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Offline KentAde

...bitch!

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Check out all the bollocks about her, and the fluffy reviews. Anyone want to TOFTT @ £500 smackers!  :D

Offline PaintBrush

As a wise brother once said 'Fucking Delusional'  :dash:

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Never mind the jokes though. Sweet Jesus, she's gorgeous — seriously thinking of suspending all punting for a few months and saving up to see her.

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Offline maxxblue

Never mind the jokes though. Sweet Jesus, she's gorgeous — seriously thinking of suspending all punting for a few months and saving up to see her.

Isn't that, erm.... punting?


Offline maxxblue

As a wise brother once said 'Fucking Delusional'  :dash:

Which wise brother was that?

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You reckon? Don't see it myself. Not a turn-off for me anyway, but I prefer my trannies with dicks to without. :hi:

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The only pic that looks nice is the one with her sat in that chair - but her face really puts me off. Do you get free 6hr after the first hour with paying £500? You'd need to slap a mask on her.

Offline SamLP

The selfie gallery on her website gives a true indication of what she looks like without the make-up.
I can't get over the fact her tits are globes apart. That's a turn off for me.

Offline NelsonH

Surely she is painfully thin?

And actually very ordinary looking facially.

Offline Plan R

I prefer some meat on the bone
and some money in my wallet!    :wackogirl: 500 smackers !?  :wacko:

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Surely she is painfully thin?

To me that's the main attraction and the reason I'd even think of paying so much.

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Offline Lever

Far too thin for me, but everyone's different - I can see the appeal.

Some of the reviews on her website are hilarious though

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When you lie next Gloria you can't help but feel a sense of true intimacy. Forget about the physical act, just look into her eyes and you know theres no where else you'd rather be. She is generous in all aspects. I need not say anymore.

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I only writes reviews for people that are special to him. I will tell a story about an exceptional lady who is very, very good with just a touch of strange. Well, perhaps a big touch of strange but in a good way.

 A story about a clandestine morning carnal assignation with a friend and a catch up on the happenings in our lives since we last met. For me, just the usual, older, fatter, uglier, shorter, poorer and generally on the downward slide.

My dinner dates and escapades shagging one particular sexy lady and my extra curricular naughtiness with those on the approved list. For my friend,  What she has been doing, where she has been, where she is at in her life and her body image. Fucking body image, it’s awesome, Perfect boobs, an arse to die for, flat abs of steel and a face that would sell magazines and a sexy mane.

Somewhere in amongst the banter and the intrigue we found ourselves petting each other like trusted friends usually do in a casual sort of way. There has been no loss of carnal talents and skills, be assured I know. Needless to say there was lot of honour and offer till I was fucked.This lady friend is exceptionally easy to spend time with and the time flashes by in comfort and style.

I look forward to the next time he gets to experience the Glorified company of such a very, very good practitioner in the arts of sensual carnal depravity.

It's like those made up articles you used to get in Razzle or Escort  :lol:

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Far too thin for me, but everyone's different - I can see the appeal.

Some of the reviews on her website are hilarious though

It's like those made up articles you used to get in Razzle or Escort  :lol:

When they met, her eyes locked him in an unbreakable embrace, she teased his broadsword relentlessly before releasing it in all it's engorged fulsomeness. She knelt on a velvet cushion next to a gilt edged mirror and slowly, inexorably took it deep in her ruby lipped mouth whilst tickling his hairy spheres with her beautifully manicured nails. He watched transfixed, she popped a finger delightfully up his sphincter and bobbed her head frantically, her soft locks rising and cascading like a sea fret until he could take no more, withdrew and sprayed a weeks worth of man batter over her beautifully made up face....

Offline hungrypunt

She looks drop dead like a girl from a place I used to visit in maroochydore brisbane.
Lush it was called, I never had the pleasure but have sat chatting with her, Kiri was her name form there, really nice girl.
not my type so thin tho.

