This is a TS review!
External Link/Members OnlyI had been following Sayuri on Instagram for a while now and suspected that she was a TS and would possibly be an escort as well back in Brazil. She was followed on IG by a bunch of other TSs who escort and she has that typical Brazilian TS escort look about her so my spider sense was putting 2 and 2 together and definitely getting 4!
I saw her advert recently with her being located in Shepherd’s Bush so my suspicions were correct but I was a little suspicious as Shepherd’s Bush isn’t a common area for TS escorts to stay as they commonly stay in Kensington and Chelsea or Westminster (as far as Central London goes). So in my mind a bait and switch was a possibility.
Her comms were great, very prompt replies and sent me a video of herself in a car park wearing only lingerie whilst standing next to a Porsche (looking very hot!). This put my mind at ease a little but a possible B & S could still be on the cards. I tried to negotiate on price but she wasn’t budging, she wanted £150 for half an hour and an eye watering £250 for an hour, I went for the half hour. She specifically said she was only passive.
She was located in a quiet road of terraced houses just a stones throw from Westfield (now advertising as being in Belgravia).
Arrived at the place and door wouldn’t open so she came down to open it and was dressed in a sexy red outfit with a short skirt and a bra, she looked extremely hot and gave me a very Christmasy vibe especially for October! I did think what would someone say if they came out of their flat and saw her looking like Santa’s little elf whore but I think I was actually more glad that it was her and not a B and S!
She’s quite short at around 5’4” I would say (maybe slightly less) which adds to her being so passable, 99.99% of people walking past her on the street would have no idea that she is a TS, by far one of the most passable TSs I have ever seen! She has massive tits and ass even for her size (obviously augmented) and tattoos for days, pick a spot on her body she’s probably got a tattoo there! She’s half Brazilian, half Japanese which I think is my favourite mix these days, wow she is sexy!
So let’s get to the point, she gave me oral which was just boring, no real rhythm and never went deep. I gave her oral and her cock was flaccid the whole time and never even achieved semi status never getting any bigger than 3 inches. I fucked her in missionary and spoon and then came (all covered).
During the whole meet she was friendly and had a good attitude but she just had no energy about her, no passion, no spark, no life in her, just felt she was like a dear in the headlights. Whilst I was fucking her she made her noises but I might as well have been having sex with a blow up doll as there was just no passion from her.
Was going to give her a neutral because she was friendly and nice but I have to respect my £150 that I’ll never see again! She’s only passive, didn’t get hard, wasn’t very responsive and I would have been so gutted if I had given her £250 for an hour! I’ve had better £70 half hour punts with an average Romanian cis girl.
Whilst she didn’t particularly do anything wrong, she definitely didn’t do anything right! There’s so much better out there and she is no Akemi that’s for sure! (bring back Akemi!!!! Lol).
Unfortunately I won’t be going back, it’s more fun watching paint dry or separating all the different coloured M&Ms than wasting my money on these kind of punts. I’m surprised I didn’t fall asleep half way through.
Maybe one day she’ll up her game but due to her over evaluation and lack of what’s on offer I’m out!
Overall 2 out of 10
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