Andreea love you.. (worst experience in my 5 years of punting)

[Zweihander7]

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This a review on "Andreea love you.." on adultwork, an escort in Leyton, East London.  Was quite literally the worst experience I've had in my 5 years of punting. 

List of reasons to never ever go and see her:

- Doesnt look anything like her photos - in person she is fatter,  looks almost 5 years older, hair was dyed a ghastly shade of copper blonde that looked like it was done by someone with no experience, and worst of all, she had deep scarring on her stomach that was quite a turn off. Appears pics on her profile were taken a long time ago

- when i spoke to her on the phone, her english was ok, but when I got to her for the session despite me speaking as slowly and simply as I could she kept on saying she couldnt understand what i was saying. I have seen other foreign escorts do this before  - pretend they dont understand english so they dont have to do what you ask. Everything I asked of her was completely vanilla though

- Incredibly rude and unwilling to cooperate. asked her to do simple things like go down on me; move to end of the bed so she can be closer to me; lie on her back for missionary - but every request was met with rudeness and her complaining at me / kissing her teeth and not cooperating.

- Shameless clock watcher. Booked her for 30 mins, and around half way through she was in middle of giving me a very poor blow/hand job and then she literally just stops, gets up looks at her phone ans says "ok you have 10 minutes left". pretty sure she was lying and I had more time, but at that point experience was so bad I couldnt be arsed to argue

I couldnt even get hard the entire time I was there because her attitude was so off-putting. Eventually I got so fed up, that after maybe about 15 minutes I just said "f*** it" and left.

[peter purves]

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This a review on "Andreea love you.." on adultwork, an escort in Leyton, East London.  Was quite literally the worst experience I've had in my 5 years of punting. 

List of reasons to never ever go and see her:

- Doesnt look anything like her photos - in person she is fatter,  looks almost 5 years older, hair was dyed a ghastly shade of copper blonde that looked like it was done by someone with no experience, and worst of all, she had deep scarring on her stomach that was quite a turn off. Appears pics on her profile were taken a long time ago

- when i spoke to her on the phone, her english was ok, but when I got to her for the session despite me speaking as slowly and simply as I could she kept on saying she couldnt understand what i was saying. I have seen other foreign escorts do this before  - pretend they dont understand english so they dont have to do what you ask. Everything I asked of her was completely vanilla though

- Incredibly rude and unwilling to cooperate. asked her to do simple things like go down on me; move to end of the bed so she can be closer to me; lie on her back for missionary - but every request was met with rudeness and her complaining at me / kissing her teeth and not cooperating.

- Shameless clock watcher. Booked her for 30 mins, and around half way through she was in middle of giving me a very poor blow/hand job and then she literally just stops, gets up looks at her phone ans says "ok you have 10 minutes left". pretty sure she was lying and I had more time, but at that point experience was so bad I couldnt be arsed to argue

I couldnt even get hard the entire time I was there because her attitude was so off-putting. Eventually I got so fed up, that after maybe about 15 minutes I just said "f*** it" and left.

This made painful reading, sorry to hear about your experience 

Perhaps there ought to be a thread for where punters have had to walk out of a middle of a punt because the service is incredibly bad

[Nagilum]

Another Romanian providing a terrible service.  No surprise.

Sorry OP that was horrid, she is now on my blacklist.