She used to go by another name, Annie....Annnie rexick

Ill go now then eh ????? sorry :bomb:
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She looks drop dead like a girl from a place I used to visit in maroochydore brisbane.
Lush it was called, I never had the pleasure but have sat chatting with her, Kiri was her name

Your old Brisbane whorehouse has a girl called Kira on its current rota with the same hair and eye colour as Gloria but not nearly so thin on the evidence of one picture with her back turned. Her advertised age is 35.

Could that be the girl you remember? If so, probably not the same person as Gloria, who is of course also Australian.

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The selfie gallery on her website gives a true indication of what she looks like without the make-up.
I can't get over the fact her tits are globes apart. That's a turn off for me.

Well at least the selfies are honest.  But it really isn’t a good look – she just looks very ill.

And what is it with the pumped up lips, I don’t find that at all attractive.

Offline OakTree

Would I pay 500 notes for an hour of her time? No and I'd be amazed that any normal punter would.

I'm sure there are women out ther who may well command that sort of fee but this lady wouldn't be one of them. I'd be very surprised if she makes a decent living out of this pastime.

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No and I'd be amazed that any normal punter would.

You think any of us disturbed souls around here are normal? We all have our kinks and ultra-skinny girls are one of mine.

Here are a few more that I would pay huge money to have on the end of my dick (random pics, not escorts BTW).

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Offline hungrypunt

Your old Brisbane whorehouse has a girl called Kira on its current rota with the same hair and eye colour as Gloria but not nearly so thin on the evidence of one picture with her back turned. Her advertised age is 35.

Could that be the girl you remember? If so, probably not the same person as Gloria, who is of course also Australian.

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No Mate, Kiri not Kira, dont see her pic on the site anymore. She said she was off to Melbourne then Bali etc, then a trip round Europe that was back in Feb
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Offline hungrypunt

And 500 per hour but takin selfies in a bedsit ? with a sunken well worn old bed

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I THINK this is her carrying a bit more weight here
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Offline Popperpumppunt

Can see her forehead from outta space

Offline hungrypunt

There are no "extras" available. Anal sex, rimming, face fucking, bareback penetrative sex and rubbing of genitals against each other are not available under any circumstances. Filming or taking explicit images of me is forbidden.

Offline Trotter671

Each to their own and all that - everyone has their own tastes. I prefer size 6/8 girls but this girl looks gaunt/ill. I get the attraction of the model waife look but she does nowt for me - especially at 500 quid an hour. (in a bed sit/poky flat?)

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No Mate, Kiri not Kira

Yeah, I'd spotted that.  :thumbsup:  But I thought your memory might be as inaccurate as mine.

Thanks for the links. Seems like she was a bit of a sex-worker celebrity Down Under. There's also a three-part interview with her one website. If anyone's interested Google the name Gloria Von Vaulker and it comes up.

I don't find her nearly so attractive in the pics and footage when she's less skinny, though obviously the old look was much better for her long-term health. But I do like her face, big forehead and all.

The £500 really is too much, on reflection. So, much as I still want to fuck a girl as skinny as her, I'm probably not going to book Gloria.  :unknown:

Offline pewpewpew

Nothing wrong with skinny girls. Skinnier the better. If she charged £150 or something I'd be on that

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IMHO looks like Bob Geldof will run in mid punt and throw UN food parcels at her. :D

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It's Gloria/Margo/Claudia



*I am not a transsexual.

*I have never worked in Brisbane, nor worked in a brothel (no judgement to anyone that has, just clarifying facts). I have reviews on Punterplanet since 2010 (all, 100% positive by active members that post regularly, thank you). I am a very well known private in Australia (yes kind of like a hooker celebrity, I live a private life these days due to a problem with a man) so you can probably trust what I say as many people know who I am.

