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ness4

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Instead of a new years resolution in January I propose a new game....Punting Golf

The rules are simple: you have 1 calendar month to complete 18 holes. This can be completed in any way you like from (obviously) a minimum of 6 girls. You can play the same hole as often as you like but only counts for 1.

Record your score card when completed?

If anyone can complete the course in a single day...the kudos to you!

Good idea/silly idea?

Offline shagmore

Does arse and pussy count count as 2 holes?
What about mouth, if so that could be 3 holes in one punt

Offline the_special-one92

I'd assume since he says 18 holes which is a minimum of 6 ladies that mouth, arse and pussy count separate.

If you let a t/s bang you does that count as a bogey then?

Quite an interesting idea to see who would rack up the highest in a month. It won't be me that's for sure.

Offline Kingy28

Could have a front 9 and a back 9 :D

Offline shagmore

Well hopefully next week I will bag 3 in one go....

ness4

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Indeed Arse, Pussy and mouth all count as separate. Hadn't considered the TS angle...I'm only on a score of 8 for December so far...must try harder

Offline Blackpool Rock

No Barebackers as they will be playing off Scratch  :hi:

Offline threechilliman

I reckon a party or two will quickly get you on to the 19th hole. :D

Offline Corus Boy

The rules are already written!  :drinks:

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

    Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

    Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

    Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

    For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

    Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

    Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

    It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

    Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

    Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

    Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

    Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

    The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

    Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

    Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

    It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Health and Fitness

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I admit it does sound like fun but for me personally I simply wouldn't have the time to complete it as work and social activities that don't require discretion take priority over punting.

Offline shagmore

The rules are already written!  :drinks:

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

    Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

    Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

    Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

    For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

    Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

    Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

    It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

    Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

    Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

    Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

    Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

    The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

    Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

    Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

    It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.


Brilliant 100%

 :drinks:

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Offline threechilliman

The rules are already written!  :drinks:

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

    Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

    Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

    Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

    For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

    Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

    Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

    It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

    Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

    Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

    Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

    Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

    The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

    Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

    Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

    It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Very good.

A player who, upon arrival at the chosen course, finds that course unfit for play or that a different course to that chosen has been provided, may retire back to the clubhouse without paying any green fees.

By agreement amongst the players and course owner, two or more players may play the same course together. Similarly, a player may play two or more courses at the same time. It is also permitted for two or more players to play two or more courses simultaneously.

Where two or more players are playing the same course together, two holes may be played at the same time. It is also permitted for two players to play the same hole together provided they have agreed this subject to the course owners permission. Where permission has not been granted, the second player to play the same hole will be deemed 'out of bounds'.

Where two players are playing the same course together, a player must not interfere with the club or balls of the other player.

Offline PatMacGroin


The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

...

    Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

...
   

Really?  :(

I usually enjoy a round where I can also pop a ball or two into the top most hole. Although some course owners only allow it with the cleanest, shiniest "new" balls.

Offline WKD123

The rules are already written!  :drinks:

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

    Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

    Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

    Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

    For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

    Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

    Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

    It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

    Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

    Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

    Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

    Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

    The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

    Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

    Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

    It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

The first post on here that had me laughing out loud. Excellent!  :lol:

Offline bhudda

As I'm spending most of January in warmer climes with my other half I don't expect to manage more than one hole ... and even that's possibly a triumph of optimism over experience.

Offline hungrypunt

Dont play to Cueballs rules, otherwise youll always be in the rough  :D