SAAFE

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I just lurked and browsed for a while. I was amazed. I did not look at all of it, that would take weeks. But what I saw makes it appear like a mirror image of this site, (without my becoming fluffy.)

It is obvious that some punters are time wasters, more than eccentric but some are rather dangerous, or just mentally unstable so the ladies warn each other about them with phone numbers minus 2 digits and they take car numbers.

There are newbies needing advice. They refer to each other as WGs. One lady asks about renting a work-room from a punter and the risks of his demanding a freebie or a hidden camera.

In short it was a fascinating half hour. Expect the unexpected.

[Matium]

HP, you've been here for years.

You write as if it's the first time you've heard of Saafe.

Have you never once noticed the many other references to Saafe during all your time here?

Saafe is a witches' coven made up hags, harridans, harlots, harpies and hecates.

[Jimmyredcab]

Saafe is a witches' coven made up hags, harridans, harlots, harpies and hecates.

Indeed, I have to question why anyone on here would waste their time reading it, full of bitter washed up has beens.   

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

oh I don't know jimmy, their thread on smelly punters was really funny to read

[pokenn]

I occasionaly lurk there when I'm feeling bored. It does give a different perspective.

Yes there are some truly vile creatures there (e.g. wife4rent) , but quite a few ordinary, sensible prostitutes. While some there regards punters with total comtempt, some seem to have respect for their punters.

...and yes the smelly punters thread IS quite funny.

[Jimmyredcab]

oh I don't know jimmy, their thread on smelly punters was really funny to read

I will take your word for it, I already spend FAR too much time online.   

[J_H]

I don't entirely agree Matium.  HP doesn't say he just discoverd it, only that just perused it seriously.

The SAAFE website is admittedly populated by hags, harridans, harlots, harpies and hecates, but is is also populated by ordinary WGs who provide a decent service. AS HP says, it's almost a mirror image of this site, therefore will have roughly the same proportion of ordinary/mad/ dangerous as UKP, or indeed any other random selection of people in society.

To give credit where due, they ran a feature on something like 'How Not To Book An Escort' which was absolutely hilarious and shows how mad some punters are. Admittedly, these were not run of the mill UKP type punters, more often first time wannabee punters, especially younger ones, but a fair few nutters and creeps too. Some of the messages they got from 'punters' would have you in stitches - I read one which simply said "I want to hang out the back of you". Absolutely pissed myself.

However, they do not allow punters to post, whereas UKP allow WGs to post - a cardinal sin in my view, also a cardinal error.

[cunnyhunt]

- I read one which simply said "I want to hang out the back of you".

And she did not reply to me. . 

[wristjob]

I occasionaly lurk there when I'm feeling bored. It does give a different perspective.

Yes there are some truly vile creatures there (e.g. wife4rent) , but quite a few ordinary, sensible prostitutes. While some there regards punters with total comtempt, some seem to have respect for their punters.

...and yes the smelly punters thread IS quite funny.

I've only looked occasionally but that was my experience too - a few nutjobs but most the girls seem grounded and sensible.

Link to smellies please.

To make it a proper mirror image anybody got a link to smelly WGs?

[Tony Montana]

... made up hags, harridans, harlots, harpies and hecates.

...and humans.

I'd like to see some links for the girls that are having trouble finding 28G bras.

[cunnyhunt]

...and humans.

I'd like to see some links for the girls that are having trouble finding 28G bras.

Do not get excited, this is one of them

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[Jimmyredcab]

...and humans.

I'd like to see some links for the girls that are having trouble finding 28G bras.

I amagine Saafe would be right up your street, you do have "previous".     

[Horizontal pleasures]

HP, you've been here for years.

You write as if it's the first time you've heard of Saafe.

Have you never once noticed the many other references to Saafe during all your time here?

Saafe is a witches' coven made up hags, harridans, harlots, harpies and hecates.

Yes I have heard of SAAFE of course but never looked at it. My impression is not the same as yours. HP

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Indeed, I have to question why anyone on here would waste their time reading it, full of bitter washed up has beens.   

again I disagree, it was fascinating. They too have newbies with naive questions and wise women with some answers. They do not all despise the punters.

[cunnyhunt]

Yes I have heard of SAAFE of course but never looked at it. My impression is not the same as yours. HP

You need to read it thoroughly first.

Understand that no criticsm can be made of other WG's on Saafe so what you read is very sanitized. An example is "Wife4rent" she is a notorious barebacker that makes no attempt to hide her distaste for punters and openly states she double books. When she posts her vitriol there can be no disagreement from others and they can not express their distaste for her.

Do not get a false impression of that site.

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smelly punter

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You know you're an escort when ...

we had a thread a few months ago
You know you're a punter when ...

yes there are surely some malign ladies there but there is lots of fun also

[cunnyhunt]

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smelly punter

That could be you they are discussing.

[cunnyhunt]

yes there are surely some malign ladies there but there is lots of fun also

Why not join up then ?

[NIK]

I am sure Adam will just love links to fucking SAAFE!

[punk]

from saafe topic


you know you're an escort when

'you look at men of a certain age and wonder if they'd be nice clients!'

quote from kinky starlet

You know your a punter when you

 look at a women and wonder what their price range is

[RandyF]

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smelly punter

Those hags are always whining about smelly punters. 

What's interesting though, is that 99 times out of 100 they carry on with the booking as per normal   

If its that bad surely they'd give him back his cash, and throw his cheesy cock/shitey arse out?

[pokenn]

You need to read it thoroughly first.

Understand that no criticsm can be made of other WG's on Saafe so what you read is very sanitized. An example is "Wife4rent" she is a notorious barebacker that makes no attempt to hide her distaste for punters and openly states she double books. When she posts her vitriol there can be no disagreement from others and they can not express their distaste for her.

Do not get a false impression of that site.

Good post. They very rarely criticise each other even for the most horrendous posts.

[J_H]

Good post. They very rarely criticise each other even for the most horrendous posts.

Another cardinal sin.

[cunnyhunt]

Good post. They very rarely criticise each other even for the most horrendous posts.

The purpose of Saafe is a support forum, they have to support each other regardless of how they act and what they do. It is a false support as censored posting cannot give trues replies and advice.
 There can be no mention/links of other forums or sites.

[Tony Montana]

To give credit where due, they ran a feature on something like 'How Not To Book An Escort' which was absolutely hilarious and shows how mad some punters are.

I guess that is the equivalent of UKP's "Worst escort picture challenge" thread. 

[Lilywhite]

I went to SAAFE as a newbie and can honestly say none of the advice given to me I ever followed.. No one can 'teach' you to be a whore.
I now only venture back (reluctantly) if I need legal advice or to look at warnings...
If you want to know how to be a WG- read the reviews here, not the views of other women.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I guess that is the equivalent of UKP's "Worst escort picture challenge" thread.

equivalent? 400 pages since 2009 and still going. I worry that my own introductory booking message is in there for someone's version of funny? I just read 4 pages and yes, it is hilarious but no photos or links.
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[J_H]

I went to SAAFE as a newbie and can honestly say none of the advice given to me I ever followed.. No one can 'teach' you to be a whore.
I now only venture back (reluctantly) if I need legal advice or to look at warnings...
If you want to know how to be a WG- read the reviews here, not the views of other women.
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Interesting post RHB. There's a lot of sense in knowing what the Client wants, but also in the punter knowing WGs operate = how to get the best out of the situation for both sides. I still think we have more in common than most realise. There are powerful forces that would put an end to all this tomorrow if they could - and criminalise and expose every one of us: posing as they often do as guardians of liberty in this increasingly illiberal police state, who's to say they won't achieve it?