*I am not your cup of tea if you are into fat women, untoned women, women that have pockets of fat to grab on to etc. I am extremely thin, and I advertise so. Unlike 99.9% of escorts (well, women): my images are real, my measurements are real, my age is real, when you open the door I am my images. I do not need to photoshop in a waist tuck, lengthen my legs, smooth out wrinkles etc. The large majority of my clients book me as they are very attracted to tall, thin, toned women. Escorts with genuine model looks and figures are very hard to find, that is my market. And it's a great one to be in. 
 
*Most days of the week, someone asks if I'm a model or someone asks if modelling is my job. I think 100% of people that meet me for the first time assume I am a working, fashion model. This is due to my face, as well as my body. I don’t think the average man finds real models the epitome of attractiveness - however - many people do. If my forehead in anyway bothered me, I would wear a fringe; I actually wear my hair severely pulled back day to day as my face - to most people - is my best feature. You don't like, I get it, swell, it's a love or hate thing usually. 

*I do not live in a bed sit, or studio apartment even for that manner. You are welcome to visit me in my 1 bedroom apartment in W1. My previous apartment was in Chelsea.. it does not have a sunken bed, it’s rather gorgeous (actually nicer than my current place).

*I would appreciate it if you didn’t make comments about my size. Do you think such comments and threads don’t exist already? That they are funny? They do. A similar one on an Australia review forum exists! (They have great moderators there who said she has a perfect review score, she looks identical to her images and what she advertises as: unless you have seen her and have something to comment otherwise, get a life).

*I am healthy, happy and fit. The only time in my life where I have genuinely not looked healthy, happy or “fit” is when I was stalked and abused by a former partner (name change relates to that). I have autoimmune disease, it can make me very tired at times and the side effects from the medication are horrible. For a 30 year old woman to have a chronic illness and take medications that together cause swelling, bone and joint problems, skin problems, low mood etc: I am really proud of my body and the way that I look. I can openly advertise as 30, as, well, see the picture below. I kind of look the opposite of sick. Exceedingly radiant, youthful.

*Re-links: I have always been skinny (179cm, and a size 8 in that link, aka underweight - I think my face is very swollen due to being on medical steroids and perhaps bigger looking as the lighting is at an angle where it makes, but I am clearly very thin in that video also). I am now very skinny



I don’t even know why I’m replying to this drivel. You’re entitled to your own options, keep them factual? Your time would be better spent talking about bad providers, providers who photoshop their images, deceive people and advertise as something they aren’t. I’m one of the good providers and you are more interested in talking about my weight and big skull (remind me, to go blur my face as it must be driving away business). 

I don't even get the stuck up initial comment? I tend to book based on the fact that I'm very down to earth and "Australian". I struggle to relate to clients here as I don't think I'm stuck up enough?



Here is my healthy, bag-free, botox-free face with only lipgloss on at 30 years old.

I'm sorry you struggle with stuffing your face full of nachos and you want to project on to another person,

C



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Oh, and my tits are apart as I am a naturally athletic, thin woman. My implants are under the muscle. Contract your pecs for me - notice they go outward? My tits cannot join together or be pushed together as my muscles are very firmly out in the chest (like a guy with defined pecs). Another point towards my health and athleticism. I'm so starved I have full abs showing and pecs so strong you cannot push them together.

Breasts are fat tissue, when you have none, you tend to develop a gappy chest (it's considered to be a very highly desirable, elegant feature).

This doesn't take a genius to figure out. Go find a size 6 woman with an abnormally low body fat %, a-cup breasts and show me her full cleavage. It cannot exist.

Offline anotherwoody69

You seem well educated, however I'd still buy you a gift you clearly require.

A dictionary.


Use it to look up the word "deluded".

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Offline Toon73

*I am not your cup of tea if you are into fat women, untoned women, women that have pockets of fat to grab on to etc.*

I think you need to work on your wording a bit , i find that very degrading   :bomb: :timeout:

Offline munterhunter

If people want to spend 500 an hour to spend time with her for "a truly sensual experience" or whatever else its up to them innit? To me her being that thin is a positive turn off. She looks anorexic or ill.  I might be tempted to send her a fiver with a message "Go buy yourself fish and chips or pie and mash love"

Offline Stalinator

At £500 per hour she would be suffering from dusty phone syndrome. A bag of fish and chips would not go amiss love. :D

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Breasts are fat tissue, when you have none, you tend to develop a gappy chest (it's considered to be a very highly desirable, elegant feature).

