WGs and it was great relief as my OH couldn't have sex due to a cleft lip and had a low sex drive.Anyway she started all this stuff up again so I told her it was over.I am happily single now and do as I please.

[azrael]

Jeeze i didnt realise seein a w.g was such a covert operation needing skills required by the s.a.s. I just tell the missus im going to see my other wife, she liaghs and says make sure she feeds you alsoi laugh and and walk out the door back several hours later happy as larry without a worry in the world. Happy punting guys

[Tony Montana]

... as my OH couldn't have sex due to a cleft lip ...

Which lips?

[Stiltskin]

You have to think worse case scenario at every punt.  Think of a story why you are there mine is normally it's a friends bday or a relations b day and I was buying or looking at something from gum tree at that address etc it's not hard but remember she could be following you!buy her a android phone or I phone and track her think outside the box.

That Gumtree suggestion is a good one, it pretty much covers you for any residential address. I'll have to start buying more stuff on eBay too.

[Matty24579]

Face lips resembles a bulldog chewing a wasp 

[webpunter]

Face lips resembles a bulldog chewing a wasp 

I love that phrase - or 'sucking the dew off a thistle'

[Matty24579]

Yes quite a good one lol it was quite funny trying to watch my ex give head.

[Randy James]

we all know about punting phone at work, dont search at home, bla bla

but its all too tempting
after my OH caught my messages on AW, thankfully there was no hard evidence of any actual encounter

after months of headache 

i told myself not to do anthing at home now and leave it for at work (protected comp and phone)
but thing change

right now shes watching tv as i write this (incognito)

[webpunter]

after my OH caught my messages on AW, thankfully there was no hard evidence of any actual encounter

I don't want to 'pop your balloon' but unfortunately me thinks that the seed of doubt has been sown. Do you think that your OH really thinks that nothing has happened ?  Maybe not at that time / place.  But i'd watch your tracks very very carefully.  As the OH's antennae will be running at all times.  Might get her to up her game in the bedroom dept tho' 

[RedKettle]

just best to assume they are always suspicious

never relax or you are fucked!!!

I had my lucky escape with a printing nightmare (discussed in earlier thread when printer churned out a second copy of an AW profile after I had left for the punt.)  Got away with that and never relax security now.

[KenniLingus]

just best to assume they are always suspicious

never relax or you are fucked!!!

I had my lucky escape with a printing nightmare (discussed in earlier thread when printer churned out a second copy of an AW profile after I had left for the punt.)  Got away with that and never relax security now.

Thats pretty dangerous printing them out! sailing close to the wind!

[RedKettle]

Yes I know - now!!

I got hammered pretty hard on here when I admitted to that one.  Have not done it since.

[od13218]

Reminds me of a friend of mine whose teenage son had been looking at porn and decided to print out a still from a favourite scene, for, er, later study. Only the printer wasn't working, so he gave up...except when his mum came home it *was* working again, and the first thing it did when she fired it up was print out the last file that had been sent to it...
Lesson: whatever dodgy stuff you're looking at, leave the damn printer out of it!

[RedKettle]

too bloody right

with me it had printed a copy but there was a fault with the print - so a while later it decided to print another copy that was waiting on the printer when I got home 

[geek_lover]

Wow, I must be lucky.  I have a Mrs that seems to just trust me.  I don't use my phone and she knows the password for it if she wanted to check.  Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.  As mentioned for everything else there is gumtree/ebay.

[od13218]

My wife is not trusting by nature- and especially not at the moment (hence my original post of course) but one bit of good fortune I have is that my freelance work takes me to unpredictable places at irregular hours. Finding a reason to be in a particular area is easy. Also morning punts are often possible, if she is at work and I'm not. Quite a nice way to start the day I must say