And let me be the second zero-reviewer, after SpunkyMonkey. I've been punting for (... counts ...) just over thirty years, I'm early 50s and still pretty fit, and I reckon I have a lot left in me yet :-)
It's just that since I joined this board, I haven't yet taken a punt. It's been a busy year in various ways, and being an experienced punter I'm pretty careful these days who I see. As soon as I get back out there I'll post a review on here. Simples. I have a shedload of experience, have seen almost every kind of WG over the years including streetwalkers in several cities around the world, and have memories of many great punts as well as disastrous ones.
But that's just it, they're memories. I was quite active in 2016, 2017 etc, but I'm waiting until I take new punts before I post reviews on here.
This board is very valuable to people like me, and I'm super-grateful to the people who set it up. Some of the regulars are a little too didactic for my tastes, and there's many on here who are super-quick to criticise, but that's people being people, safe behind their anonymity. We can all be who we like on here.
So I'm happy to take criticism for not having posted a review yet .. I know I will do at some point, probably soon, and probably several times before I get kicked off here for saying or doing the wrong thing. I realise that's the bargain - all of us newcomers are obliged to contribute reviews which help the other guys. That's a fair deal, and I'll fulfil my part of the bargain as soon as I find the right girl - which could as easily be a tit wank in a parlour as it could be one of the star solo girls we all know about, because of UKP. I probably won't be going to Holbeck any time soon, though. Those days really are behind me. Way too much risk for me.
Here's to airing opinions, and perhaps to slightly more tolerance of us newbies on the boards.