This doesn't take a genius to figure out. Go find a size 6 woman with an abnormally low body fat %, a-cup breasts and show me her full cleavage. It cannot exist.


Um I'm a size six and I have boobs albeit not huge but enough for a Cleveage.....
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I'd give her a go. Not at £400 quid an hour though!

Offline Shearer1955

I like the look but not the price! :scare:

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Things must be quiet for her if she's willing to bring up a near six month old thread. Still, at least she'll be the first to know when she gets hemorrhoids as her head is stuck up her arse.

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To me that's the main attraction and the reason I'd even think of paying so much.

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+1 I wouldn't mind rubbing my cock on that stomach. I'm not keen on the boat though. I like really thin women and big fat ones, I like two extremes.

Offline pewpewpew

I've said it before. For me women can't be skinny enough. Maybe it's a fetish I just don't know. But the price per hour...

Offline mrfishyfoo

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Never mind the jokes though. Sweet Jesus, she's gorgeous — seriously thinking of suspending all punting for a few months and saving up to see her.

Don't need to be skinny to do this.

Rachel in Wakefield aka LittleWinterWarmer, in my reviews, did this with ease.

As for the object of OP's attention she looks far too thin IMHO.

Offline Bikerboy

It's a 10 from Len  :thumbsup:
Deep pockets required though.

Offline MilleMiglia

Things must be quiet for her if she's willing to bring up a near six month old thread. Still, at least she'll be the first to know when she gets hemorrhoids as her head is stuck up her arse.

Can't see the point of rattling our cages. Most of us can't afford a rate like that, and the few that can know VFM (or a lack of) when they see it, and wouldn't anyway.

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Can't see the point of rattling our cages. Most of us can't afford a rate like that, and the few that can know VFM (or a lack of) when they see it, and wouldn't anyway.

Price does not correlate quality and her aloof arrogant attitude is straight out of the Henry Kissinger Guide to Diplomacy.

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Don't need to be skinny to do this.

Rachel in Wakefield aka LittleWinterWarmer, in my reviews, did this with ease.

As for the object of OP's attention she looks far too thin IMHO.
I class spinners as being short women, tall thin women can't be spinners as their legs get in the way. Likewise the little fatties nearly rip your cock off.

Offline MrMatrix

Would I pay 500 notes for an hour of her time? No and I'd be amazed that any normal punter would.

I'm sure there are women out ther who may well command that sort of fee but this lady wouldn't be one of them. I'd be very surprised if she makes a decent living out of this pastime.
Agreed Oak Tree. That's a lot of dosh for something unknown. Cant believe she gets much business.  :hi:

Offline SamLP

Oh, and my tits are apart as I am a naturally athletic, thin woman. My implants are under the muscle. Contract your pecs for me - notice they go outward? My tits cannot join together or be pushed together as my muscles are very firmly out in the chest (like a guy with defined pecs). Another point towards my health and athleticism. I'm so starved I have full abs showing and pecs so strong you cannot push them together.

Breasts are fat tissue, when you have none, you tend to develop a gappy chest (it's considered to be a very highly desirable, elegant feature).

This doesn't take a genius to figure out. Go find a size 6 woman with an abnormally low body fat %, a-cup breasts and show me her full cleavage. It cannot exist.

Disagree with this. Seen many size 6 girls with perfectly normal breasts, but none globes apart where you could fit in a third breast. IMO, it's not attractive at all. Having them proportionately placed on the chest and not on the ribs is attractive. It's a boob job done wrong.

Offline BlueRock

Each to their own but way to thin for my liking. Be like fucking a long haired boy. For that price I'd want more bang for my buck.