I had the displeasure of meeting her once. A grumpy old northern bag with the lumpiest bad tit job I have ever seen. I didn't fuck her, thank God. I always have a giggle whenever I see her new delusional profile!
She worked out of a flat on the harbour in Torquay arranged a meeting went down only to be told the cleaner was doing the flat and could I come back! Never went anywhere near her again.