I had time for a punt on Tuesday and have a slot tomorrow, can I find a girl I like who is available to feast on my tanned body? Can I fuck!
Over the last few days I've carefully selected whores in the areas I want who deliver the services I like at the price points I'm willing to pay, they have all shown as online with published mobile numbers.
I've called, texted and emailed half of dozen lazy cows, cash at the ready, no response whatsoever, not even an "I call you back bby"
Service industry my arse!
My balls are so blue I might have to shag the missus!
Rant over!