Home massage and happy ending (legal?)

[coinmaster]

A quick question on these massages delivered at home by websites. Seems legit but wondering how safe they are?
Also, is it legal to ask a simple question of hand relief and getting it? Any thing one needs to be careful with

[Plan R]

Most of us study law, particularly contract law, for a year or two before our first 'punt' - I urge you to do the same 

[Steve2]

A quick question on these massages delivered at home by websites. Seems legit but wondering how safe they are?
Also, is it legal to ask a simple question of hand relief and getting it? Any thing one needs to be careful with

So you've been here for 3 years and learn't nothing 

[Jumping Jack Flash]

A quick question on these massages delivered at home by websites. Seems legit but wondering how safe they are?
Also, is it legal to ask a simple question of hand relief and getting it? Any thing one needs to be careful with

I think this hobby isn’t for you.

[Thecunninglinguist]

OP who's "home"  are you talking about. A visiting service to you or where you visit them at theirs?

[houseboot]

School holidays 

[coinmaster]

Most of us study law, particularly contract law, for a year or two before our first 'punt' - I urge you to do the same 

maybe enlighten a bit. That'd be helpful?

[coinmaster]

So you've been here for 3 years and learn't nothing 

Wasnt that active if being honest. A bit of advice would be appreciated

[coinmaster]

OP who's "home"  are you talking about. A visiting service to you or where you visit them at theirs?

visiting service to you (e.g. the massage   people or urban massage)

[Formicahunt]

If it just you and the girl and you ask for hand relief she will either say yes or no, either way you are unlikely to get into trouble. If it's you, the girl, your mum, a member of your local constabulary, Jesus, and your wife in the room and you ask for hand relief you could reasonably expect some bother.

There is a forum you could go on where UK punters recommend a number of girls who will happily massage you then toss you off but for the life of me I can't remember the name.

[bhudda]

When she arrives make sure you answer the door naked and with your penis erect. When she holds out her hand for a handshake just thrust your groin forward. If she leaves you will know she is a lesbian and no good for you and you wont have risked breaking the law asking the question.

[Thecunninglinguist]

visiting service to you (e.g. the massage   people or urban massage)

Nothing illegal whatever in allowing a total stranger into your house where you will be in a vunerable position. She(presumably she?) will know the inside layout and Sergei will be able to tell his burgling mates where you live.

[Jonestown]

maybe enlighten a bit. That'd be helpful?

if you visit a lady in her own home, who works there alone, and she performs on you whatever sexual services you request there is no offence committed in law by either her or you. If you invite the lady to your home and go through the same services there is no offence committed either.

But, its never a good idea to invite a person into your own home if you do not know them, always better for a first appointment to see them at their place as its easier for you to walk out than it is for you to throw someone else out.

[LLPunting]

Wasnt that active if being honest. A bit of advice would be appreciated

But you have been active and nary a word about that.
Have you figured it out yet?
Why no one is helping?
Because in 3 years of lurking you haven't bothered to read any of the many obvious threads that answer your question.
The first point of use here is that you read what's already been written before asking something that you find hasn't been answered.
Go do your research, have your punts and be sure to redeem yourself by reviewing their outcome in an exemplary fashion.  Hundreds of thousands of kids got their results today after only 2 years' effort and you came last.

[LLPunting]

if you visit a lady in her own home, who works there alone, and she performs on you whatever sexual services you request there is no offence committed in law by either her or you. If you invite the lady to your home and go through the same services there is no offence committed either.

But, its never a good idea to invite a person into your own home if you do not know them, always better for a first appointment to see them at their place as its easier for you to walk out than it is for you to throw someone else out.

She can still accuse you of sexual harassment.

[mr.bluesky]

Wasnt that active if being honest. A bit of advice would be appreciated

My advice is take up train spotting

[yorkshirepunter3333]

A quick question on these massages delivered at home by websites. Seems legit but wondering how safe they are?
Also, is it legal to ask a simple question of hand relief and getting it? Any thing one needs to be careful with

I guess, if they slip and end up elbow deep in your bum hole then it may not be that safe, unless ofc that's your thing.

[christofferson]

...madness giving anyone your home address to anyone you don't know.
Think burglar, nutter psycho female, flat / house egged, your address published... if
you are lucky a bargain bucket x 10 of KFC might arrive.