I've been punting off and on for just over 40 years as I get older I find myself being a bit more selective.
I punt far less often there days than I used to not for lack of ability the old lad still stands to attention as required and if needed I can always partake of 50mg of viagra to help out. No it's mainly due to lack of dedent choice or perhaps that 2 or 3 of the girls I saw on a fairly regular basis have now retired and I can't be bothered getting comfortable with someone new. So now my spur of the moment punts tend to be more spasmodic.
My popularity seems to have increased I've had invites from my GP to attend an additional diabetic review they referred my to a dietician for advice on carbohydrate intake I'm not sure why by sugar levels have remained the same over the last 5 years and I haven't lost or gained weight. After partaking in a screening for bowel cancer which came back all clear I got a letter asking if I'd like to partake in a national study of bowel cancer??? I also received a letter asking if I'd like to take place in a paid clinical trial for a vaccine for Dengue Fever (f&ck knows where they got my details from!) I am awaiting the call to be pin up for Co-op Funeral Care for 2019!
Junk emails have increased offering hair transplants teeth implants whitening ED remedies and apparently my late brother who sadly passed away in Nigeria left me 12 million quid I just need to send the lawyer handling his estate 20 grand to facilitate transfer of the 12 mill to me. And there was me thinking I was an only child!
One welcome piece of junk mail was a letter from a pension provider I've never dealt with or heard from previousl saying "Great News we are giving you on lune access to your pension statement"
WHAT PENSION STATEMENT?
Sensing a potential scam I was a bit sceptical but NO it's Kosher. 20 years ago I worked for an IT company for about 15 months paid into a pension scheme got made redundant and the company folded about a year later. I have just under 6 grand to come..some of it will be spent on horizontal persuits and I'll find a suitable use for the rest. So..does anyone know any reliable hookers that offer EPD's? That's Elderly Person Discounts?
